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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/7/17)
This week we rolled out our weekly news feature like the good SuperBowl ads -- a few at a time, spread out over time.
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/31/17)
The weekly news cycle is like a Shia LaBeouf performance piece.
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5 Huge Problems Nobody Told You About American Healthcare
The causes of our terrible health care system are pretty obvious, but for some reason, nobody has figured out how to make them go away.
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/24/17)
No reasonable person can stay sane keeping up with every headline, which is why we're doing it for you.
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/17/17)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to build pyramids out of sand.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/10/17)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to decipher a 'Westworld' timeline.
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5 Huge (And Under-Reported) Problems With Trump's Cabinet
We're about to have the Legion Of Doom running this country. And we aren't talking about the awesomely spiked tag team of wrestling fame.
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/3/17)
We're not sure how to tell you this, but while you were off having a holiday, the news kept happening. And happening.
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5 Huge (But Underreported) Problems With Trump's Wall
It's our responsibility as Americans to delve into the details of his absurd anti-immigration strategy and expose the utter nonsense of it all.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/20/16)
Keeping up with the news is like going to the mall on December 20. It's frantic, you can never find what you're looking for, and there's always someone screaming.
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5 Reasons 2016 Was The Worst Year Ever (That Are BS)
While it might feel as if 2016's suckiness has doomed us all, keep in mind that we've been here many, many times before.
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Insane Things That Happened This Week (In 2016)
The weekly news cycle is like a fast food restaurant ball pit -- colorful, exciting, and surprisingly full of crap.
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6 Dumb Myths The Media Spreads Every Holiday Season
There's no holiday tradition more universal than bunk news shared by worried grandmas and angry moralists.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/6/16)
The media seems to exist in some kind of bizarro universe where nothing is canon.
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- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/22/16)
Let's face it: These days, the news is less about information and more about turning people into outrage junkies.
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