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Cracked Archive - News

Mike Pence Can't Even Stage A Photo Op Right

Candace Owens is the last person you want in a discussion about George Floyd.

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Pornographic Actor Nacho Vidal Arrested For Poisoning Photographer With Psychedelic Toad Venom

In a year full of strange headlines, this might just be the weirdest.

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How To Contribute to Protests (When You’re Very White)

Pull up a chair, folks.

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Myths About the Protests, Debunked

George Soros is hiding under your bed and leaving bricks in your stockings.

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Dude, It's Only June.

2020 is a year we'll never forget and it's not even half over.

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LAPD's Commissioner Getting Clowned On Zoom Was Delightful

For anyone craving a bit of catharsis during all of this violence, trust us, this is better than porn.

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'Blackout Tuesday' Immediately Sank Because White Supporters Couldn't Shut Up

Gotta keep those hearts coming at any cost, to the point of metaphysical contradiction.

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Shut The F Up About Looting Macy's

How do you compare the destruction of large retail chains to what happens to Black people everyday? I don't know, but people are trying.

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Darkly Funny Moments That It's OK To Laugh At

There's a fine line between screaming and laughing.

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K-Pop Stans And Hackers Are Sabotaging Cops With Music Bombs

A pitched battle.

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Workplace Horror Stories From Famous Companies

Every company has its embarrassing secrets, these are even worse.

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Jeffrey Epstein Had An 'Egg-Shaped Penis'

There's nothing wrong with having an egg-shaped penis, like Jeffrey Epstein.

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News That Proves We Are Getting There

Progress isn't slow. The rest of the world has just slowed down.

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Unexpected Groups That Are Getting Torn Apart By Drama

Small communities, major drama.

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Uh ... Trump Doesn't Have The Power To Label ANTIFA A Terrorist Organization

But, if we're wrong, Trump can arrest anyone who politically opposes him with impunity.

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