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Musicians Are Already Being Inspired By The Coronavirus Quarantine<\/a><\/h2>

Are you more into discovid or skarantine?<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Oh No, Bono Made A Coronavirus Song<\/a><\/h2>

NOT NOW, BONO.<\/p>

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By Amanda Mannen <\/a> <\/dd>
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Dropkick Murphys Keeping St. Paddy's Day Concert Alive With Free Stream<\/a><\/h2>

This coronavirus stuff is a perfect storm for what could be the lamest St. Patrick's Day ever. Enter the Dropkick Murphys.<\/p>

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By Isaac Cabe <\/a> <\/dd>
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In Belgium, The Mortal Kombat Theme Is A Whole Music Genre<\/a><\/h2>

Rave over here!<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Reminder: This Is The God-King Of YouTube Videos<\/a><\/h2>

Yes, this is the only video On YouTube that matters.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Billie Eilish Doesn't Get The Van Halen Mural On My Van<\/a><\/h2>

Time stops for no one, but my van is immortal.<\/p>

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By Luis Prada <\/a> <\/dd>
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A Vengeful Taylor Swift Unleashes Hell (And Tweens)<\/a><\/h2>

Those who control the master tapes control the world.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Kanye Is Removing All The Hecking Cusses From His Tracks<\/a><\/h2>

Misogyny's still fine, though.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Plenty Of Songs Still Work If You Remove Every Other Beat<\/a><\/h2>

Move your foot to the beat, singular.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Watch Whitney Houston's Ghost- Uh, Hologram, In Concert<\/a><\/h2>

The upcoming Whitney Houston hologram world tour is the ghoulish concert even we've been waiting for?<\/p>

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By Luis Prada <\/a> <\/dd>
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Rock Bands Keep Playing In MMOs, Because The Future Is Weird<\/a><\/h2>

Think cyberpunk, but dumb cyberpunk.<\/p>

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By Luis Prada <\/a> <\/dd>
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Now It Is Time To Meet Iceland's BDSM Synth-Punk Band<\/a><\/h2>

And they're bringing their message of whips and chains worldwide.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Elon Musk Released A Harambe Rap And This Isn't April Fools'<\/a><\/h2>

We swear this isn't a sponsored link by The Onion.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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Uh, The David Bowie Movie Won't Have Bowie's Music In It<\/a><\/h2>

Remember Jackie Jormp-Jomp from '30 Rock'? Yeah, that's our reality now.<\/p>

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By Cedric Voets <\/a> <\/dd>
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