Cracked Archive - Sex
WARNING: Yelling 'but it's art' will probably not save you from being fired for reading this NSFW article during your lunch break.
- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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- March 05, 2017
We talked to an erotic hypnotist, and learned this isn't at all like those videos we watched on the internet.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- March 05, 2017
It's like the manufacturers just came up with the stupidest idea they could and then expected people to slather it all over their genitals.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- February 18, 2017
Like the drive-in, the wank theater is mostly gone. A few have managed to stick around, though, and we spoke to the former manager of one.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- February 15, 2017
There are people out there who are in 24/7 master/slave relationships, complete with collars and/or certificates tagging them as lifelong partners.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- February 14, 2017
Warning: Though this article does contain themes of a sexual nature, most of it will prove difficult to masturbate to. Godspeed and good luck.
- By JM McNab
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- January 22, 2017
Our bodies seem to have either been designed by a dysfunctional committee or a very cruel prankster.
- By Eamon Lahiri
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- January 15, 2017
Apparently, there is something about shutting off my husband's sperm flow that doesn't appeal to him on a basic man-level. So I set out to change his mind.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- December 28, 2016
Imagine any social issue that gets your blood boiling, and then imagine poorly scripted sexy talk and money shots added in.
- By Ian Fortey
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- December 18, 2016
We spoke to 'Felicia,' whose mother worked at a New Zealand brothel when Felicia was a teenager. Here's what we learned.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- December 14, 2016
WARNING: What's about to come is painfully NSFW.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- December 11, 2016
Have you ever thought about combining your no doubt many and varied non-sexual bad habits with your, uh, sexual habits?
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- November 29, 2016
In 1932, Hollywood introduced the movie-going public to the concept of drowning movie extras in quicksand, and to everybody's surprise, we started masturbating. Here's a closer look at this phenomenon.
- By Robert Evans
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- October 15, 2016
Men and women have been shamelessly horny lizards ever since the Stone Age.
- By Marina Reimann
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- August 28, 2016
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