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House Covered Entirely With Budweiser Cans On Sale For $100,000
All together now, '99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer ...'
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20 Do All Flamin' Hot Cheetos Taste Different? An Investigation
Did we eat the equivalent of three bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos for this article? Yes. Was it worth it? Find out for yourself.
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Swearing Parrots At Zoo Berate Guests With 'Fowl' Language
To quote one of the birds, uh, nevermind.
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Home Depot's 12-Foot-Tall Yard Skeleton Is A Big Mood
BRB, going to go drop three Benjamins on a skeleton that won't even fit through my door.
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Hero Bikes From Poo Poo Point, Washington to Pee Pee Creek, Ohio For Charity
To quote the internet in these kinds of situations, nice.
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And Now, A New Twist To One Of Tiger King's Biggest Mysteries
And no, it has nothing to do with Carole Baskin's Dancing With The Stars' performance.
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Officials In Thailand Mail Actual Trash Back to Litterbugs
Thai authorities have nothing on your passive aggressive roommate...
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'Satanic Tea Company' Aims to Make Tea Time Goth Again
The bass, the rock, the mic, the treble, I like my chamomile tea black just like my metal?
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'Man Cave' Discovered Under Grand Central Station Platform, Because the MTA is the MTA
Move over, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, there's a new underground lair in town...
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Ikea's Newest Influencer Is a CGI Instagram Model
Ikea should probably start selling black mirrors after this ad campaign.
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Man Dies From Eating Too Much Licorice Because, Well, Murphy's Law
Are you one of those certifiably weird people that actually like licorice? We've got some bad news, people.
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Guy Who Claims To Be Second Coming of Christ Arrested In Russia
The second coming of Christ as an ex-traffic cop was not on my 2020 bingo, but here we are I guess.
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Dolly Parton's 'Jolene' Works As A Stealth Lesbian Love Song
Seriously folks, that Jolene is one fine looking gal.
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Who Is Responsible For The First Selfie? A Scientific Investigation
Seriously, is it Reese Witherspoon? Some dead guy from the 1800s? My mom?
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Asbestos, Canada Struggles to Find a Name Better Than 'Asbestos'
Intercourse, Pennsylvania has some stiff competition.
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