Cracked Archive - News
The marketing team for Starbucks are a bunch of geniuses. Frightening geniuses.
- By Katie Goldin
The news is like pumpkin spice -- inescapable and a little sickening.
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In the circus that is the internet, the news outlets are the clown car.