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Most Expensive Mask In The World Is Also The Dumbest
Now you too can sneeze into 1.5 million dollars.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 10, 2020
Why Christmas 2020 Could Be An All-Time Nightmare
And you thought it was bad every other year.
- By Jason Pargin
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- August 10, 2020
Schools Are Cracking Down On Students Sharing Shady Conditions On Social Media
They choose to enforce social media restrictions, but telling students to wear a mask is a step too far?
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 07, 2020
The NRA's Latest Scandal Needs Its Own Documentary Series
Even if the NRA dissolves, that doesn't mean gun rights are going away.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 06, 2020
An Angry God Has Clearly Cursed Disney World
There was definitely something in the Bible about this.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 06, 2020
Trump Seems To Get Rattled By Something He Rarely Hears: Follow Up Questions
This should be the standard from now on for interviewing all Presidents.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 05, 2020
Those 'Chinese Mystery Seeds' Are Probably Normal Seeds (But Maybe Still Worry)
They could still be a problem, just not for the reason you might think.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 05, 2020
'Zoey Punches The Future in the Dick' Trailer aka, 'What Has David Wong Been Doing?'
The trailer for Jason 'David Wong' Pargin's newest book has arrived
- By Jason Pargin
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- August 04, 2020
The Lincoln Project Isn't Fooling Anyone
The Lincoln Project is the political equivalent of the Vice Principal flipping his chair at an assembly and trying to rap.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 04, 2020
What Is Up With Trump's New Postmaster General?
Trump's new guy seems to hate the postal service as much as he does.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 03, 2020
We Don’t Have To Talk About Every Earthquake
Guys, your bed shook a little. Chill.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 31, 2020
So, How Are Terrorists Holding Up During This?
Evil in the time of corona.
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 31, 2020
35 Days Later, Officers Figure Out The Starbucks Thing Wasn't A Tampon
The Starbucks tampon mystery has been solved.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 30, 2020
Are Billionaire Donations Really Worth Celebrating?
No one should be in a position to cavalierly give away 30 billion dollars because nobody should have 30 billion dollars.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 30, 2020
5 Ways Crime Is Getting Weird During This
Everyone's had to make changes right now. Even law breakers.
- By Andrea Meno
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- July 30, 2020
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