Cracked Archive - Sex
The Best of Social Distancing Erotic Literature, Reviewed
Hey, sometimes you're quarantined with a tentacle monster.
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- By Mark Hill
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21 Sex Myths You've Probably Believed Your Entire Life
It's time to bust some sex myths.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Cracked Writers
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Ways Dating Apps Have Failed Us
When the problem-solving app actually creates more problems.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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New Netflix Show Sits Atop Trash TV Mountain
Witness the impossible task of hot people not having sex for a week.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Amazon's Erotica Section Is The Dollar Store For Horniness
The human boner is a powerful thing.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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A Condom Shortage (And Baby Boom) May Be Looming
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- By Luis Prada
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The Renaissance Of 'Thicc' Might Be Upon Us
A thiccassance if you will.
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- By Dan Duddy
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- 45
Dating Sites Are Trying To Contain The Quarantined Singles In Your Area
Love in the time of Coronavirus
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- By Cedric Voets
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Polygamy Is Moving Towards Being Decriminalized In Utah (Forget Poly Husbands, Though)
Have you heard the good/bad/mixed news?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Kraft Macaroni And Cheese Is A Sexual Aid Now, Just In Time For Valentine's Day
No, this is not about someone sticking their dick in a bowl of mac & cheese
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- By Luis Prada
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Unexpected Ways Sex Affects Your Health
Sex is like eggs. Scientists are always changing their minds about how healthy it is.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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Did You Vote Today? Don't Forget Your Complimentary Porno
Just you watch, this is going to be national policy by 2025.
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- By Luis Prada
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Area 51 Meme-Inspired Porn
We're guessing the aliens were very, very lonely in Area 51.
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- By Luis Prada
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19 Ways Sex Used To Be Way, Way More Freaky
Safe for work, but probably not safe for family dinner conversation.
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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5 Rare Side Effects Of Sex That Are Pure Horror
You can get real unlucky getting lucky.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Ryan Menezes, Radha Shaw, Jayne WK
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