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4 Difficult Jobs Everyone Secretly Thinks They'd Be Good At
Sure, these are real jobs in that you do them for money, but, come on, it's not like you're actually working, right? Wrong.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 05, 2015
6 Stupid Misconceptions That Ruin Classic Movies
Pop culture has been the Flavor Flav to these movies' Public Enemy, and, as much as it pains me to say this, we could do without you sometimes, Flav.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- March 04, 2015
6 Weirdly Specific Things That Screw All 2nd Term Presidents
Here are a few reasons why no U.S. president should ever want a second term.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- February 26, 2015
5 Eerily Familiar Things Animals Do When They're Drunk
It isn't just our love of being drunk that unites us with our furry and feathery cousins. It turns out, once they get wasted, animals start acting a lot like humans.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- February 26, 2015
5 Hilariously Illegal Ways Governments Solved Huge Problems
"There are no bad ideas." -The Government
- By K. R. Kelleher
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- February 25, 2015
6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned from Modern Countries
Sometimes, supposedly fully grown rulers of nations lose their shit and decide to just outright blanket ban absurd things for even more absurd reasons.
- By Dwayne Hoover, Elorm Kojo Ntumy
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- February 24, 2015
5 Lessons Fat Albert Should Have Taught Bill Cosby
The Cos apparently isn't too keen on the whole 'practice what you preach' thing.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- February 21, 2015
4 Uncomfortable Situations We Should All Be In at Least Once
If possible, get these out of the way when you're young and not yet bogged down with legitimate adult problems.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 19, 2015
4 Everyday Things That Caused Huge Panics When They Were New
It is almost like we constantly need something to be panicking about, proving that the next generation is going to be so much worse than ours is.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- February 19, 2015
4 Things You Don't (Want To) Know About Substitute Teachers
Chances are you're already more than qualified to be a substitute teacher. Now hold on and put down the tweed coat, because there are a few things you should know before you rush off to shape the minds of young people.
- By Will Bolt
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- February 18, 2015
5 Bizarre Realities of Life at the Edge of Gaza
Plucky lives in a heavily armed settlement that the United Nations considers illegal. Here's what we learned about life on the knife's-edge of one of the longest-running conflicts in modern history.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- February 17, 2015
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