Cracked Archive - News

There's a reason there's no such thing as C-SPAN and chill.

• By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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• July 05, 2016

Rape is an awkward enough topic as it is, let alone when it happens to men we picture as muscular heroes willing to take a bullet for us.

• By Robert Evans
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• July 03, 2016

Take a look inside an industry where so much is still unknown, cloaked behind financial doublespeak and straight-up lies.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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• July 01, 2016

Donald Trump is the GOP frontrunner, and he is absolutely garbage at social media.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• June 28, 2016

Following the news can be like eating ramen with a straw -- it's way too much work and a little nauseating after a while.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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• June 28, 2016

Sadly, the thoughtlessly simple version of polling we carry around in our brains is not how it truly works.

• By E. Reid Ross
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• June 28, 2016

Here are some tips to help you avoid the jerks and Felicias, and find your perfect match using Tinder.

• By Aaron Kheifets
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• June 23, 2016

The Summer Olympics are coming! But, apparently only half of you are excited about it!

• By Adam Tod Brown
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• June 23, 2016

The news often reads like the third movie in a superhero franchise -- the one that always has way too many villains and subplots.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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• June 21, 2016

We sat down with Charles Veitch, who got on the Truther bandwagon early and became one of its most popular advocates ... only to turn away from the whole ridiculous conspiracy in the most public way possible.

• By Robert Evans, Adam Wears, Charlie Veitch
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• June 19, 2016

When Gawker has legitimate criticism of you, that's saying something.

• By Ryan Holiday
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• June 18, 2016

Once every couple of months, the quarreling masses of the internet put aside their differences for just a moment to completely and thoroughly ruin a person's life.

• By Robert Evans
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• June 15, 2016

Sixty years is a long time for North and South Korea to think up less deadly but far more insane ways to screw with one another.

• By Mark Oliver
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• June 15, 2016

The news is a crusade to see if we can still be shocked despite having the same ridiculous insanity happen every other day.

• By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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• June 14, 2016

If you ask me, Ronald Reagan was absolutely the worst president this country has elected to date.

• By Adam Tod Brown
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• June 09, 2016