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5 Creepy AF Deaths That Popped Up In The News
Reality is always stranger than fiction.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- April 13, 2020
Well-Meaning Solutions That Created Total Hell
These people get an 'A' for effort, but and 'F' for execution.
- By Alex Hanton
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- April 12, 2020
Old Bar Decorations Turned Into Quick Payments For Furloughed Staff
There's always money in the, uh, well, you get the picture.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 10, 2020
Confirmation They Didn't Take This Seriously
It's possible they might not actually have the best words.
- By Andrea Meno
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- April 10, 2020
Dr. Fauci Gives Pro-LGBT Statement As Mike Pence, Um, Looks On
Praising the gay community for their strength in the AIDS crisis right in front of Mike Pence is a nice get.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 09, 2020
Two Black Men Were Kicked Out Of Walmart By Police For Wearing Facemasks
The real pandemic just might be stupidity.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 09, 2020
Forget Waffle House Waffle Mix, It's Gone
Waffle House's Waffle Mix sold out online real quick.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 09, 2020
Comic Books Are Getting Totally Boned Right Now
(Insert morose Kryptonite pun here.)
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- April 09, 2020
God Save The Queen: The Boeing 747 Is Quietly Retiring
It's a sad retirement for the Queen of the Skies, made sadder by the fact that we didn't get to fully prepare for it.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 08, 2020
Traffic Is Light, So One Guy Took Advantage To Drive Like A Maniac
Here's a guy who has used social distancing to make a million dollars disappear in the blink of an eye.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 08, 2020
Pharma Bro Wants A Crack At This (And Out Of Prison)
What is this, some kind of Shkreli Squad?
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 08, 2020
Idiots Are Risking It All Right Now For Cigarettes
Tobacco is getting people to do some pretty stupid things right now.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 07, 2020
News That's Overshadowed Right Now
We've been keeping an eye on the news.
- By Andrea Meno
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- April 07, 2020
The White House Briefings Are Beyond Useless
The White House Press briefings leave more questions unanswered than the Lost finale.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 07, 2020
How Benjamin Netanyahu's 'Evidence' Of Covered-Up Iranian Deaths Became Funny
A short story.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 07, 2020
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