Cracked Archive - Sex

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4 Evolutionary Explanations for Modern Annoyances

At one point each of these social mechanisms was probably the glue that held civilizations together, but we've come a long way since then and now they're just sort of annoying.

Authors: By Joe Donatelli
Published: January 02, 2012
Comments: 838

5 Ridiculous Sex Myths From History (You Probably Believe)

It turns out that a lot of what BBC dramas tell you about sex in history is just a fanciful cover for sex lives that didn't differ that much from our own.

Authors: By C. Coville, Jake Klink
Published: December 13, 2011
Comments: 1460

Are You Secretly a Great Writer? Like Money? Read This.

Think you know more about everything than Cracked.com does? Time to put up or shut up.

Authors: By Kristi Harrison
Published: November 24, 2011
Comments: 713

6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

To a young guy with not much money, sperm donation seems too good to be true. Having actually been a sperm donor, I can say that you had better be prepared for a long haul.

Authors: By Sean Berkley
Published: November 12, 2011
Comments: 1535

14 'Luxury' Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy

Some rich people apparently can't stand the thought that they pleasure themselves like ordinary people. So they apparently do it the creepiest, most hilarious way possible.

Authors: By Mark Hill
Published: November 09, 2011
Comments: 1045

5 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World

Back in olden days, doctors had as many cures for masturbation as there were 'symptoms.' Cures that helped shape the world you live in.

Authors: By Michael Voll
Published: November 07, 2011
Comments: 1205

5 Sexual Innovations From People in Your History Text Books

It turns out that the great men and women lauded by society for mainstream discoveries, and the underground smut peddlers who advanced the art of masturbation, are often the same people.

Authors: By Kevin Forde, Lillian Marx
Published: October 16, 2011
Comments: 427

7 Terrifying Things They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy

Thanks to sitcoms, romantic comedies and our mother's cuss-filled horror stories, we all know pregnancy is no walk in the park. In fact, pregnancy can cause some horrible, horrible things, like inny belly buttons temporarily turning into outies and ugly-people-making. Not to mention this stuff.

Authors: By Sara J., Tracy V.
Published: July 13, 2011
Comments: 1543

The 7 Sleaziest Mating Rituals in the Animal Kingdom

Mating among animals and insects is no less complicated than it is among humans. It's all about being devious, and when it comes to sex, even the lowest of life forms have mastered the art of trickery, deceit and blackmail.

Authors: By Jonathan Wojcik
Published: July 07, 2011
Comments: 478