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Pope Scotch Comment (Stupidly) Stricken From History
All you ever hear about in Catholicism is wine, wine, wine. Pope Francis has other ideas.
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24 Does Anyone In The White House Understand How Money Works?
The stimulus package is like putting a bandaid on the bleeding stump where your arm got ripped off.
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- By Riley Simmons
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Pennsylvania's Liquor Laws Aren't Helping Right Now
Pennsylvania's Prohibition-era alcohol infrastructure is causing an interstate commerce crisis.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Arizona 'Hard' Tea Is The Trash Tea Of The People
Gas station iced tea? With vodka? It's gonna be the drink for everyone.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Trump Pulls Total Trump Move With Stimulus Checks
Why not add more confusion and delay to an already confusing and delayed process?
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- By Riley Simmons
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An Ohio Senate Candidate Is (Stupidly) Protesting Outside The Statehouse
This is a time for leadership, not blind stupidity.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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A Quiet New York Gets A Clear, Beautiful Hendrix Tribute
We never know what beauty 7 pm will bring in New York City.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Surprise, The GOP Is After The Postal Service Again
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- By Luis Prada
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Virginia Passed Some Good Laws During This
Baby steps are to be applauded in a time when everything seems to have grinded to a halt.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Burning Man Off, Burning Man The Multiverse Is On
Burning Man can be anywhere as long as you have a webcam and a dream ... and maybe some LSD.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Creepy AF Deaths That Popped Up In The News
Reality is always stranger than fiction.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Well-Meaning Solutions That Created Total Hell
These people get an 'A' for effort, but and 'F' for execution.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Old Bar Decorations Turned Into Quick Payments For Furloughed Staff
There's always money in the, uh, well, you get the picture.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Dr. Fauci Gives Pro-LGBT Statement As Mike Pence, Um, Looks On
Praising the gay community for their strength in the AIDS crisis right in front of Mike Pence is a nice get.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Two Black Men Were Kicked Out Of Walmart By Police For Wearing Facemasks
The real pandemic just might be stupidity.
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- By Dan Duddy
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