Can anti-war candidates go to war? It sure seems like they just did.
All hail tortoise sex god E5!
We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.
Let's bring back the telegraph while we're at it.
Get on this, Hollywood.
Bad marijuana is not a good solution to bad football.
You need a degree to drive a hot dog because that's where we're at.
The year is 2020.
It's apparently hard to make fly-looking clothing that won't make the flight attendants incredibly sick.
Sometimes to catch a criminal you have to become a criminal yourself.
Losing a Michelin star sucks, losing a court case over it is much, much worse.
The craziest theories have a disturbing way of spilling over into real life.
Things get crazy when the spotlight goes out.
We need YOU to scare off 2,000 pounds of blubber.
This toilet is a narc.