Cracked Archive - Music
5 Insane Music Collaborations (That Almost Happened)
Prince and Michael Jackson had a strange relationship, and almost made beautiful music together.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- May 12, 2016
9 Hilariously Homoerotic Rap Lyrics Meant To Be Badass
We, uh, we no longer want to hang out with T.I.
- By Andrew O'Brien
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- May 06, 2016
5 Ways Prince Was Even More Talented Than You Realize
Prince is the greatest recording artist of this or any generation. And we intend to prove it.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- April 28, 2016
8 Famous Songs That Legitimately Changed The World
Turns out AC/DC is kicking cancer's ass.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- April 26, 2016
6 Covers By Musicians Who Didn't Understand The Original
These covers display such an angry disregard for leaving things the way they are that you'd swear they were created by Windows 10.
- By Jason Iannone
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- April 05, 2016
5 Origin Stories Of Famous Music That Are Shockingly Creepy
The music industry is shadier than Slim.
- By Patrick Coyne
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- March 22, 2016
4 Political Myths Destroyed By The 2016 Election
It's safe to say that 'party elites' mean about as close to nothing as you can get in this election.
- By Robert Evans
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- February 19, 2016
5 Highly Anticipated Pop Culture Moments Of 2016 (Will Suck)
Let's reflect on what history has taught us about Axl Rose. To put it succinctly, the man has a penchant for turning planned concert appearances into full-blown riots.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- January 07, 2016
The Secret True History Of 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells'
Everyone's heard 'Jingle bells, Batman smells ...' But where the hell did this ridiculous parody come from?
- By Robert Evans
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- December 23, 2015
5 Hilarious Attempts By Musicians To Stay On Top
In 1994, an increasingly irrelevant MC Hammer had to change - so he chucked the MC from his name and any dignity/credibility he had with it.
- By Patrick Coyne
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- November 11, 2015
6 Insane Realities Of Life As A Japanese Pop Star
We spoke to Ricky Wilson, manager of a Japanese idol group with an occult twist. Here's what we learned.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- November 01, 2015
How A Pop Band Tricked 9 Million Americans Into Being Nazis
Do you remember Ace of Base? I should tell you something: Ace of Base was probably a bunch of Nazis.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- October 08, 2015
5 Rappers Who've Clearly Never Had Sex With A Real Person
The rappers on this list are the elder gods of writing about sex. You can't help but peer into their words and be driven insane by them.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- September 11, 2015
4 Bizarre One Hit Wonder Albums (Reviewed)
I want to know just what the hell was going on with the albums our most famous (and infamous) one-hit wonders came from.
- By Luis Prada
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- September 10, 2015
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