Cracked Archive - Sex

4 Things In Every Porn You Should Never Do In Real Life

These fallacies have shown up on screen so often, people have started thinking those bizarre little porn tropes are what sex is.


5 Reasons We're Having Big Problems Stopping Revenge Porn

Even though there are now laws to stop revenge porn and some websites have posted a zero-tolerance policy, there's still not much that can be done about it.


5 Strange Things You Learn as the Madam in a Brothel

We interviewed a woman who once worked as a madam at an illegal brothel. Here's what she told us.


4 Sex Lies Everyone Needs to Stop Telling

There are a handful of situations in life when it's perfectly OK to lie. But some lies, for everyone's enjoyment, just need to end sooner rather than later.


The 17 Most Disastrous 'Sexts' Possible

When we expedite dirty talk with our texts, issues are bound to arise.


21 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories (That Happen To Be True)

While everyone is talking about which celebrity is sticking a rodent up his ass, they're missing out on some awesome stuff that actually happened.


The 17 Creepiest Sexual Subcultures Around the World

That quiet dude over in HR probably has regular romps with his wife that involve his genitals being kicked then set upon by ants.


5 Disastrous Ways People Tried to Make Porn a Reality

As you can probably assume, the results are all sorts of creepy.


7 Strange Realities of BDSM '50 Shades of Grey' Leaves Out

We sat down with Julie Fennell a member of the BDSM community who is also a sociologist and associate professor at Gallaudet University. This is what we learned.


24 Shocking Statistics That Change How You View Sex

We thought we would celebrate the most romantic holiday of the year in the only way we know how: By coldly analyzing fascinating statistics pertaining to human mating habits.


5 Sex Toys That Are Clearly Designed for Sociopaths

Being an industry that aims to cater for absolutely everyone, it comes as no surprise that the sex toy trade has plenty of gadgets for people that are, frankly, awful.


5 Creepy Dating Site Messages Every Woman Has Received

I went through all my old messages for examples of the most heinous messages I've received over the years. One $10 plastic handle of vodka later, I only hope someone learns something.


The 23 Most Disastrous Fictional Sexual Encounters Possible

We've all had those awkward sexual experiences we'd like to forget. As it turns out, some of your favorite fictional characters have had them too.


21 Sex Tips That Science Says Actually Work

Our readers dug through the B.S. to bring you facts about sex that science says are true.


4 Stupid Ways Everyone Deals With Breakups

I'm not sure what hurt me more, that I lost someone I cared for or that I didn't know why. But it did hurt.