Cracked Archive - News

Because Walmart is a dork store.

• By Luis Prada
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• December 12, 2019

Them's the breaks.

• By Cedric Voets
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• December 11, 2019

Sometimes the stories after the stories are even stranger.

• By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, James Kinneen, Ryan Menezes
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• December 11, 2019

We are now in the 'aroused' stage of late capitalism.

• By Luis Prada
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• December 10, 2019

History doesn't happen in a vacuum.

• By Mark Hill
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• December 09, 2019

We are on some dangerous ground here.

• By Jason Pargin
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• December 08, 2019

Winners don't get laughed at, duh!

• By Luis Prada
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• December 05, 2019

You almost have to respect the level of planning it took to devise these foolproof capers.

• By Alex Hanton, E. Reid Ross, Michael Battaglino, Christian Markle, W.H. Thomas
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• December 04, 2019

Who writes this stuff?

• By Ryan Menezes
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• December 01, 2019

If you want to contribute and get paid for it, there a few ways to do so.

• By Jason Pargin
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• November 28, 2019

These kids would make most adults feel inadequate.

• By Christian Markle
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• November 26, 2019

As the 2020 presidential election marches ever closer, the flood of daily Trump news we have to deal with will escalate into a tsunami.

• By Mark Hill
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• November 22, 2019

Disney and Apple's new streaming services have launched and seven or 8 new services are probably on the way.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• November 21, 2019

These services still have a few glaring flaws that should really be addressed.

• By Mark Hill
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• November 15, 2019

And it kinda, sorta, not really has to do with anime.

• By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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• November 07, 2019