Can anti-war candidates go to war? It sure seems like they just did.
All hail tortoise sex god E5!
We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.
Let's bring back the telegraph while we're at it.
Bad marijuana is not a good solution to bad football.
You need a degree to drive a hot dog because that's where we're at.
It's apparently hard to make fly-looking clothing that won't make the flight attendants incredibly sick.
Losing a Michelin star sucks, losing a court case over it is much, much worse.
The craziest theories have a disturbing way of spilling over into real life.
This toilet is a narc.