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Cecil The Lion Made You A Moron: 5 Stages Of Facebook Rage
Every huge outrage is inevitably locked in one of the following five stages before it dissipates into wistful nothingness, like a gentle fart in a raging typhoon.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- August 19, 2015
6 Ways Critics Of Political Correctness Have It Backwards
I dug into some of the 'PC Suckz00rz' arguments and quickly realized that not only are they wrong, they're exactly wrong, which is sort of impressive.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- August 18, 2015
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/18)
Staying on top of current events is like trying to drink from a fire hose, only instead of a hydrant it's hooked up to a sewer line.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- August 18, 2015
6 Absurdly Pathetic Last-Ditch Protests Against Gay Marriage
Sometimes the opponents' plans are so ridiculous that you almost have to admire their dedication to being terrible.
- By Felix Clay
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- August 16, 2015
5 Stories That Should Make The Anti-Vax Movement Worry
It's been a banner year so far for the anti-vaccination movement. But not everything is rubella and roses for the anti-vaxxers.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- August 14, 2015
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/11)
The news reads like a very long PSA on why civilization was a bad idea.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- August 11, 2015
5 Ways Stand-Up Comics Hate Free Speech
Sometimes, it seems like comics are the only ones fighting for our right to say whatever we want without fear of repercussions. Except that's not even sort of true.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- August 06, 2015
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/4)
Staying on top of current events is like trying to keep an accurate count of the wolves who are currently chasing you through the woods.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- August 04, 2015
5 Insane Police Forces That Have Zero Right To Arrest You
It's not easy being a cop. So imagine how frustrating it must be when they run across organized groups of half-cocked, wannabe, do-gooding amateurs like these people.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- July 31, 2015
5 Ways College Screws Over Poor Kids
There are a whole bunch of really smart, motivated, hard-working people who aren't being given a shot at a real education.
- By J.F. Sargent, Natalie Vail
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- July 28, 2015
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/28)
Judging from the news, the cabal of powerful people who secretly run the world have all dropped a shitload of acid recently.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- July 28, 2015
5 Incredibly Positive Trends No One's Talking About
If you take a moment to stop actively focusing on the negative, it's easy to see that, despite our collective insistence to the contrary, the world as a whole is chugging along towards a better place.
- By Cornelius Heyer, Ivan Farkas
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- July 27, 2015
6 News Stories Everybody Needs To Stop Sharing On Facebook
Stop making the world a worse place.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- July 26, 2015
I Buy Human Teeth: 4 Realities Of A Weird Black Market
Where do your teeth go after they've been pulled out of your screaming skull by a sadist with a light on his forehead?
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- July 26, 2015
6 Brothels that Turn Sex Into A Day At An Amusement Park
Even though the basic product is still the same (roof, prostitutes, wet-naps, shame), there's apparently still room for some forward-thinking innovation.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- July 24, 2015
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