Cracked Archive - News

Can anti-war candidates go to war? It sure seems like they just did.

• By Adam Wears
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• January 15, 2020

All hail tortoise sex god E5!

• By Luis Prada
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• January 14, 2020

We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.

• By E.M. Caris
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• January 11, 2020

Let's bring back the telegraph while we're at it.

• By Luis Prada
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• January 09, 2020

Get on this, Hollywood.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• January 09, 2020

Bad marijuana is not a good solution to bad football.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• January 08, 2020

You need a degree to drive a hot dog because that's where we're at.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• January 08, 2020

The year is 2020.

• By Mark Hill
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• January 07, 2020

It's apparently hard to make fly-looking clothing that won't make the flight attendants incredibly sick.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• January 06, 2020

Sometimes to catch a criminal you have to become a criminal yourself.

• By Ryan Menezes
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• January 05, 2020

Losing a Michelin star sucks, losing a court case over it is much, much worse.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• January 02, 2020

The craziest theories have a disturbing way of spilling over into real life.

• By Alex Hanton
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• December 28, 2019

Things get crazy when the spotlight goes out.

• By Adam Wears
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• December 23, 2019

We need YOU to scare off 2,000 pounds of blubber.

• By Cedric Voets
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• December 20, 2019

This toilet is a narc.

• By Luis Prada
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• December 19, 2019