Cracked Archive - Music

5 Things Your Favorite Band Does to Exploit You

Overzealous fans can be an endless source of income for a successful band.


4 Concept Albums That Completely Botch Their Own Concept

You can't stop the beat. But boy did we want to.


5 Inappropriate Children's Versions of Famous Hit Songs

Sometimes no amount of censorship and lyric changes can mask the fact that a song was simply intended for an adult audience only.


The 4 Most Depressing Unknown Final Chapters of Famous Bands

Some people just can't let bands disappear quietly.


The 4 Reasons We Fall in Love With a Piece of Pop Culture

If you've found yourself obsessing over pop culture, this is probably why.


20 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden on Famous Albums

A good easter egg makes things infinitely more awesome.


5 Subtle Clues Your Favorite Band Secretly Sucks

If your favorite band or musician has never quite gotten the recognition you think they deserve, give this article a quick read.


4 Ways Rock Stars and Teen Pop Stars Are Exactly the Same

The bands you grew up listening to would never do any of that Disney Channel bullshit, right? Wrong.


6 Hit Songs You Won't Believe Are Insulting Celebrities

Some of the most famous songs in history were written as direct insults to actual people.


5 Things You Learn Being A Children's Rock Star

A look behind the scenes of life in a rock band for kids.


5 Insane Lost Verses That Change the Meaning of Famous Songs

There are often dark secrets hiding in the lines your favorite musicians cut from famous songs.


5 Signs That Prove Jay-Z Is Turning into Kanye West

To put it bluntly, Jay-Z has become the 'Kanye West


The 5 Worst Kinds of Album Every Music Fan Has Bought

Sometimes you open that box and the disc inside just isn't what you ordered, and you didn't think they could find a way to ruin such a nominally straightforward experience.


4 Reasons Blink-182's Singer Was Clearly Abducted by Aliens

The sudden and dramatic personality shift of Blink-182's Tom DeLonge is one of the greatest mysteries in modern music, second only to the truth about Kurt Cobain's suicide and the identity of the blind goblin responsible for dressing Miley Cyrus.