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Vegan Held A Bus Hostage To ... Promote A Joaquin Phoenix Documentary?
We did it, everyone: We found the worst vegan.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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13 A 'Wacky' MRA Lawsuit Guy Shot A Judge's Family; Maybe We Should Stop Indulging This
Maybe we should start taking them seriously?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Is Sen. Kyrsten Sinema Trolling The GOP With Her Wigs?
This is the tan suit all over again, but on purpose.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Eerie Deaths That Have Unsatisfying Official Explanations
Sometimes, conspiracy theories aren't just all lizard people.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The 5 Dumbest Conspiracy Theories (Being Spread Right Now)
QAnon, the dimmest bulbs to have ever taken on the Illuminati, are keeping busy.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Real Lawsuits That Sound Like Hilarious Madness
Sometimes, the silliest disputes can become real legal matters.
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- By Israel SH, Andrea Meno, Sarah Philip, Christian Markle, Tee Ngin Rui
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Ugh. Not Now, Banksy
There's several layers of stupid here, and only one of them involves Chumbawamba.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Things That Have Become Bafflingly Popular Now
The great kettlebell shortage is upon us.
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- By Andrea Meno
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4 Reasons The News Feels Like A Crapshoot
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- By Maggie Clancy
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'Find Something New' Campaign Doesn't Feel As Motivational As They Think It Does
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Mail-In Voting Should Be The Norm
Trump hates the mail like he's Jerry Seinfeld.
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Crazy Stories From the War Between Coke And Pepsi
These two drinks that are basically the same, yet have a long-running, bizarre rivalry.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Totally Bonehead Messages From Leaders During These Times
Historical times, historical incompetence.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Trump Being Forced To Reveal His Tax Returns Is Hardly A Win
Maybe if this happened five years ago it would be a different story.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Uh, Guys, We Need To Figure This School Stuff Out
The entire American education system is already subsisting on the handful of pennies and half a Snickers they found in their pocket.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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