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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/5)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/5)

There's a reason there's no such thing as C-SPAN and chill.

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Raped On The Battlefield: What Male Veteran Survivors Know
Raped On The Battlefield: What Male Veteran Survivors Know

Rape is an awkward enough topic as it is, let alone when it happens to men we picture as muscular heroes willing to take a bullet for us.

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Here's Why Credit Cards Are Different For Rich People
Here's Why Credit Cards Are Different For Rich People

Take a look inside an industry where so much is still unknown, cloaked behind financial doublespeak and straight-up lies.

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The Laziest Lie Of Donald Trump's Entire Campaign (So Far)
The Laziest Lie Of Donald Trump's Entire Campaign (So Far)

Donald Trump is the GOP frontrunner, and he is absolutely garbage at social media.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/28)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/28)

Following the news can be like eating ramen with a straw -- it's way too much work and a little nauseating after a while.

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6 Shocking Reasons You Can't Trust Election Predictions
6 Shocking Reasons You Can't Trust Election Predictions

Sadly, the thoughtlessly simple version of polling we carry around in our brains is not how it truly works.

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A Step-By-Step Guide To Love On Tinder
A Step-By-Step Guide To Love On Tinder

Here are some tips to help you avoid the jerks and Felicias, and find your perfect match using Tinder.

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5 Good Reasons Why The 2016 Summer Olympics Shouldn't Happen
5 Good Reasons Why The 2016 Summer Olympics Shouldn't Happen

The Summer Olympics are coming! But, apparently only half of you are excited about it!

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/21)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/21)

The news often reads like the third movie in a superhero franchise -- the one that always has way too many villains and subplots.

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I Was A Professional 9/11 Truther (And I Gave It Up)
I Was A Professional 9/11 Truther (And I Gave It Up)

We sat down with Charles Veitch, who got on the Truther bandwagon early and became one of its most popular advocates ... only to turn away from the whole ridiculous conspiracy in the most public way possible.

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5 "Geniuses" Who Drove Their Legacies Into the Ground
5 "Geniuses" Who Drove Their Legacies Into the Ground

When Gawker has legitimate criticism of you, that's saying something.

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How Our Reaction To The Stanford Rapist Was Insane
How Our Reaction To The Stanford Rapist Was Insane

Once every couple of months, the quarreling masses of the internet put aside their differences for just a moment to completely and thoroughly ruin a person's life.

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6 Hilarious Tactics North And South Korea Are Using To Fight
6 Hilarious Tactics North And South Korea Are Using To Fight

Sixty years is a long time for North and South Korea to think up less deadly but far more insane ways to screw with one another.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/14)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/14)

The news is a crusade to see if we can still be shocked despite having the same ridiculous insanity happen every other day.

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6 Ways You Didn't Realize Ronald Reagan Ruined The Country
6 Ways You Didn't Realize Ronald Reagan Ruined The Country

If you ask me, Ronald Reagan was absolutely the worst president this country has elected to date.

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