Cracked Archive - Music

And they're bringing their message of whips and chains worldwide.

• By Cedric Voets
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• May 13, 2019

We swear this isn't a sponsored link by The Onion.

• By Cedric Voets
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• April 01, 2019

If you'd like to retain some semblance of your sanity, here's a guided tour of the worst press release ever.

• By Luis Prada
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• February 18, 2019

Remember Jackie Jormp-Jomp from '30 Rock'? Yeah, that's our reality now.

• By Cedric Voets
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• February 01, 2019

Surprise! The media isn't very good.

• By Adam Wears
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• January 14, 2019

Things get easier when you make it big ... but the disasters get bigger, too.

• By Adam Wears
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• October 03, 2018

Let's just let this poor woman rest.

• By Adam Wears
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• August 10, 2018

Pure, simple, unfiltered mockery.

• By Adam Wears
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• July 27, 2018

God bless you, Spice, for this service to thirsty nerds everywhere.

• By Adam Wears
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• July 25, 2018

Most songs are about boning.

• By Patrick Coyne
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• July 02, 2018

Ace, the new Gorillaz band member, might just destroy our reality.

• By Cedric Voets
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• June 01, 2018

Some one-hit wonders refuse to go quietly into the night.

• By Rani Baker, Nathan Kamal, Kel Fabie, Greg Tuff, Peter I. Santiago
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• May 01, 2018

Pro tip: you don't want to be the venue worker who doesn't recognize My Chemical Romance.

• By Evan V. Symon
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• October 20, 2017

Having your novelty song go big is bittersweet, which is why it's no wonder that most bands follow them up a with some weird, embarrassing, desperate stuff.

• By Ira Brooker
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• October 16, 2017

How awesome is John Williams? So awesome that he used musical notation to tell us that Anakin and Padme boning will eventually lead to galactic genocide.

• By JM McNab
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• September 05, 2017