Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site.
Look, we don't want to go around telling folks that we think prophets are real and stuff but, you know, there certainly is compelling evidence.
Cashing in always takes precedence over common decency.
Police sure are crazy in Baltimore, huh? Trick question! Police are crazy pretty much everywhere.
When will cops freaking stop killing people?
There's toeing the line of honesty and then there's blasting the truth away with a bazooka.
Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.
Some recent medical news stories are about as accurate as the 'Plastic Surgeons Hate Her!' spam ads decorating those same articles.
It's pretty clear that somewhere along the way, a few of the corporate training video producers of the world completely and totally lost their minds.
There's some pretty great stuff on that YouTube thing. But as funny as a lot of those videos are, they can always get better.