Cracked Archive - News

Think Your School Is Rough? Mine Was Run By ISIS

What's it like when knife-wielding lunatics are controlling your school curriculum? We went to Mosul to find out.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/20/17)

The weekly news cycle is like the disclaimers at the end of a prescription drug commercial.

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This Transcript Of Trump's Cabinet Meeting Really Stinks

President Trump entered the room, and immediately farted.

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7 People Who Unearthed Huge Scandals (And Got No Credit)

For every Bob Woodward, every Snowden, and every Carl Bernstein, there are a bunch of unknown schmucks who have changed the world without us ever noticing them.

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Steve Harvey's Ill-Advised Joke About Flint's Water Crisis

Here's what's blowing up everyone's social media feeds this week.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/13/17)

Keeping up with the news is like trying to excavate Tanis with a teacup.

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5 Huge Stories The Media Ignored (Because Of Trump)

All those major news stories we used to be concerned about haven't gone away.

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5 Facts That Will Change How You Think Of Terrorism

What do we really know about terrorism, aside from 'it's bad' and 'Die Hard?'

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We're Ending The 'Covfefe' Thing Right Now. You're Welcome.

On Tuesday night, a beautiful new meme came into this world. With what precious little time it has left, we should live out its entire meme lifecycle.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/6/17)

Keeping up with the news is like running in a hamster wheel made of barbed wire.

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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (6/11/2017)

We're pretty sure Lord Buckethead is actually a conquering space lord, but they are just intent on following proper procedure for assuming power.

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More Mondo Amazing Facts For Your Edification

Here are some completely true facts to spice up your small talk with your weekly nude Scrabble group.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/30/17)

The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.

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