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Doing Your Laundry Is About To Get More Difficult
Covid-19 is causing us to run out of coins on top of everything else.
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- By Dan Duddy
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45 Ayn Rand Stans, Like Elon Musk, Sure Seem To Love Government Assistance
Atlas Mooched
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- By Cedric Voets
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Supreme Court Ruling Didn’t Fix Electoral College's Largest Problem: That It Exists
Like most of America, it's origin story is full of racism.
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- By Luis Prada
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Who Exactly Is Jeffrey Epstein's Friend Ghislaine Maxwell?
The worst person in the world was part of a duo.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Police Social Media Accounts Are Full Of Hate
If you weren't sure how police really feel, this is how they feel.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Weird Problems Popping Up Because Of All This
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- By Andrea Meno
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Cars Hitting Protesters Is Now Too Disgustingly Common
Protesters are not to be treated like NPCs in 'Gran Theft Auto.'
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Misunderstood Terms That Needlessly Freak Everyone Out
Once again, it's time for us to bravely point out everybody is saying everything incorrectly.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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YouTube, Twitch, And Reddit Ban Far-Right Lunatics Several Years Too Late
We'll miss Trump's 'League of Legends' streams the most.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Bumbling Bosses Who Lost Everything
No matter how successful you become, you might suddenly embarrass yourself and lose everything.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Huge Companies Are Pulling Facebook Ads; They’ll Just Come Crawling Back
Who doesn't want to sell their products to proud racists and conspiracy nuts?
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- By Luis Prada
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This Weekend Was A Lot Even For Trump
How much can go wrong for a President in one weekend?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Surprise! 'Re-Opening The Economy' Was A Clownshoes Idea
Greg Abbott what are you doing?
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- By Dan Duddy
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American Insurance Exec Admits He Lied About Canadian Healthcare Sucking
Corporate greed strikes again! Sorry Canada.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Conservative Media Is Helping Spread The Virus, According To Science
Don't get your pandemic advice from people who sell brain supplements and boner pills.
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- By Luis Prada
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