Cracked Archive - News
Masturbation is fun, but the ultimate self-gratification is giving yourself one these.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- December 11, 2013
What is it that compels some people to take a less than favorable stance on the public service that police provide? It probably has something to do with stories like these.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- November 22, 2013
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- November 20, 2013
No matter how crazy soap opera medical dramas might be, none of them compare to the real world plotlines these folks experienced.
- By Hillery Alley
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- November 08, 2013
Here are some less traditional outlets to fulfill your yearly quota of scares.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- October 31, 2013
Surgery, no matter how minor, is a scary thing. And these stories will only add to that fear.
- By Hillery Alley
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- October 27, 2013
Murder for hire never looks as cool as it does in the movies. And in fact it's more 'National Lampoon's' than 'The Professional.'
- By Ryan Menezes
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- October 20, 2013
Even jaded, cynical bastards like us should expect more from reputable news organizations. Right?
- By Sam Jackson
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- October 18, 2013
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