The tragedy is that every one of these garbage stories has something real and ugly at its core, but all that stuff is getting buried under sensational B.S.
Some weeks the news headlines are like the scarabs in a Brendan Fraser mummy movie.
You're welcome for turning you into the next Ben Stein.
The news outlets are like that kid who keeps pulling the fire alarm. You can't ignore them completely because you might miss something important.
Nothing feels better than putting a bully in his place, and the people who release these stories to the press know it.
Yes, being paid to protest is actually a thing.
With the specter of Russia looming in American politics, it might be prudent to find out what exactly Putin wants.
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The weekly news cycle like a wiki -- you can never tell what's based on fact and what's been made up by trolls.
The media will go to great lengths to get us to click on their headlines.
There's a lot of good stuff happening on this planet.
You can thank us later for how smart and interesting you're going to sound to all your friends and families and cats.
Just when you think you've got the news media matrix figured out, somebody reboots it.