The news outlets are the Tamagotchis of the new millennium.
Not to sound like Trump, but there are actually several reasons to harbor a strong dislike for the 'NYT.'
I feel like Lincoln was bad at his job. Couldn't he have just, like, given the South a Pepsi?
At no cost whatsoever, here are some completely true facts you can use to spice up your small talk.
What music fan with $12,000 to spare wouldn't jump at the chance to drop that on a chance to see Ja Rule? Ja Rule!
Some weeks it seems like the news media is deliberately punking you.
The concept of fake news isn't entirely fake.
You're welcome for making you a much more interesting person to the people screaming obscenities at you on Xbox.
Bill O'Reilly isn't returning to Fox News because he sexually harassed five women. No, he's not returning because of math.
Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken.