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Here's The Trump News We Should Actually Be Talking About
The tragedy is that every one of these garbage stories has something real and ugly at its core, but all that stuff is getting buried under sensational B.S.
- By Robert Evans
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- April 06, 2017
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/11/17)
Some weeks the news headlines are like the scarabs in a Brendan Fraser mummy movie.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 06, 2017
Some Brief, Friendly Advice About Race And Racism
So you've got some new, controversial opinions about race!
- By David Wong
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- April 05, 2017
Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (4/2/17)
You're welcome for turning you into the next Ben Stein.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- April 02, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/4/17)
The news outlets are like that kid who keeps pulling the fire alarm. You can't ignore them completely because you might miss something important.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- March 30, 2017
Why We Keep Accidentally Making A Perfect Case For War
Nothing feels better than putting a bully in his place, and the people who release these stories to the press know it.
- By Dan Hopper
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- March 29, 2017
I Know Paid Protesters Are Real (Because I'm One Of Them)
Yes, being paid to protest is actually a thing.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- March 27, 2017
Predicting Russia's Next Move With A Super Old Book
With the specter of Russia looming in American politics, it might be prudent to find out what exactly Putin wants.
- By Katie Goldin
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- March 25, 2017
Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (3/24/17)
.Here's your weekly dose of knowledge that'll make you sound like an absolute genius to your cat.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- March 24, 2017
Hey, Mike Huckabee, About These 'Jokes'...
There's a struggling comedian on Twitter who's been gaining some attention recently.
- By Katie Goldin
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- March 23, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/28/17)
The weekly news cycle like a wiki -- you can never tell what's based on fact and what's been made up by trolls.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- March 23, 2017
5 B.S. ‘Ironic’ News Stories The Public Swallowed Whole
The media will go to great lengths to get us to click on their headlines.
- By Jordan Breeding
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- March 23, 2017
34 Positive Stories That Got Lost In The 24/7 Outrage Cycle
There's a lot of good stuff happening on this planet.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 20, 2017
Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (3/17/17)
You can thank us later for how smart and interesting you're going to sound to all your friends and families and cats.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- March 17, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/21/17)
Just when you think you've got the news media matrix figured out, somebody reboots it.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- March 16, 2017
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