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Who Got The Ball Rolling On QAnon?
We know who helped QAnon catch on, but it doesn't make us feel any smarter.
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- By Dan Duddy
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144 Wait, The Post Office Can Arrest People?
Steve Bannon, you rascal!
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- By Dan Duddy
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Sure Weirdly Coincidental Putin Critics Keep Getting Poisoned
It looks like someone came down with a deadly case of political opposition.
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- By Dan Duddy
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We Don't Need Susan B. Anthony To Be Pardoned
Dead women don't vote.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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National Conventions Are Pointless Wastes Of Time
Welcome to the lamest concert on Earth.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Running A Lemonade Stand Is Dangerous Work (No, Really)
When life gives you lemons, then you might get robbed.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Buying Stamps Won't Save The Post Office; Here's What Will
You don't need to be buying stamps.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Crazy True Crimes That Got Overshadowed This Year
These deaths are not normal by even the twenty-twentiest of definitions.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Why Is The USPS And Mail-In Voting Being Ruined?
Imagine this story coming from another country. It would be an example of "third-world" politics.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Dog Whistles Are Already Blowing For Kamala Harris
It's only been two days.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The QAnon Congressperson is Nothing New
The weird is coming from inside the House.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Hey, How Does Time Work in the Peanut Universe?
We can accept reincarnation. We can even accept time travel. Just get it straight.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Robot Trucks Will Soon Screw Up The U.S.A. (And Nobody's Talking About It)
And this isn't the plot of Transformers we're talking about here.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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Aside From Scoring Political Points, It Sure Feels Like Trump's Unemployment Order Does Nothing
We have to hand it to him, this is Trump's best political move in a long time.
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- By Dan Duddy
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