The weekly news cycle is like the disclaimers at the end of a prescription drug commercial.
President Trump entered the room, and immediately farted.
For every Bob Woodward, every Snowden, and every Carl Bernstein, there are a bunch of unknown schmucks who have changed the world without us ever noticing them.
Here's what's blowing up everyone's social media feeds this week.
Keeping up with the news is like trying to excavate Tanis with a teacup.
All those major news stories we used to be concerned about haven't gone away.
What do we really know about terrorism, aside from 'it's bad' and 'Die Hard?'
On Tuesday night, a beautiful new meme came into this world. With what precious little time it has left, we should live out its entire meme lifecycle.
Keeping up with the news is like running in a hamster wheel made of barbed wire.
The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.