The news, can't live with it, can't … oh well, whatever. The point is that the news is always a mixed bag. Sometimes it's encouraging and hopeful and sometimes it's a soul-crushing automaton from which there is seemingly no escape. But actually, there's a third category of the news, which is what we'll be talking about today.
We're going to have a look at the nutty and weird, which is the stuff of late-night monologue hilarity and prime escapism. So c'mon along and let's get weird.
If there ever is such a thing as the human truth, it must exist only at the periphery of this vast sphere. The center remains opaque and unreachable. And yet in some small nook, people gather to tell stories, which in some form or another are always the same. These stories contain the common experiences of life: pain, love, anger, loss, triumph, fear... the splendor of emotional life.
A cat is reunited with its owners several states away after 7 years.
Not all fruit is vegan.
A mummified mermaid is worshiped in Japan.
A Halloween decoration was put in the passenger seat to use the carpool lane.
Only canine support animals are allowed on planes.
IBM executive called his older workers “dinobabies.”
Get saucy with the Queen.
Man transports reptiles over the border in his clothes.
Online safety leader also threatened a journalist on Twitter.
Local trash panda attends college.
Misappropriation of funds is an understatement.
Cyclists are throwing pee at each other.
Hard to imagine a more low speed chase than this.
A courthouse was shut down due to some ill timed tacos.
When you run out of vacation days, just shove a watermelon under your shirt.