Cracked Archive - Sex
Whenever someone mentions porn star, a very specific picture pops in our minds. Too bad these images in our head are often ridiculously off the mark.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 17, 2014
Let's go ahead and make this whole car buying thing as easy as possible.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- July 01, 2014
Cracked sat down with Lance Hart, veteran porn star, pornographer, and all around porn-type guy, to get the lowdown on getting down for a camera. Here's what we learned.
- By Robert Evans, Lance Hart
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- June 29, 2014
Humans love sex, and humans love toys. Sex toys are a thing. We tend to think they're alright, too ... most of the time.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- June 19, 2014
The freakier the sex, the better it is for me, according to science.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- June 17, 2014
Warning: Fairly NSFW Images Ahead.
- By Tristan Cooper
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- June 07, 2014
I'm not saying that taking care of our fun bits is a bad thing. For the most part, it's the best thing. It's just that some of the stuff we subject them to seems a tad ... overkill.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- May 29, 2014
Could you make a meal of the things you found in a porn store? Would you want to? Is anything even remotely worth eating? These questions needed answers. I'm your huckleberry.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 24, 2014
We spoke to sex shop veterans Audra Carr and Devan Thayer Lund to find out what life is like down in the trenches, and discovered that our local porn clerk knows more about the most intimate aspects of our lives than we ever imagined
- By Amanda Mannen, Devan Thayer Lund, Audra Carr
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- May 16, 2014
As much as we obsess over sex, it seems like many people have a very awful way of looking at it.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 10, 2014
We probably shouldn't have been so quick to call B.S. on those myths we heard back in high school.
- By Aaron Granger
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- May 05, 2014
What kind of companionship does a lady you know nothing about offer for the discerning gentleman with an excess of cash? I mean, besides the obvious.
- By Felix Clay
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- April 26, 2014
Here are a bunch of new, unexplored genres and plots that urban-fantasy and romance fans are sure to eat up.
- By C. Coville
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- April 23, 2014
Sometimes when I sit in front of the fire in my smoking jacket, idly sipping Scotch and browsing through the latest issue of 'Sexy Sex Sexology on Sexual Sexiness,' it occurs to me that we, as a society, are totally overthinking boning.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- April 10, 2014
Maybe you didn't know it, but Amazon.com offers sex machines. Each is accompanied by a trove of hilariously terrible reviews.
- By Soren Bowie
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- March 26, 2014
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