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Murder Hornets Are Back, And More Murder Hornet-y Than Ever
Murder Hornets Are Back, And More Murder Hornet-y Than Ever

Mover over M. Night Shyamalan, the writers of 2020 are back with yet another twist.

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Who Exactly Is The Internet's Dancing Pumpkin Man?
Who Exactly Is The Internet's Dancing Pumpkin Man?

He has to be doing *something* when he's not dancing to 'Ghostbusters' or that one trap version of 'Spooky Scary Skeletons'

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Massive 2,000-Year-Old Cat Drawing Discovered In Peru
Massive 2,000-Year-Old Cat Drawing Discovered In Peru

Ancient drawings of giant cats -- the one thing we actually need more of this year.

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2020-Themed Christmas Ornaments Are Now A Thing, I Guess
2020-Themed Christmas Ornaments Are Now A Thing, I Guess

Move over, sexy hand sanitizer Halloween costumes, Christmas this year comes complete with glittery toilet paper ornaments.

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Teen Girl Dates Godzilla -- Like Actually
Teen Girl Dates Godzilla -- Like Actually

And we thought we were into bad boys ...

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 Japanese Amusement Park Opens To Give Remote Workers A  "Workcation"
Japanese Amusement Park Opens To Give Remote Workers A "Workcation"

Need a break from the WFH life? Try WFFW (work from ferris wheel).

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5 Real Horror Stories Ordinary People Got Trapped In
5 Real Horror Stories Ordinary People Got Trapped In

Warning: The stuff you're about to read is really scary.

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The Term "Bone" Was Banned At Recent Paleontology Conference
The Term "Bone" Was Banned At Recent Paleontology Conference

And attendees had a b*** to pick.

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So, The LAX Jetpack Guy Is Back
So, The LAX Jetpack Guy Is Back

He's back, and jet-packier than ever?

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Someone Left A Shrine To Mercury, The Roman God of Travelers, On A Subway Platform Because American Transit Needs All The Help It Can Get
Someone Left A Shrine To Mercury, The Roman God of Travelers, On A Subway Platform Because American Transit Needs All The Help It Can Get

Legend has it that if you leave your subway card and first born child at the shrine, your train *just might* arrive on time for once...

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Bride Turns Her Mother's Wedding Gown Into Wedding Night Lingerie
Bride Turns Her Mother's Wedding Gown Into Wedding Night Lingerie

Here comes the bride, all dressed in, lingerie made from her mother's wedding gown?

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