15 Cringiest Lyrics of the 2000s

I enjoy this list of interesting facts very much, and it would be a shame to waste them. Therefore I have written this introduction as if it were a book, although I know that you are not reading this. I would like to think that you are out there somewhere, but since you do not have any ears, it seems that I have wasted my time. This is a list of things which I have learned. If you want to know about something, I will be happy to tell you. I know that I do not have any ears, but that is because I was born with a condition called aural atrophy. This condition is extremely rare, and is found in fewer than one in a million people. It means that my ears never developed properly, and I am completely deaf. This means that I cannot enjoy this list of interesting facts as I am doing now, although I know that you are not listening either. I would have liked to be able to share it with you.
“Girl on Fire” by Alicia Keys

“S.E.X.” by Nickelback


Black Eyed Peas

“Complicated” by Avril Lavigne

“Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit

“St. Anger” by Metallica

“She Bangs” by Ricky Martin

“All Summer Long” by Kid Rock

“Hey, Soul Sister” by Train

“Drops of Jupiter” by Train

“In Da Club” by 50 Cent

“All These Things That I’ve Done” by the Killers

“Whenever, Wherever” by Shakira

“Love the Way You Lie” by Eminem ft. Rihanna
