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The 5 Dumbest Conspiracy Theories (Being Spread Right Now)
QAnon, the dimmest bulbs to have ever taken on the Illuminati, are keeping busy.
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- By Cedric Voets
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122 5 Real Lawsuits That Sound Like Hilarious Madness
Sometimes, the silliest disputes can become real legal matters.
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- By Israel SH, Andrea Meno, Sarah Philip, Christian Markle, Tee Ngin Rui
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Ugh. Not Now, Banksy
There's several layers of stupid here, and only one of them involves Chumbawamba.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Things That Have Become Bafflingly Popular Now
The great kettlebell shortage is upon us.
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- By Andrea Meno
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4 Reasons The News Feels Like A Crapshoot
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- By Maggie Clancy
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'Find Something New' Campaign Doesn't Feel As Motivational As They Think It Does
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Mail-In Voting Should Be The Norm
Trump hates the mail like he's Jerry Seinfeld.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Crazy Stories From the War Between Coke And Pepsi
These two drinks that are basically the same, yet have a long-running, bizarre rivalry.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Totally Bonehead Messages From Leaders During These Times
Historical times, historical incompetence.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Trump Being Forced To Reveal His Tax Returns Is Hardly A Win
Maybe if this happened five years ago it would be a different story.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Uh, Guys, We Need To Figure This School Stuff Out
The entire American education system is already subsisting on the handful of pennies and half a Snickers they found in their pocket.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Trump Giving Friends Millions In Relief Is More Important Than Him Cheating On The SAT
Trump gave his friends and allies millions in relief money. Won't find that in the book.
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- By Luis Prada
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President Bolsonaro Of Brazil Tests Positive; Still Acts Like A D-Bag
It's poetic justice, but in the most meaningless of ways.
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- By Dan Duddy
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'ICE' Deporting Foreign Students Isn't Good For Anyone
Deporting students is literally going to make our country stupider.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Doing Your Laundry Is About To Get More Difficult
Covid-19 is causing us to run out of coins on top of everything else.
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- By Dan Duddy
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