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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/9)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity. So we're here to help.
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503 6 Insane News Stories About Terrorism (That Were Total B.S.)
It's time for part 47 billion of our 219-quintillion-part series on fiction passed off as news.
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- By Jason Iannone
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/2)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/26)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/19)
Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site.
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- By Ted E.
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13 Things You Didn't Know You Should Know
The world is like a movie written by a dozen coked-up screenwriters, the script of which was then eaten by one of their dogs, forcing the actors to try to perform their parts by reading the shit.
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- By Ted E.
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The 14 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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- By Ted E.
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6 Reasons Why The Cops Keep Killing People (Besides Racism)
When will cops freaking stop killing people?
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- By CRACKED Staff, Chris Radomile
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The 13 Biggest Stories Of The Week (You May Have Missed)
Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/21)
The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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5 Baffling Dick Moves That Won Actual Lawsuits
The legal system is messed up, man.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Totally Confusing Crime Sprees That Are Baffling Police
We've assembled a gallery of the strangest rogues you might one day find in Arkham's minimum security wing.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Headlines That Prove The Media Doesn't Understand Politics
Here are the first of what will probably be thousands of B.S. political news stories the media refused to get right.
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- By M. Asher Cantrell
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/14)
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).
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- By Ted E.
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12 Important Things You Missed About Huge Stories (4/7)
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).
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- By Ted E.
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