Cracked Archive - Music
5 Musicians I Enjoy (And I Think You Might Too)
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- By William Kuechenberg
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13 Celebrities Who Must Be Stopped Before They Rap Again
Everybody raps along in the car, but not everyone records their embarrassment for posterity. Here are 13 celebrities who need to drop the mic -- permanently.
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 More Garbage Conspiracy Theories Spreading Right Now
Time to flush these BS stories down the drain.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Sting's Origin For Stalker Anthem 'Every Breath You Take' Keeps Changing
Leave it to Sting to make pop love overcomplicated and confusing.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Ways Japan's Women Warriors Carved Their Place In History
There were just so many badass onna-musha throughout history, and every one of them deserves her own high-budget movie.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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12 Music Videos That Are Even Creepier Than Anybody Remembers
These 12 music videos are the opposite of fine wine -- they just keep getting cringier with age.
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- By Matt Solomon
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How Trent Reznor Became The Alternative John Williams
You might think you haven’t listened to Trent Reznor’s music since 1999, but if you’ve seen Disney’s latest offering, you have.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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14 Incredibly Successful Actors Who’d Rather Be In A Band
All musicians want to be movie stars. And movie stars? All things being equal, they’d rather be in a band.
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- By Matt Solomon
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Surprise, Surprise: Pop Music is Getting Sadder
The average pop song today is actually more aggressive than any given ‘70s punk song.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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We've Learned How Ancient Greek Music Sounded (And It Goes Hard)
Throw up those Minotaur horns.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Time Black Sabbath Couldn't Find Ozzy Osbourne
Doing drugs isn’t a game, kids. Unless you’re into metal, then it definitely is.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Reasons All Modern Pop Music Sounds The Same
It's not an accident Ed Sheeran's gremlin warble follows you around every business on Earth.
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- By William Kuechenberg
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Elton John Started Dressing Like That on a Dare
He was rocking that Angela Chase look way back in the ‘70s, so you can’t say he wasn’t always ahead of his time.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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'Aly & Aj' Release Expletive-Filled Version of Disney Channel Jam, 'Potential Breakup Song'
Aly & Aj are back -- and not afraid of dropping an f-bomb or 2
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- By Carly Tennes
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There's A 'Pete Best' Of The Spice Girls (And It Got Catty)
She made Posh Spice swear.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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