It's true: Some of the biggest names in music history almost never had a chance to shine.
With nobody telling the musicians that they should probably stick to musicianing, we ended up with adventures in idiocy such as these.
I got drunk, and when I woke up I decided to do an article about the five best changed lyrics in music history.
Happiness is better than anger, so here are five golden nuggets I found while panning the Internet.
Sometimes comedy doesn't require a one-liner.
Let's explore the five times artists changed lyrics in a way that deserves derision, scorn, and abuse!
If last week's column taught me anything, it's that no one is reading this.
I listened to a lot of bad music to bring you this list.
You know what they say, be careful about meeting your heroes because they're probably horrible monster-people.
Who knows when and how death's grim hand will come to us? Musicians, apparently.
The four singers on this list, as unspeakably talented as they all may be, have long rap sheets for offenses related to the crime of storming off in a huff when things onstage start going awry.
Overzealous fans can be an endless source of income for a successful band.
You can't stop the beat. But boy did we want to.
Sometimes no amount of censorship and lyric changes can mask the fact that a song was simply intended for an adult audience only.