Cracked Archive - Music

Congrats To Newcomer Bob Dylan For His First Billboard No. 1 Hit
This kid is going places.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
18
Public Enemy Committed A Really Long-Form April Fools Prank
April Fools Day is 'cancelled,' so here's 'April Flav Chuck Day' instead.
- Authors
- By Isaac Cabe
- Published
- Comments
-
21
Jeremy Renner Will Save Us All With The Power Of Adult Contemporary Rock
Renner is here to deliver
- Authors
- By Luis Prada
- Published
- Comments
-
3
Musicians Are Already Being Inspired By The Coronavirus Quarantine
Are you more into discovid or skarantine?
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
21
Sign up for the Cracked Newsletter
Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox!
Dropkick Murphys Keeping St. Paddy's Day Concert Alive With Free Stream
This coronavirus stuff is a perfect storm for what could be the lamest St. Patrick's Day ever. Enter the Dropkick Murphys.
- Authors
- By Isaac Cabe
- Published
- Comments
-
0
In Belgium, The Mortal Kombat Theme Is A Whole Music Genre
Rave over here!
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
17
Reminder: This Is The God-King Of YouTube Videos
Yes, this is the only video On YouTube that matters.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
10
Billie Eilish Doesn't Get The Van Halen Mural On My Van
Time stops for no one, but my van is immortal.
- Authors
- By Luis Prada
- Published
- Comments
-
0
A Vengeful Taylor Swift Unleashes Hell (And Tweens)
Those who control the master tapes control the world.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
0
Kanye Is Removing All The Hecking Cusses From His Tracks
Misogyny's still fine, though.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
0
Plenty Of Songs Still Work If You Remove Every Other Beat
Move your foot to the beat, singular.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
21
Watch Whitney Houston's Ghost- Uh, Hologram, In Concert
The upcoming Whitney Houston hologram world tour is the ghoulish concert even we've been waiting for?
- Authors
- By Luis Prada
- Published
- Comments
-
0
Rock Bands Keep Playing In MMOs, Because The Future Is Weird
Think cyberpunk, but dumb cyberpunk.
- Authors
- By Luis Prada
- Published
- Comments
-
0
Now It Is Time To Meet Iceland's BDSM Synth-Punk Band
And they're bringing their message of whips and chains worldwide.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
-
40