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Surprisingly Resourceful Ways Companies Are Handling All This
There's pivoting, and then there's whatever this is.
- By Andrea Meno
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- June 14, 2020
Don't Take 'Karen' Away From Us
It meant for a specific use, not whatever BS trash people are trying to tie it to.
- By Archie Grimm
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- June 13, 2020
A Housing Crisis Timebomb Is Set To Go Off
Remember 2008's housing crisis? Well here comes the sequel.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 12, 2020
GOP Is Reusing Their '16 Platform ... Which Calls Out 'The Current President'
Even the GOP finds ways to inadvertently dunk on Trump.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 12, 2020
A Quick Guide To What 'Defunding The Police' Means
It's way, way, waaaaay more sensible than it might sound.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 11, 2020
Scary Side-Effects Of The Rona Virus
At this point nothing is surprising.
- By Andrea Meno
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- June 10, 2020
Trump’s Team Is Running Ads In D.C. To Make Him Feel Better
Trump has no strategy. He is all ego and sadness and anger and it results in weird shit like this.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 09, 2020
People Have Taken Trump's Bleach Suggestion To Weirdo New Frontiers
At least use the scented variety to keep your breath smelling like a fresh meadow.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 08, 2020
Weird Ways Governments Are Handling The Crisis
Maybe think a little inside the box, next time.
- By Andrea Meno
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- June 06, 2020
Disgusting Scams People Are Pulling To Get Rich Off This
Scammers are reaching a new low.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- June 05, 2020
Cops Wearing The Punisher Skull Continues To Be Stupid
The police are proving they are some kind of freak combination of Nazi and nerd.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 05, 2020
Trump Hid Because His Greatest Fear Is Consequence
The protesters aren’t going away and all Trump can do is hide.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 05, 2020
Mike Pence Can't Even Stage A Photo Op Right
Candace Owens is the last person you want in a discussion about George Floyd.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 05, 2020
Pornographic Actor Nacho Vidal Arrested For Poisoning Photographer With Psychedelic Toad Venom
In a year full of strange headlines, this might just be the weirdest.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 04, 2020
How To Contribute to Protests (When You’re Very White)
Pull up a chair, folks.
- By Mark Hill
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- June 04, 2020
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