Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Reasons Being a Male Porn Star Is Less Fun Than It Looks

Cracked sat down with Lance Hart, veteran porn star, pornographer, and all around porn-type guy, to get the lowdown on getting down for a camera. Here's what we learned.


8 Ridiculous Sex Toys for the Budget-Conscious

Humans love sex, and humans love toys. Sex toys are a thing. We tend to think they're alright, too ... most of the time.


5 'Deviant' Sex Acts That Science Says Are Good For You

The freakier the sex, the better it is for me, according to science.


The 6 Most WTF Old-Timey Porn Trends

Warning: Fairly NSFW Images Ahead.


The 5 Most Ridiculous Products Made for Crotch Maintenance

I'm not saying that taking care of our fun bits is a bad thing. For the most part, it's the best thing. It's just that some of the stuff we subject them to seems a tad ... overkill.


9 Things You Can Eat When You're Hungry and at a Porn Store

Could you make a meal of the things you found in a porn store? Would you want to? Is anything even remotely worth eating? These questions needed answers. I'm your huckleberry.


5 of Your Sex Secrets I Learned Working in a Porn Store

We spoke to sex shop veterans Audra Carr and Devan Thayer Lund to find out what life is like down in the trenches, and discovered that our local porn clerk knows more about the most intimate aspects of our lives than we ever imagined


The 5 Worst Ways Modern People Think About Sex

As much as we obsess over sex, it seems like many people have a very awful way of looking at it.


6 Insane Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)

We probably shouldn't have been so quick to call B.S. on those myths we heard back in high school.


3 Things I Learned From Hiring a Prostitute

What kind of companionship does a lady you know nothing about offer for the discerning gentleman with an excess of cash? I mean, besides the obvious.


5 Plot Lines Erotic Novels Desperately Need to Adopt

Here are a bunch of new, unexplored genres and plots that urban-fantasy and romance fans are sure to eat up.


5 Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex

Sometimes when I sit in front of the fire in my smoking jacket, idly sipping Scotch and browsing through the latest issue of 'Sexy Sex Sexology on Sexual Sexiness,' it occurs to me that we, as a society, are totally overthinking boning.


4 Ridiculous Sex Machines on Amazon (With Hilarious Reviews)

Maybe you didn't know it, but offers sex machines. Each is accompanied by a trove of hilariously terrible reviews.


5 Truths About Sexual Fetishes (A Dominatrix's Perspective)

The stereotype goes that when it comes to sex, men are as simple-minded as dogs. As someone with a few years' experience as a dominatrix and phone sex operator, I'm here to tell you that could not possibly be more wrong.


5 Weird but Effective Alternate Uses for Sex Products

Lots of products you thought were the exclusive domain of your down-there areas are in fact used in some surprisingly practical ways.