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6 People Who Responded To Tragedies In The Most Soulless Way

When disaster strikes, there are plenty of ways you can respond without being a massive tool. But that's not what these heroes decided to do.


If Every Politician Was As Honest (And Dumb) As Donald Trump

There's no denying Trump's actions are bringing a WWE-level of entertainment back into politics.


4 Thriving Communities That Rich People Destroyed On Purpose

If you see the bulldozers then you'll already know that it's too late.


Creepy Things White People Think It's OK To Say About Race

The general reaction to these protesters across the Internet was fascinating. And sad.


Cecil The Lion Made You A Moron: 5 Stages Of Facebook Rage

Every huge outrage is inevitably locked in one of the following five stages before it dissipates into wistful nothingness, like a gentle fart in a raging typhoon.


The 23 Worst Overreactions To Marijuana

Now that more states are starting to legalize marijuana, a whole lot of propaganda and anti-weed legislation just looks downright insane.


6 Ways Critics Of Political Correctness Have It Backwards

I dug into some of the 'PC Suckz00rz' arguments and quickly realized that not only are they wrong, they're exactly wrong, which is sort of impressive.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/18)

Staying on top of current events is like trying to drink from a fire hose, only instead of a hydrant it's hooked up to a sewer line.


6 Absurdly Pathetic Last-Ditch Protests Against Gay Marriage

Sometimes the opponents' plans are so ridiculous that you almost have to admire their dedication to being terrible.


5 Stories That Should Make The Anti-Vax Movement Worry

It's been a banner year so far for the anti-vaccination movement. But not everything is rubella and roses for the anti-vaxxers.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/11)

The news reads like a very long PSA on why civilization was a bad idea.


5 Ways Stand-Up Comics Hate Free Speech

Sometimes, it seems like comics are the only ones fighting for our right to say whatever we want without fear of repercussions. Except that's not even sort of true.


The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/4)

Staying on top of current events is like trying to keep an accurate count of the wolves who are currently chasing you through the woods.


15 Embarrassing Secrets You Hope Hackers Don't Release

Hacking is all the rage these days -- and everyone's name is on the hit list.


5 Insane Police Forces That Have Zero Right To Arrest You

It's not easy being a cop. So imagine how frustrating it must be when they run across organized groups of half-cocked, wannabe, do-gooding amateurs like these people.