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5 Alarming Parallels Between The USA And Putin's Russia
You may have noticed things in America have gotten kind of ... weird.
- By Jim Kovpak
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- October 10, 2018
America’s Worst Candy Is Saved By Its Second-Worst Candy
Necco Wafers are teaming up with America's other least-favorite confectionery.
- By Cedric Voets
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- September 26, 2018
Coca-Cola Might Be Going (Back) Into The Drug Business
The sugary beverage giant is considering putting some Mary Jane in their Coke.
- By Cedric Voets
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- September 19, 2018
5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts
Sometimes pundits have pasts more interesting and/or shadier than anything they're reporting.
- By Adam Wears
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- September 18, 2018
5 Realities Of Owning A Gun (The Media Never Talks About)
There are some facts about America's gun culture that BOTH sides keep getting wrong.
- By Chris Rio
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- September 17, 2018
5 Ridiculously Implausible Things The Alt-Right Is Afraid Of
Inside every hateful person is a scared person.
- By S Peter Davis
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- August 31, 2018
Don't Trust Anyone Who Says They'll 'Get Tough' On A Problem
Stop falling for politicians promising to 'get tough' on some problem or another.
- By Dan Hopper
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- August 29, 2018
5 Crazy Trump White House Stories No One's Talking About
Behind-the-scenes, the White House resembles an episode of 'The Office' directed by Kafka.
- By Adam Wears
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- August 23, 2018
Verizon Cut A Fire Department's Data (During A Wildfire)
It takes courage, passion, and the Unlimited Data Plus Package to save lives.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 22, 2018
San Francisco's Human Poop Crisis Has Reached New Levels
A special task force is being assembled to keep the city from drowning in human feces.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 16, 2018
Bad News! Crocs Aren't Going Out Of Business
Fans panicked after the company announced its last manufacturing plants are closing, but unfortunately, Crocs will never die.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 13, 2018
In Italy, Police Are Cracking Down On, Uh, Sand Theft
Heavy fines are being issued for stealing Sardinia's most prized possession: its beaches.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 08, 2018
Net Neutrality Is Dead, But We Can Bring It Back: Here's How
It's not too late to try to help net neutrality.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 07, 2018
Chicago Restaurant To Hawaii: Stop Using The Word 'Aloha'
The people of Hawaii have a few other words for this trademark bully.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 01, 2018
Is Guy Fieri An American Hero? (Yes, He Is)
It's time to talk about Guy Fieri.
- By Adam Wears
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- August 01, 2018
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