Cracked Archive - Sex
7 X-Rated Traditions That Prove History Was Horny As F#@%
Men and women have been shamelessly horny lizards ever since the Stone Age.
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- By Marina Reimann
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227 6 Hilarious X-Rated Artifacts From Early Computers
It was not that long ago that humanity had to resort to insanely elaborate or plain ridiculous methods just to do something as natural as looking at naked people in a computer screen.
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- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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6 Erotic Tales About Politicians (That'll Destroy Your Mind)
Politics and sex go together like genitals and belt sanders -- horribly, yet morbidly fascinating for all those around you.
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- By Mark Hill
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12 Hilarious Failures At Sex Pill Package Design
Sometimes, when you're focusing all your energy on putting out a dubious 'sexual enhancement' product, you can't be bothered to design packaging that makes any kind of sense.
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- By Adam Wears
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10 Sex Toys That Are Perfect For Ending Relationships
Sex furniture is the best way to tell your friends they aren't welcome.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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- 391
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6 Hilarious Ways Porn Showed Up In Innocent Places
Warning: This article contains troubling euphemisms for penis and vagina.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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5 Hilarious Ways Women Got Revenge On Creepy Guys
Never disregard the power of an angry mother.
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- By Patrick Coyne
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6 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories From Historical Myths
The gods, repulsed by Indra's full-body menstruation, undid his curse by turning all of the vaginas into eyes, which gave Indra his official title as the Thousand-Eyed God.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Laura H, Kelly Stanaway
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6 Perverted Sexual Fantasies People Passed Off As 'Art'
It's not up to us to say whether something is or isn't art ... unless of course you're talking about the following projects.
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- By Kyle Bondeson
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5 Reasons We're Having Big Problems Stopping Revenge Porn
Even though there are now laws to stop revenge porn and some websites have posted a zero-tolerance policy, there's still not much that can be done about it.
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- By Hillery Alley
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The 5 Most Important Things They Never Taught You in Sex Ed
There's an excellent chance that whatever you were taught about sex is either partially misleading or dangerously incorrect.
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- By Mimosa Thomas
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The 6 Most WTF Old-Timey Porn Trends
Warning: Fairly NSFW Images Ahead.
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- By Tristan Cooper
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- 519
6 Insane Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)
We probably shouldn't have been so quick to call B.S. on those myths we heard back in high school.
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- By Aaron Granger
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5 Weird but Effective Alternate Uses for Sex Products
Lots of products you thought were the exclusive domain of your down-there areas are in fact used in some surprisingly practical ways.
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- By Veronica Dymond
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6 Ways Your Brain Is Sabotaging Your Sex Life
It's true -- our own psychology is constantly working against us. Our heads are full of destructive and downright wrong ideas that we just can't get past, due to biology, upbringing, or both.
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- By J.F. Sargent
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