Cracked Archive - News
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/3)
The news reads like an encyclopedia of worst-case scenarios.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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1020 6 Dumb Myths People Constantly Believe About Immigration
Whether you have a 'live and let live' approach or you're convinced that every person with a foreign accent is destroying this country from within, you're probably operating under some false assumptions about the issue.
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- By Chasen Shaw, Sahir Doshi
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/26)
Watching the news can make you feel like your brain just worked a long shift at a diaper-cleaning service.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)
Trying to stay current with the news is like getting a job manning Earth's complaint desk.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/12)
The news can make it look like the world is directed by Zack Snyder while going through a bitter divorce.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/5)
The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)
The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 5 Most Entertaining Dick Moves Of The Election (So Far)
We say this in all earnestness: Please, won't someone think of the children?
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- By Carolyn Burke
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10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26
People shared these last week like you're right now sharing sad Ben Affleck.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/22)
The news often reads like humankind's angry, rambling suicide note.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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6 Insane Examples Of Modern Propaganda By Major Countries
Apparently Russia has a troll factory.
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- By Blair Dodge
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The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/15)
The news is like a series of strangers saying, 'This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT.'
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/8)
The news is crafted specifically to cater to people who enjoy being angry and/or terrified.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/1)
The news can seem like this is all an elaborate prank being played by a billionaire for his reality show.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/23)
Today's news is like a less plausible version of the wacky fake headlines from 1980s movies set in the future.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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