Cracked Archive - Music
We Can Now Rickroll People In 4k, With New, Eerily Crisp, Remaster
Click on this article. You definitely won't get Rickrolled.
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Stereotype Shredder: 4 Things To Remind You That 'Alpha Males' Are BS
Ruin your YouTube history by searching the term, and you'll find countless grifter guides on how to transform yourself into one of these 'titans' ...
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- By Mark Hill
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Jeep Pulls Bruce Springsteen's Commercial After New DWI Details Emerge
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- By Carly Tennes
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Rebecca Black's 'Friday' Is 10 Years Old Today
It may be a Wednesday, but as long as we have Rebecca Black, it'll always be Friday somewhere on the internet.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Ways Reality Has Become Bad Cyberpunk
Sometimes science-fiction becomes real-life garbage.
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- By Michael Dawson
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5 Musicians I Enjoy (And I Think You Might Too)
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- By William Kuechenberg
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5 More Garbage Conspiracy Theories Spreading Right Now
Time to flush these BS stories down the drain.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Sting's Origin For Stalker Anthem 'Every Breath You Take' Keeps Changing
Leave it to Sting to make pop love overcomplicated and confusing.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Ways Japan's Women Warriors Carved Their Place In History
There were just so many badass onna-musha throughout history, and every one of them deserves her own high-budget movie.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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How Trent Reznor Became The Alternative John Williams
You might think you haven’t listened to Trent Reznor’s music since 1999, but if you’ve seen Disney’s latest offering, you have.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Surprise, Surprise: Pop Music is Getting Sadder
The average pop song today is actually more aggressive than any given ‘70s punk song.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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We've Learned How Ancient Greek Music Sounded (And It Goes Hard)
Throw up those Minotaur horns.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Time Black Sabbath Couldn't Find Ozzy Osbourne
Doing drugs isn’t a game, kids. Unless you’re into metal, then it definitely is.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Reasons All Modern Pop Music Sounds The Same
It's not an accident Ed Sheeran's gremlin warble follows you around every business on Earth.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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Elton John Started Dressing Like That on a Dare
He was rocking that Angela Chase look way back in the ‘70s, so you can’t say he wasn’t always ahead of his time.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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