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Yahoo! Answers To Shut Down Permanently In May
Bad news for anyone who has ever wondered if they were “prangnet"...
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18 4 Stories Everybody Missed (Because This Year Was Bananas)
If you are a fan of Van Morrison, The Stone Roses, Eric Clapton, or M.I.A., uh, we've got some bad news.
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- By Mark Hill
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4 Bizarre, Overlooked Details From The Matt Gaetz Allegations
Yikes.
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4 Unbelievable Courtroom Situations (That Happened Thanks To Zoom)
Zoom has changed everybody's life, and not always for the sane and rational.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Australian School Bans Mullets, Probably Bringing a Tear To Billy Ray Cyrus's Eye
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Amid Matt Gaetz Allegations, A Guy Named 'Matt Gertz' is Having A Very Rough Day
PSA: Matt Gertz is NOT Florida Representative Matt Gaetz
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Much To James Cameron's Surprise, 'Avatar' Can Apparently Solve The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
The key to peace in the Middle East was there all along -- or, well, since Avatar hit theaters in 2009.
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Conspiracy Theorist/Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Vaccine Passport 'Biden’s Mark of the Beast'
PSA: Far-right conspiracy theorists touting outdated 70's conspiracies are not credible sources for medical advice.
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Kid Tweets Gibberish From Agency That Controls U.S. Nukes
Whoops ...
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I Guess Someone Had To Turn Baby Yoda, Shrek, and Remy from 'Ratatouille' Into Hyper-Muscular Cakes
We're uncomfortable.
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The GameStop Saga Has Reached A New Chapter
This has become like an anime now.
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- By Dan Duddy
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4 Supervillain-Tier Acts Of Evil By Famous Companies
In Michigan, Nestle pays a whopping $200 a year in exchange for siphoning over 400 gallons of water per minute. Yes, that is the correct number of zeroes.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Livestream of A Stop Sign No One Actually Stops Is All The Rage On 'Twitch'
Stop at stop signs -- or face getting roasted on Twitch.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Jessica Walter, Famed For 'Arrested Development,' 'Archer' Roles Dies
The actress was 80 years old.
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Man Loses Winning Lottery Ticket Worth More Than $1 Million, Finds it Again In Parking Lot
Oops ...
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