Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Sex Stories That Will Change How You See Famous People

We like to think of ourselves as filling in the gaps of your history knowledge that schools refused to teach you. Particularly sex history.

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5 Sex Inventions By People Who Clearly Haven't Had Sex

Are we a society of libidinous Icari, forever humping too close to the sun?

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4 Things You'd Never Guess About The Opposite Sex's Crotch

The crotch holds many a mystery that you never even imagined.

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Celeb Nudes And More: How The Internet Fosters Gross People

The internet has a curious ability to organize gross individuals into a functioning unit of weirdos who do objectionable things as a group.

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The 4 Craziest Places People Keep Having Sex

Of all the activities one can enjoy in all the world, sex is easily a top 10 event.

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4 Things That'll Ruin Any One-Night Stand Before It Starts

You can cause serious damage to your humpability by falling victim to any of this tomfoolery.

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5 Artists Who Turned Crazy Fetishes Into WTF Masterpieces

WARNING: Yelling 'but it's art' will probably not save you from being fired for reading this NSFW article during your lunch break.

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5 Surprising Things You Learn About Sex As A Hypnotist

We talked to an erotic hypnotist, and learned this isn't at all like those videos we watched on the internet.

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5 Gross Products For Your Nether Hygiene

It's like the manufacturers just came up with the stupidest idea they could and then expected people to slather it all over their genitals.

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The Skeeviest Things I Saw Working At An Adult Movie Theater

Like the drive-in, the wank theater is mostly gone. A few have managed to stick around, though, and we spoke to the former manager of one.

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What Movies Get Wrong About BDSM Relationships

There are people out there who are in 24/7 master/slave relationships, complete with collars and/or certificates tagging them as lifelong partners.

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Sex Then And Now: 19 By-The-Numbers Comparisons

We've come a long way in the art of boning.

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6 Real Examples Of Sex Ed Gone Disastrously Awry

Warning: Though this article does contain themes of a sexual nature, most of it will prove difficult to masturbate to. Godspeed and good luck.

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