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A Housing Crisis Timebomb Is Set To Go Off
Remember 2008's housing crisis? Well here comes the sequel.
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- By Dan Duddy
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40 GOP Is Reusing Their '16 Platform ... Which Calls Out 'The Current President'
Even the GOP finds ways to inadvertently dunk on Trump.
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- By Dan Duddy
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A Quick Guide To What 'Defunding The Police' Means
It's way, way, waaaaay more sensible than it might sound.
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- By Luis Prada
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Scary Side-Effects Of The Rona Virus
At this point nothing is surprising.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Trump’s Team Is Running Ads In D.C. To Make Him Feel Better
Trump has no strategy. He is all ego and sadness and anger and it results in weird shit like this.
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- By Dan Duddy
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People Have Taken Trump's Bleach Suggestion To Weirdo New Frontiers
At least use the scented variety to keep your breath smelling like a fresh meadow.
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- By Luis Prada
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Weird Ways Governments Are Handling The Crisis
Maybe think a little inside the box, next time.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Disgusting Scams People Are Pulling To Get Rich Off This
Scammers are reaching a new low.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Cops Wearing The Punisher Skull Continues To Be Stupid
The police are proving they are some kind of freak combination of Nazi and nerd.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Trump Hid Because His Greatest Fear Is Consequence
The protesters aren’t going away and all Trump can do is hide.
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- By Luis Prada
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Mike Pence Can't Even Stage A Photo Op Right
Candace Owens is the last person you want in a discussion about George Floyd.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Pornographic Actor Nacho Vidal Arrested For Poisoning Photographer With Psychedelic Toad Venom
In a year full of strange headlines, this might just be the weirdest.
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- By Dan Duddy
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How To Contribute to Protests (When You’re Very White)
Pull up a chair, folks.
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- By Mark Hill
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Myths About the Protests, Debunked
George Soros is hiding under your bed and leaving bricks in your stockings.
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- By Luis Prada
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Dude, It's Only June.
2020 is a year we'll never forget and it's not even half over.
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- By Dan Duddy
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