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Coronavirus Q&A: Stay The Hell Inside
Coronavirus Q&A: Stay The Hell Inside

Be a real hero by sitting inside. It's literally the least you can do.

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Unpleasant Realizations About Society During Coronavirus
Unpleasant Realizations About Society During Coronavirus

Other than us needing a LOT more sweatpants.

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Goddamn It, Trump
Goddamn It, Trump

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.

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5 Deeply Cursed Attempts To Cash In On Coronavirus on Amazon
5 Deeply Cursed Attempts To Cash In On Coronavirus on Amazon

What a truly stupid historical epoch we're in.

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Small Airplanes Could Help With Some Remaining Coronavirus Problems
Small Airplanes Could Help With Some Remaining Coronavirus Problems

Travel should absolutely be limited at this point in time, but there's a bunch of ways little airplanes can help.

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Coronavirus Porn Is Here
Coronavirus Porn Is Here

The power of the human boner cannot be suppressed.

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Covid-19 Is Exposing Xenophobia
Covid-19 Is Exposing Xenophobia

Always spew racist nonsense into your elbow and away from people.

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Little-Known Reasons Ivy League Schools Are Greedy, Elitist Nightmares
Little-Known Reasons Ivy League Schools Are Greedy, Elitist Nightmares

You might not want to know what it's like, unless you're male, upper-clase and white.

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Crowd-Pleasing Twists In Big-Time Scandals
Crowd-Pleasing Twists In Big-Time Scandals

Sometimes life manages a satisfying narrative arc.

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Why The U.S. Housing Market Is An Unaffordable Nightmare
Why The U.S. Housing Market Is An Unaffordable Nightmare

Even though we don't technically have a housing shortage. (Just an AFFORDABLE housing shortage.)

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Coronavirus Side Stories That Prove This Entire Crisis Is Weird AF
Coronavirus Side Stories That Prove This Entire Crisis Is Weird AF

We read the news today, oh boy.

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Unexpected (Positive) Aspects Of Tragic Events
Unexpected (Positive) Aspects Of Tragic Events

Like nature's consolation prize.

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5 Of The Most Insane Hostage Rescues In History
5 Of The Most Insane Hostage Rescues In History

Real hostage situations get way crazier than you think.

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