Be honest: You did not think TLC’s “Waterfalls” was about a guy named Jason Waterfalls. Thanks to the improper enunciation of so many pop stars, however, there are a lot of songs out there that sound like something completely different and laugh-out-loud bizarre.

“Livin’ On a Prayer” by Bon Jovi

“We gotta hold onto what we got/It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not”

Well, it really depends on the context. Swimming? Sure. The DMV? Big difference.

“Blowin’ in the Wind” by Bob Dylan

“These ants are my friends, they’re blowin' in the wind”

It seems like Mr. Dylan should be more concerned about this development, but hey, it was the ‘60s.

“Bleeding Love” by Leona Lewis

Leona Lewis

(J Records/YouTube)

“My heart’s crippled by the vein that I keep on closing/You call me your banana”

There’s no planet on which any reasonable person thought this is what she said, but admit it. You breathed out your nose really hard.

Top image: Columbia Records/YouTube

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