Cracked Archive - Music
Early 2000s Prom Staple, Eve 6, Gloriously Roasts 90s Rock Goons on Twitter
To paraphrase their own Twitter account, their irrelevance has made them relevant again.
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- By Carly Tennes
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9 The Worst Story Ever Told, In 4 Chapters
This true story involves Chicago, a bridge, an innocent boat tour, the Dave Matthews Band, and 800 pounds of human waste.
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- By Alex Hanton
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The Article That Mainstreamed (And Whitened) Disco Was Made Up
Marginalized groups just never get to have fun.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Perfect Fluids Are Kind of A Banger, MIT's SoundCloud Shows
SoundCloud -- not just for Trump supporting, face-tattooed teen rappers.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Beloved Songs (That Are Secretly Horror Shows)
Huh. Did we really never listen to these all the way through before?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Korea Bends Famously Strict Military Service Law For K-Pop Stars
The BTS Army may stay metaphorical for a bit longer.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Kesha's Podcast About Ghosts Is ... Something Else
Kesha and the Creepies naturally features conversations with her famous friends about various paranormal activities and also Kesha being so fantastically Kesha.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Mysterious New Wave Band (NOT Green Day) Releases Ivanka Trump Diss Track
Nope, no Green Day here ....
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- By Carly Tennes
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SoundCloud Rap is Now Having A MAGA Moment
President Trump, meet Lil Pump.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Tenacious D Covers 'The Time Warp' In New 'Rock-y The Vote' Campaign
The classic spooky season song is back -- with an election-year twist.
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- By Carly Tennes
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6 Famous Songs You Never Knew Got Weirdo Sequels
Sometimes songs just don't need sequels.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Chill To The Newest Musical Genre: Library Takeout Jams
Let's chill out to some loan-fi.
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- By Cedric Voets
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All the '80s Rock Gods Were People of Color
Just because they went on to invent countless other genres of music doesn't mean they abandoned rock and roll.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The '90s Cheesiest R&B Song's Sad, Sad Story
Lisa, if you’re out there: CALL THIS MAN. THE WORLD NEEDS THIS.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Stop Informing The Green Day Dude September Has Ended
He knows.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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