Cracked Archive - Music

Now It Is Time To Meet Iceland's BDSM Synth-Punk Band
Now It Is Time To Meet Iceland's BDSM Synth-Punk Band

And they're bringing their message of whips and chains worldwide.

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Elon Musk Released A Harambe Rap And This Isn't April Fools'
Elon Musk Released A Harambe Rap And This Isn't April Fools'

We swear this isn't a sponsored link by The Onion.

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Try To Read Meghan Trainor's Press Release And Not Cringe
Try To Read Meghan Trainor's Press Release And Not Cringe

If you'd like to retain some semblance of your sanity, here's a guided tour of the worst press release ever.

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Uh, The David Bowie Movie Won't Have Bowie's Music In It
Uh, The David Bowie Movie Won't Have Bowie's Music In It

Remember Jackie Jormp-Jomp from '30 Rock'? Yeah, that's our reality now.

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That Story About Robbie Williams And Jimmy Page Is Likely BS
That Story About Robbie Williams And Jimmy Page Is Likely BS

Surprise! The media isn't very good.

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5 Rock Concerts That Turned Into Hilarious Disasters
5 Rock Concerts That Turned Into Hilarious Disasters

Things get easier when you make it big ... but the disasters get bigger, too.

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Here's The Creepy Backstory Behind 'Hey There Delilah'
Here's The Creepy Backstory Behind 'Hey There Delilah'

Let's just let this poor woman rest.

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'Neckbeard Deathcamp' Is The Protest Band We Need Right Now
'Neckbeard Deathcamp' Is The Protest Band We Need Right Now

Pure, simple, unfiltered mockery.

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Reggae Black Panther's The Craziest Thing You'll See All Day
Reggae Black Panther's The Craziest Thing You'll See All Day

God bless you, Spice, for this service to thirsty nerds everywhere.

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5 Famous Songs That Mean The Opposite Of What You Think
5 Famous Songs That Mean The Opposite Of What You Think

Most songs are about boning.

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The Crazy Implications Of A Gorillaz/Powerpuff Crossover
The Crazy Implications Of A Gorillaz/Powerpuff Crossover

Ace, the new Gorillaz band member, might just destroy our reality.

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6 WTF Post-Fame Lives of One-Hit Wonders
6 WTF Post-Fame Lives of One-Hit Wonders

Some one-hit wonders refuse to go quietly into the night.

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5 Depraved Things You See Working Backstage At Concerts
5 Depraved Things You See Working Backstage At Concerts

Pro tip: you don't want to be the venue worker who doesn't recognize My Chemical Romance.

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6 Absolutely Godawful Follow-Ups To Hit Novelty Songs
6 Absolutely Godawful Follow-Ups To Hit Novelty Songs

Having your novelty song go big is bittersweet, which is why it's no wonder that most bands follow them up a with some weird, embarrassing, desperate stuff.

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6 Movie Soundtracks With Secrets You Totally Missed
6 Movie Soundtracks With Secrets You Totally Missed

How awesome is John Williams? So awesome that he used musical notation to tell us that Anakin and Padme boning will eventually lead to galactic genocide.

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