Beijing, we're finding out, has the kind of pollution that makes it seem like you're downwind from a freaking volcano eruption.
May my Kindle forgive me for what I have done to it.
Brass knuckles? Paper weights? What's the actual difference anyway?
The incompetence and lying behind the scenes that led to the lead-laced water poisoning thousands of people is as staggering as it is terrifying.
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to binge-watch every movie in the 'Gory Psychological Horror' and 'Violent Political Drama' categories on Netflix.
Being a comedian as well as a lady comes with a different set of challenges and advantages. (Mostly just challenges.)
All the red-white-and-blue hullabaloo that visits Iowa once every four years makes life really, really strange for the people who live there.
Working for for a charitable cause is a noble and amazing endeavor that will inevitably let you down at some point.
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to clean up post-blizzard snow drifts by pissing on them.
It's a weird time to be a soccer player in the United States right now. Why? Because it's apparently a great way to give yourself cancer.
World events are like a game of chess, only there are billions of pieces, no rules, and the board is perched precariously over a landmine.
Why the sudden rash of rebel groups obsessed with tyranny? There's a lot to unpack here -- and even more that's being ignored by most of the media.
Up yours, Donnie Wahlberg -- this is how you really compare Avery and O.J.
No, Obama is not coming for your guns.
Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets.