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Move Over, Tide Pods: Dentists Warn Against TikTok Trend of Using Magic Eraser For Whitening Teeth
Please, please, please don't do this.
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14 Burger King Workers Quit En Masse Via The Restaurant's Front Sign
Mass resignations -- have it your way!
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Heinz Launches Petition For Hot Dogs and Buns To Come In Equal Numbered Packs
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FBI Seizes Lego U.S. Capitol From Home Of IRL U.S. Capitol Dingus
It seems one alleged insurrectionist just couldn't LEGO of his desire to seize the Capitol.
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Zack Snyder Is Making His Own Knockoff Version of 'Star Wars'
"In a universe quite a ways from here ..." -- Rebel Moon's opening text, probably.
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Trump Sues Facebook, Twitter, Google, Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey Over Allegations of Social Media Censorship
Wow! Who could have possibly seen this coming?
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Parents of Children Named Alexa Beg Amazon to Change Home Assistant's Name
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The Onion Predicted The U.S. Military Would Leave Afghanistan In The Middle of the Night Ten Years Ago
The psychics at 'The Onion' strike again!
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Police Officer Blasts Taylor Swift's Music To Keep Protester's Video Off Social Media
Ugh
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Getting Back To Normal At Your Own Pace Is Okay: Lessons From A Warzone
IEDs and snipers are indeed different from infectious diseases, but the mental toll they can have on us is oddly similar, given what I'm seeing.
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Former Trump Aide Launches New Free Speech Social Media Platform
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The Gig Economy Has Apparently Taken On Getting Your Stuff Back From Your Ex
No, they won't break up with your partner for you.
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Walmart to Begin Selling Low-Cost Insulin, Further Proving American Healthcare System is Screwed
The American healthcare system, folks!
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Tucker Carlson Says NSA Is Spying On Him, Attempting To Take His Fox News Show 'Off The Air'
Okay, Tucker.
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Ringo Starr Drops Trademark Lawsuit Against Makers of Ring O Adult Toy
It seems the certifiably average drummer took a word of wisdom from his 'ol pal look-alike Paul McCartney and decided to "Let It Be."
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