Cracked Archive - Music

5 Insane Music Collaborations (That Almost Happened)

Prince and Michael Jackson had a strange relationship, and almost made beautiful music together.


9 Hilariously Homoerotic Rap Lyrics Meant To Be Badass

We, uh, we no longer want to hang out with T.I.


5 Ways Prince Was Even More Talented Than You Realize

Prince is the greatest recording artist of this or any generation. And we intend to prove it.


8 Famous Songs That Legitimately Changed The World

Turns out AC/DC is kicking cancer's ass.


6 Covers By Musicians Who Didn't Understand The Original

These covers display such an angry disregard for leaving things the way they are that you'd swear they were created by Windows 10.


5 Origin Stories Of Famous Music That Are Shockingly Creepy

The music industry is shadier than Slim.


4 Political Myths Destroyed By The 2016 Election

It's safe to say that 'party elites' mean about as close to nothing as you can get in this election.


5 Highly Anticipated Pop Culture Moments Of 2016 (Will Suck)

Let's reflect on what history has taught us about Axl Rose. To put it succinctly, the man has a penchant for turning planned concert appearances into full-blown riots.


The Secret True History Of 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells'

Everyone's heard 'Jingle bells, Batman smells ...' But where the hell did this ridiculous parody come from?


5 Hilarious Attempts By Musicians To Stay On Top

In 1994, an increasingly irrelevant MC Hammer had to change - so he chucked the MC from his name and any dignity/credibility he had with it.


6 Insane Realities Of Life As A Japanese Pop Star

We spoke to Ricky Wilson, manager of a Japanese idol group with an occult twist. Here's what we learned.


How A Pop Band Tricked 9 Million Americans Into Being Nazis

Do you remember Ace of Base? I should tell you something: Ace of Base was probably a bunch of Nazis.


5 Rappers Who've Clearly Never Had Sex With A Real Person

The rappers on this list are the elder gods of writing about sex. You can't help but peer into their words and be driven insane by them.


4 Bizarre One Hit Wonder Albums (Reviewed)

I want to know just what the hell was going on with the albums our most famous (and infamous) one-hit wonders came from.