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5 Realities Of Smog So Bad It Blots Out The Sun
5 Realities Of Smog So Bad It Blots Out The Sun

Beijing, we're finding out, has the kind of pollution that makes it seem like you're downwind from a freaking volcano eruption.

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6 Ugly Things You Learn About Donald Trump Reading His Books
6 Ugly Things You Learn About Donald Trump Reading His Books

May my Kindle forgive me for what I have done to it.

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5 Things That Shouldn't Be Sold Online (But Totally Are)
5 Things That Shouldn't Be Sold Online (But Totally Are)

Brass knuckles? Paper weights? What's the actual difference anyway?

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4 Reasons Flint's Water Crisis Is Worse Than You Think
4 Reasons Flint's Water Crisis Is Worse Than You Think

The incompetence and lying behind the scenes that led to the lead-laced water poisoning thousands of people is as staggering as it is terrifying.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/2)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/2)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to binge-watch every movie in the 'Gory Psychological Horror' and 'Violent Political Drama' categories on Netflix.

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5 Insane Problems All Women In Comedy Deal With Eventually
5 Insane Problems All Women In Comedy Deal With Eventually

Being a comedian as well as a lady comes with a different set of challenges and advantages. (Mostly just challenges.)

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4 Ways The Presidential Race Has Destroyed Iowa
4 Ways The Presidential Race Has Destroyed Iowa

All the red-white-and-blue hullabaloo that visits Iowa once every four years makes life really, really strange for the people who live there.

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4 Groups You Lose Faith In While Working For Charity
4 Groups You Lose Faith In While Working For Charity

Working for for a charitable cause is a noble and amazing endeavor that will inevitably let you down at some point.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/26)
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/26)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to clean up post-blizzard snow drifts by pissing on them.

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5 Huge Scandals Happening Right Now (We've Been Ignoring)
5 Huge Scandals Happening Right Now (We've Been Ignoring)

It's a weird time to be a soccer player in the United States right now. Why? Because it's apparently a great way to give yourself cancer.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/19)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/19)

World events are like a game of chess, only there are billions of pieces, no rules, and the board is perched precariously over a landmine.

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4 Facts Anti-Government Militias Don't Want You To Know
4 Facts Anti-Government Militias Don't Want You To Know

Why the sudden rash of rebel groups obsessed with tyranny? There's a lot to unpack here -- and even more that's being ignored by most of the media.

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What Steven Avery And O.J. Simpson Both Prove About Justice
What Steven Avery And O.J. Simpson Both Prove About Justice

Up yours, Donnie Wahlberg -- this is how you really compare Avery and O.J.

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Your 23 Most Obvious Gun Control Questions (Answered)
Your 23 Most Obvious Gun Control Questions (Answered)

No, Obama is not coming for your guns.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets.

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