Cracked Archive - Music
Andre 3000 Is Becoming Rap's Bigfoot
Legend says he appears only for those that are pure of heart, strong of will, and so fresh and so clean clean.
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- By Dan Duddy
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13 Rock Out To Disneyland (Short-Lived) Sexy Prog-Rock Band
Rock out with your Donald Duck out.
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- By Cedric Voets
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'Mr. Jones' By Counting Crows Had A (Ironic) Real-Life Lesson About Fame
How come Mr. Jones never got to be a big star, too?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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'I’m Too Sexy' is Way Darker Than You Think
If you listen closely, it’s clearly a cry for help.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Why You Don’t Hear Nirvana in More Movies
They simply did too good of a job of defining an era.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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What The Falkor Is This Music Video?
If you thought tobacco the product was out to ruin childhoods, just wait until you hear TOBACCO the musician.
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- By Dan Duddy
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'Under Pressure' Was a Wild 24-Hour Improvised Coke Bender
In other words, it was a perfectly average Queen and/or Bowie party.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Bizarre (And Terrible) Singing Career Of Clint Eastwood
Sometimes actors can sing ... sometimes they can't.
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- By Cedric Voets
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How Do You Fix A Racist Ice Cream Truck Jingle? Call RZA
This banger is anything but vanilla.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Thousands Of Maskless Motorcyclists Risk Their Health For ... Smash Mouth?
Our world's on fire, and these guys are making it worse.
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- By Dan Duddy
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America Isn't Ready For A Eurovision-Style Contest
Not enough pomp, too much circumstance.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Goodbye American TikTok, We Hardly Knew Ye
A roundup of an absurd experiment in youth culture.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Lana Del Rey's Album Of Spoken Word Poetry Is ... Not Good
Hopefully, this will be the tipping point that forces us all to acknowledge that this lady is nothing more than 35-year-old edgelord
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Drake's New Arabic Accent Misfires Hilariously
Someone needs to go back to Duolingo and start over.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Behold, Donald Glover's Lost, Hilarious TV Show Theme Songs
This truly is the darkest timeline.
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- By Cedric Voets
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