Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Artists Who Turned Crazy Fetishes Into WTF Masterpieces
5 Artists Who Turned Crazy Fetishes Into WTF Masterpieces

WARNING: Yelling 'but it's art' will probably not save you from being fired for reading this NSFW article during your lunch break.

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5 Surprising Things You Learn About Sex As A Hypnotist
5 Surprising Things You Learn About Sex As A Hypnotist

We talked to an erotic hypnotist, and learned this isn't at all like those videos we watched on the internet.

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5 Gross Products For Your Nether Hygiene
5 Gross Products For Your Nether Hygiene

It's like the manufacturers just came up with the stupidest idea they could and then expected people to slather it all over their genitals.

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The Skeeviest Things I Saw Working At An Adult Movie Theater
The Skeeviest Things I Saw Working At An Adult Movie Theater

Like the drive-in, the wank theater is mostly gone. A few have managed to stick around, though, and we spoke to the former manager of one.

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What Movies Get Wrong About BDSM Relationships
What Movies Get Wrong About BDSM Relationships

There are people out there who are in 24/7 master/slave relationships, complete with collars and/or certificates tagging them as lifelong partners.

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6 Real Examples Of Sex Ed Gone Disastrously Awry
6 Real Examples Of Sex Ed Gone Disastrously Awry

Warning: Though this article does contain themes of a sexual nature, most of it will prove difficult to masturbate to. Godspeed and good luck.

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5 Ways Evolution Designed Your Body To Be Awesome At Sex
5 Ways Evolution Designed Your Body To Be Awesome At Sex

Our bodies seem to have either been designed by a dysfunctional committee or a very cruel prankster.

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8 Easy Steps To Convince Your Husband To Get A Vasectomy
8 Easy Steps To Convince Your Husband To Get A Vasectomy

Apparently, there is something about shutting off my husband's sperm flow that doesn't appeal to him on a basic man-level. So I set out to change his mind.

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5 Bleak Examples Of 'Social Issue' Porn (Which Is A Thing?)
5 Bleak Examples Of 'Social Issue' Porn (Which Is A Thing?)

Imagine any social issue that gets your blood boiling, and then imagine poorly scripted sexy talk and money shots added in.

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6 Realities Of Life When Your Mom Is A Working Prostitute
6 Realities Of Life When Your Mom Is A Working Prostitute

We spoke to 'Felicia,' whose mother worked at a New Zealand brothel when Felicia was a teenager. Here's what we learned.

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Super Creepy Sex Toys For Super Creepy People
Super Creepy Sex Toys For Super Creepy People

WARNING: What's about to come is painfully NSFW.

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5 Sex Toys That Invent Horrifying New Ways To Multi-Task
5 Sex Toys That Invent Horrifying New Ways To Multi-Task

Have you ever thought about combining your no doubt many and varied non-sexual bad habits with your, uh, sexual habits?

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The Complicated Realities Of Living With A Quicksand Fetish
The Complicated Realities Of Living With A Quicksand Fetish

In 1932, Hollywood introduced the movie-going public to the concept of drowning movie extras in quicksand, and to everybody's surprise, we started masturbating. Here's a closer look at this phenomenon.

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7 X-Rated Traditions That Prove History Was Horny As F#@%
7 X-Rated Traditions That Prove History Was Horny As F#@%

Men and women have been shamelessly horny lizards ever since the Stone Age.

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