Cracked Archive - News

5 Creepy AF Deaths That Popped Up In The News

Reality is always stranger than fiction.

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Well-Meaning Solutions That Created Total Hell

These people get an 'A' for effort, but and 'F' for execution.

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Old Bar Decorations Turned Into Quick Payments For Furloughed Staff

There's always money in the, uh, well, you get the picture.

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Confirmation They Didn't Take This Seriously

It's possible they might not actually have the best words.

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Dr. Fauci Gives Pro-LGBT Statement As Mike Pence, Um, Looks On

Praising the gay community for their strength in the AIDS crisis right in front of Mike Pence is a nice get.

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Two Black Men Were Kicked Out Of Walmart By Police For Wearing Facemasks

The real pandemic just might be stupidity.

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Forget Waffle House Waffle Mix, It's Gone

Waffle House's Waffle Mix sold out online real quick.

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Comic Books Are Getting Totally Boned Right Now

(Insert morose Kryptonite pun here.)

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God Save The Queen: The Boeing 747 Is Quietly Retiring

It's a sad retirement for the Queen of the Skies, made sadder by the fact that we didn't get to fully prepare for it.

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Traffic Is Light, So One Guy Took Advantage To Drive Like A Maniac

Here's a guy who has used social distancing to make a million dollars disappear in the blink of an eye.

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Pharma Bro Wants A Crack At This (And Out Of Prison)

What is this, some kind of Shkreli Squad?

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Idiots Are Risking It All Right Now For Cigarettes

Tobacco is getting people to do some pretty stupid things right now.

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News That's Overshadowed Right Now

We've been keeping an eye on the news.

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The White House Briefings Are Beyond Useless

The White House Press briefings leave more questions unanswered than the Lost finale.

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