Cracked Archive - Sex
5 Sex Stories That Will Change How You See Famous People
We like to think of ourselves as filling in the gaps of your history knowledge that schools refused to teach you. Particularly sex history.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- June 10, 2017
5 Sex Inventions By People Who Clearly Haven't Had Sex
Are we a society of libidinous Icari, forever humping too close to the sun?
- By Ian Fortey
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- May 12, 2017
4 Things You'd Never Guess About The Opposite Sex's Crotch
The crotch holds many a mystery that you never even imagined.
- By Ian Fortey
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- April 28, 2017
Celeb Nudes And More: How The Internet Fosters Gross People
The internet has a curious ability to organize gross individuals into a functioning unit of weirdos who do objectionable things as a group.
- By Ian Fortey
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- April 21, 2017
The 4 Craziest Places People Keep Having Sex
Of all the activities one can enjoy in all the world, sex is easily a top 10 event.
- By Felix Clay
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- April 07, 2017
4 Things That'll Ruin Any One-Night Stand Before It Starts
You can cause serious damage to your humpability by falling victim to any of this tomfoolery.
- By Ian Fortey
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- March 17, 2017
5 Artists Who Turned Crazy Fetishes Into WTF Masterpieces
WARNING: Yelling 'but it's art' will probably not save you from being fired for reading this NSFW article during your lunch break.
- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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- March 05, 2017
5 Surprising Things You Learn About Sex As A Hypnotist
We talked to an erotic hypnotist, and learned this isn't at all like those videos we watched on the internet.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- March 05, 2017
5 Gross Products For Your Nether Hygiene
It's like the manufacturers just came up with the stupidest idea they could and then expected people to slather it all over their genitals.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- February 18, 2017
The Skeeviest Things I Saw Working At An Adult Movie Theater
Like the drive-in, the wank theater is mostly gone. A few have managed to stick around, though, and we spoke to the former manager of one.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- February 15, 2017
What Movies Get Wrong About BDSM Relationships
There are people out there who are in 24/7 master/slave relationships, complete with collars and/or certificates tagging them as lifelong partners.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- February 14, 2017
Sex Then And Now: 19 By-The-Numbers Comparisons
We've come a long way in the art of boning.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 13, 2017
6 Real Examples Of Sex Ed Gone Disastrously Awry
Warning: Though this article does contain themes of a sexual nature, most of it will prove difficult to masturbate to. Godspeed and good luck.
- By JM McNab
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- January 22, 2017
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