Cracked Archive - News

Here's The Trump News We Should Actually Be Talking About

The tragedy is that every one of these garbage stories has something real and ugly at its core, but all that stuff is getting buried under sensational B.S.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/11/17)

Some weeks the news headlines are like the scarabs in a Brendan Fraser mummy movie.

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Some Brief, Friendly Advice About Race And Racism

So you've got some new, controversial opinions about race!

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Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (4/2/17)

You're welcome for turning you into the next Ben Stein.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/4/17)

The news outlets are like that kid who keeps pulling the fire alarm. You can't ignore them completely because you might miss something important.

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Why We Keep Accidentally Making A Perfect Case For War

Nothing feels better than putting a bully in his place, and the people who release these stories to the press know it.

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I Know Paid Protesters Are Real (Because I'm One Of Them)

Yes, being paid to protest is actually a thing.

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Predicting Russia's Next Move With A Super Old Book

With the specter of Russia looming in American politics, it might be prudent to find out what exactly Putin wants.

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Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (3/24/17)

.Here's your weekly dose of knowledge that'll make you sound like an absolute genius to your cat.

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Hey, Mike Huckabee, About These 'Jokes'...

There's a struggling comedian on Twitter who's been gaining some attention recently.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/28/17)

The weekly news cycle like a wiki -- you can never tell what's based on fact and what's been made up by trolls.

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5 B.S. ‘Ironic’ News Stories The Public Swallowed Whole

The media will go to great lengths to get us to click on their headlines.

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34 Positive Stories That Got Lost In The 24/7 Outrage Cycle

There's a lot of good stuff happening on this planet.

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Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (3/17/17)

You can thank us later for how smart and interesting you're going to sound to all your friends and families and cats.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/21/17)

Just when you think you've got the news media matrix figured out, somebody reboots it.

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