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Cracked Archive - News

Who Got The Ball Rolling On QAnon?

We know who helped QAnon catch on, but it doesn't make us feel any smarter.

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Wait, The Post Office Can Arrest People?

Steve Bannon, you rascal!

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Sure Weirdly Coincidental Putin Critics Keep Getting Poisoned

It looks like someone came down with a deadly case of political opposition.

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It's Snowing Chocolate In Switzerland

Hallelujah?

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We Don't Need Susan B. Anthony To Be Pardoned

Dead women don't vote.

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National Conventions Are Pointless Wastes Of Time

Welcome to the lamest concert on Earth.

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Running A Lemonade Stand Is Dangerous Work (No, Really)

When life gives you lemons, then you might get robbed.

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Buying Stamps Won't Save The Post Office; Here's What Will

You don't need to be buying stamps.

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5 Crazy True Crimes That Got Overshadowed This Year

These deaths are not normal by even the twenty-twentiest of definitions.

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Why Is The USPS And Mail-In Voting Being Ruined?

Imagine this story coming from another country. It would be an example of "third-world" politics.

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Dog Whistles Are Already Blowing For Kamala Harris

It's only been two days.

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The QAnon Congressperson is Nothing New

The weird is coming from inside the House.

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Hey, How Does Time Work in the Peanut Universe?

We can accept reincarnation. We can even accept time travel. Just get it straight.

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Robot Trucks Will Soon Screw Up The U.S.A. (And Nobody's Talking About It)

And this isn't the plot of Transformers we're talking about here.

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Aside From Scoring Political Points, It Sure Feels Like Trump's Unemployment Order Does Nothing

We have to hand it to him, this is Trump's best political move in a long time.

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