Cracked Archive - Music

The Bizarre (And Terrible) Singing Career Of Clint Eastwood
Sometimes actors can sing ... sometimes they can't.
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- By Cedric Voets
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How Do You Fix A Racist Ice Cream Truck Jingle? Call RZA
This banger is anything but vanilla.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Thousands Of Maskless Motorcyclists Risk Their Health For ... Smash Mouth?
Our world's on fire, and these guys are making it worse.
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- By Dan Duddy
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America Isn't Ready For A Eurovision-Style Contest
Not enough pomp, too much circumstance.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Goodbye American TikTok, We Hardly Knew Ye
A roundup of an absurd experiment in youth culture.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Lana Del Rey's Album Of Spoken Word Poetry Is ... Not Good
Hopefully, this will be the tipping point that forces us all to acknowledge that this lady is nothing more than 35-year-old edgelord
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Drake's New Arabic Accent Misfires Hilariously
Someone needs to go back to Duolingo and start over.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Behold, Donald Glover's Lost, Hilarious TV Show Theme Songs
This truly is the darkest timeline.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Black Creators Who Got Their Material Stolen
How ballsy do you have to be to steal two songs from one artist and put it on the same album?
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- By Archie Grimm
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‘Baby Got Back' Has a Surprising Anti-Violence Message
It actually has a message that a lot of people were kicking around in 1992 ...
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Some People Want A New National Anthem; We Have Some Suggestions
Take off your hat and stand proud. The Top Gun theme is playing.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The Bonkers Beef Of The 'Boyz-n-the-Hood' Wikipedia Page
Bless those weird corners of the Internet.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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White Band Sues To Use A Black Singer's Name -- To Show They AREN'T Racist
Lady Antebellum is proving to be racist in more than just their name.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Vanilla Ice's Concert Might Kill Us All
Death, Death, Baby.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Backstreet Boys Need You To Know About Their Farts
They basically farted in your ear.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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