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5 Famous Companies That Get More Hate Than They Deserve

Hate has always been a hot commodity. And these companies have cornered the market.


Unpopular Opinion Podcast: McDonald's Is Not Evil

Has McDonald's ever done anything worthy of our praise? Probably ...


6 Insanely Post-Apocalyptic Realities of the Ukraine Revolt

Have you ever wondered what it's like to get so fed up with the system that you take to the streets armed with nothing but whatever random objects you can find around the house? We wondered that very thing, so we asked some people who did it.


5 Manly Things That Are Going Away Forever

I don't know how soon (people who write about future trends are not in fact claiming to be time-traveling wizards), but some staples of 'manliness' are going away forever.


23 Outrageous Marketing Lies You See Every Day

Advertisers tend to bend the truth until it snaps in half.


4 Things You Should Never Do in Front of People You Love

In my honest and expert opinion, there are just some things in life that you should never let the people you love see you doing.


23 Shocking Comparisons That Change How You Think of Money

To quote the famous philosophers of the Wu-Tang Clan: Cash rules everything around us.


4 Organizations Everyone Hates (For Stupid Reasons)

Just about everything, no matter how awful it may be, has supporters somewhere. But why?


5 Disturbing Reasons Not to Trust the News (From a Reporter)

The gulf between the newsworthy and the filler has been widened on an enormous scale. Here are just some of the reasons journalism has gone (and continues to go) downhill.


22 Inspiring Acts of Kindness That No One Ever Talks About

While Cracked is duty-bound to shatter the illusions that hold your fragile life together, we also try to spread some joy to make up for it.


6 Important Steps to Becoming a Dance Machine

A little planning will keep your dance excursion from becoming a disaster. Here are a few tips to keep in mind.


2 New Shirts for Picard and NES Lovers and 1 Huge Sale

If Captain Kirk was allowed to love ladies from other species, Picard should at the very least be allowed to marry his number one.