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4 Unexpected Things I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine

Let's talk about what it's like to smoke crack.


15 Shockingly Powerful Forces That Secretly Run the World

It turns out people, organizations, and even animals we never think twice about impact the world in huge and mind-blowing ways.


2 New Shirts for 'Jurassic Park' and 'Mario Bros.' Fans

Magic happens when you combine the Mario universe with pretty much anything.


The 28 Most Infuriating (TRUE) Statistics You Don't Know

Numbers don't lie, which makes them even more infuriating when those numbers are delivering some not so great information.


2 New Shirts for 'Star Wars' and 'Led Zeppelin' Fans

It's like 1977 all over again.


2 New Shirts for 'Jurassic Park' and 'The Avengers' Fans

Hulk and dinosaurs? What more could you ask for?


6 Ways You're About to Get Screwed by the Job Market

You're about to enter a system that is so rigged against you that you'll think it's all an elaborate prank.


19 Brilliant Ways People Stuck It to the Man

Everyone loves a good underdog story.


2 New Shirts for 'Taxi Driver' and 'American Psycho' Fans

Because nothing shows how sane you are to society by rocking shirts dedicated to pop culture psychos.


5 Ways US Medical Billing Is Way More F#@ked Than You Think

But beyond the initial punch to the wallet, the awfulness of ridiculous medical bills extends to places you might not have thought.


2 New Shirts for GB Packers Fans and Punch-Drunk Satire

It's basically summer, right? Time to bust out the attire that tells people exactly what you think about everything.


Our 4 Favorite Shirts for 'Ninja Turtles' & 'Star Wars' Fans

You'll need all these shirts so people will know what you're into every day of the week.