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Flamin' Hot Cheetos Embroiled In Fiery Controversy Over Inventor Claims
The chips may be hot, but the scandal surrounding them is even hotter.
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15 Keeping Up With the Konglomerates: AT&T To Merge WarnerMedia, Discovery Into Potential Media PowerPlayer
'90 Day Fiance' x 'Game of Thrones' crossover, anyone?
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4 'Normal' Politicians Whose Closets Are Bursting With Skeletons
Several Congressmen are trying to emerge as the voice of the future, and some are complete lunatics.
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- By Mark Hill
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No One Can Apparently Decide If 'MTG' Refers to Magic The Gathering, Marjorie Taylor Greene
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Florida Woman Allegedly Snuck Into Local High School Disguised As A Student For The 'Gram
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Tiger King's Carole Baskin on Loose Big Cat In Texas: Are People Spending Their Stimulus Checks on Tigers?
"Spend your stimmy wisely, all you cool cats and kittens," -- Carole Baskin, probably.
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Trump's Blog Rollout Met With Mostly Crickets
The readership on his new blog isn't very big-ly, data suggests.
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Honest Headlines: 15 Headlines Those Nerds Would Never Print
My headlines are too strong for you, editor.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Tourist Stranded After Glass Bridge Shatters Around Him
Talk about the Indiana Jones experience ...
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Newsmax' Gets Dunked On Hard During Interview About Elon Musk on 'SNL'
He's the hero we need *and* deserve.
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Nebraska Now Apparently Has a 'Beef Passport' Program
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'Shock Site' LiveLeak is Officially No More
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- By Carly Tennes
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No, You're (Probably) Not Going To Be Crushed By A Rogue Chinese Rocket Falling From The Sky
You'll be fine -- most likely.
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Four-Year-Old Boy Orders Nearly $3,000 of 'SpongeBob' Popsicles From Mom's Amazon Account
Whoops ...
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Belgian Farmer Tosses A Stone, Accidentally Moves The France/Belgium Border
whoops ...
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