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'Hype Houses' Are Just Zoomer Communes
I'll take 'Late-Stage Capitalism' for 500, Alex.
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Broke Rat-Man Chuck E. Cheese Seeks To Destroy 7 Billion Prize Tickets
That's almost enough for one large stuffed animal!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Taco Bell Now Sells 'Jalapeño Noir' Wine Because Reality Is Melting
There's so much to taco 'bout here, folks.
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- By Carly Tennes
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In 2020, Everybody Working From Home Is 'BBC Dad'
There are two kinds of people in the world --- those who have had a Robert Kelly moment since working remotely, and liars.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Internet's Current Obsession: Dumb Reasons For Getting Dumped
Jerry Seinfeld walked, so we could run ... out of these questionable relationships.
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Stages Every Ad Went Through In 2020
The playbook on how to make commercials has gone completely insane.
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- By Mark Hill
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Most Badass Monkey Fighters In Japan Are Three Elderly Women
The 'Monkey Busters,' as the women call themselves, are ready.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Somehow We Still Don't Know Who 'The LAX Jetpack Person' Is
Blink twice if it’s aliens, the FBI.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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White College Professor Caught Pretending To Be Black. (Again.)
We've got Rachel Dolezal 2.0. Please don't give us a 3.0.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Right When Most Needed, Taco Bell's Removing Menu Items
RIP Mexican Pizza. You will be missed.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Ways Dumb Conspiracies Suck In Normal People
If you're going to get people's attention, you need to lean into the stupid.
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- By Jason Pargin
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Trump Is Now Encouraging Supporters To Test Voter Fraud By Voting Twice
It's a weird message coming from the guy who supposedly hates voter fraud.
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- By Dan Duddy
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So Amazon's Looking To Hire A Union Buster Now?
Requires a B.A. in Snitching or equivalent degree.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Is The New York Times' Reporter's Book Trash Journalism?
The 'New York Times' is probably still trash.
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- By Dan Duddy
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It's Not Just The Mail; The Census Seems To Be Getting Buried Too
This isn't just a survey for data geeks. Census data determines money in your pocket.
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- By Dan Duddy
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