It's like the manufacturers just came up with the stupidest idea they could and then expected people to slather it all over their genitals.
Like the drive-in, the wank theater is mostly gone. A few have managed to stick around, though, and we spoke to the former manager of one.
There are people out there who are in 24/7 master/slave relationships, complete with collars and/or certificates tagging them as lifelong partners.
Warning: Though this article does contain themes of a sexual nature, most of it will prove difficult to masturbate to. Godspeed and good luck.
Our bodies seem to have either been designed by a dysfunctional committee or a very cruel prankster.
Apparently, there is something about shutting off my husband's sperm flow that doesn't appeal to him on a basic man-level. So I set out to change his mind.
Imagine any social issue that gets your blood boiling, and then imagine poorly scripted sexy talk and money shots added in.
We spoke to 'Felicia,' whose mother worked at a New Zealand brothel when Felicia was a teenager. Here's what we learned.
WARNING: What's about to come is painfully NSFW.
Have you ever thought about combining your no doubt many and varied non-sexual bad habits with your, uh, sexual habits?
In 1932, Hollywood introduced the movie-going public to the concept of drowning movie extras in quicksand, and to everybody's surprise, we started masturbating. Here's a closer look at this phenomenon.
Men and women have been shamelessly horny lizards ever since the Stone Age.
Sex in comic book movies is about as awkward as sex in a comic book store.
It was not that long ago that humanity had to resort to insanely elaborate or plain ridiculous methods just to do something as natural as looking at naked people in a computer screen.