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Fascinating Facts To Shore Up Your Brain
Need to learn some nifty facts in a hurry? We've got you covered.
- By Andres Diplotti
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- April 02, 2020
Stealing A Van Gogh Is Easy Now, Apparently
The painting as been released from quarantine.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 31, 2020
The Science Behind The Fear Our Brains Create For Us
Your brain is kind of a dick, but it means well.
- By Kelly Stone
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- March 29, 2020
News Stories That Got Eclipsed Right Now
Don't worry, we're still following the news for you.
- By Andrea Meno
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- March 28, 2020
Politicians Whose Pop Culture Ignorance Is Real (And Hilariously) Clear
Next time, just ask an intern to explain it to you.
- By Alex Hanton
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- March 28, 2020
Italian Mayors Have Leveled Up Their Response To Scofflaws
You are unprepared for the sheer volume of Italian pursed fingers hand gestures in this article.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 25, 2020
Coronavirus Q&A: Stay The Hell Inside
Be a real hero by sitting inside. It's literally the least you can do.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 23, 2020
Unpleasant Realizations About Society During Coronavirus
Other than us needing a LOT more sweatpants.
- By Archie Grimm
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- March 20, 2020
Goddamn It, Trump
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 19, 2020
5 Deeply Cursed Attempts To Cash In On Coronavirus on Amazon
What a truly stupid historical epoch we're in.
- By Mark Hill
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- March 18, 2020
Small Airplanes Could Help With Some Remaining Coronavirus Problems
Travel should absolutely be limited at this point in time, but there's a bunch of ways little airplanes can help.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- March 18, 2020
Coronavirus Porn Is Here
The power of the human boner cannot be suppressed.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- March 13, 2020
Covid-19 Is Exposing Xenophobia
Always spew racist nonsense into your elbow and away from people.
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 13, 2020
Little-Known Reasons Ivy League Schools Are Greedy, Elitist Nightmares
You might not want to know what it's like, unless you're male, upper-clase and white.
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 13, 2020
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