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It turns out cartoons lied to us.
Yes, you should get to shore and away from the shark, but try to do it without wriggling around like live bait.
Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.
I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.
What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.
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The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has taken their book banning to a capricious extreme.
I wake up every day a blank slate.
We don't love, cherish, and try to legally marry our phones because of our ability to fondle them.
We follow the news, so you don't have to.
There's a big, glaring weakness with this plant technology, if we are to use them in a wartime scenario ...
What sculptor would look at this without even the slightest of niggling doubts?
KFC needs to lay off the herbs and spices.
It might sound impossible to anyone living in the year 2017, but once upon a time, there was a thing called a 'slow news day.'
- By Alex Hanton
Sasha Baron Cohen paid the fines for these mankini-wearing miscreants.