We know things. Do you know things? You probably know a lot of things but maybe not the things we know. We know a lot of stuff and things. In fact, we've forgotten more stuff that we know more than any amount of knowledge you ever knew. We know that we would win a knowing contest against you, any day at any time. You name the time and the place and… well, we won't come. Because we're a collective of Internet writers, not a knowing bully. But you already knew that. Yet so did we. Okay enough with the smart-mouth about knowing.

Learning things is fun and satisfying. Combing the internet and watching the news is neither one of those things, and won't be, for the foreseeable future. But we're here for you. We've put on our hazmat suits and dug up a dozen pieces of interesting news that definitely won't plunge you into the depths of despair.

Such as:

Derrick Nnadi vowed to pay the $150 adoption fee for every dog at a shelter if the Chiefs won the Super Bowl... and they did, he paid, & all 109 dogs
Source: CNN

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