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Police Officer Blasts Taylor Swift's Music To Keep Protester's Video Off Social Media
Ugh
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24 Getting Back To Normal At Your Own Pace Is Okay: Lessons From A Warzone
IEDs and snipers are indeed different from infectious diseases, but the mental toll they can have on us is oddly similar, given what I'm seeing.
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Former Trump Aide Launches New Free Speech Social Media Platform
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The Gig Economy Has Apparently Taken On Getting Your Stuff Back From Your Ex
No, they won't break up with your partner for you.
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Walmart to Begin Selling Low-Cost Insulin, Further Proving American Healthcare System is Screwed
The American healthcare system, folks!
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Tucker Carlson Says NSA Is Spying On Him, Attempting To Take His Fox News Show 'Off The Air'
Okay, Tucker.
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Ringo Starr Drops Trademark Lawsuit Against Makers of Ring O Adult Toy
It seems the certifiably average drummer took a word of wisdom from his 'ol pal look-alike Paul McCartney and decided to "Let It Be."
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Tree Exorcism In Home Depot Lumber Aisle Thwarted By Pennsylvania Police
Talk about going against the grain ...
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Former NRA President Tricked Into Starring In Gun Violence Prevention Video
Yikes.
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'Borat 2' star Rudy Giuliani Suspended From Practicing Law In The State of New York
Good 'ol RuGiu may be many things, but a lawyer in the eyes of New York state is definitely no longer one of them.
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Florida Schools To Teach Students That Communism Is Evil
Somewhere in the world, Ben Shapiro is probably weeping tears of joy.
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Subway Tuna May Not Actually Be Tuna, DNA Test Rules
Something fishy is going on here ...
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AI Cameras Force Employees To Smile In Order To Print Documents, Enter Office
Nothing says pure happiness like being forced to smile against your will!
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Fmr. President Trump Reportedly Suggested Shipping Sick Americans Off To Guantanamo Bay
Nothing says "get well soon" like a nice, involuntary trip to Gitmo?
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