Cracked Archive - Music

5 Meaningless Songs Everyone Thinks Are Deep (Part 3)
5 Meaningless Songs Everyone Thinks Are Deep (Part 3)

Claiming to personally know a song's true meaning, it turns out, is just setting yourself up for disappointment.

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5 Classic Songs Everyone Forgets Had Insane Music Videos
5 Classic Songs Everyone Forgets Had Insane Music Videos

These songs were great, but how did their insane videos elude the pop culture history books?

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7 Musicians Whose Trademark Looks Were Hiding Something
7 Musicians Whose Trademark Looks Were Hiding Something

Sometimes an iconic trademark came about less by design and more by necessity.

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6 Musicians Who Made Entire Albums Just To Say F#@k You
6 Musicians Who Made Entire Albums Just To Say F#@k You

It turns out some petty squabbles live on forever in album form.

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5 Tribute Albums that Don't Realize How Insulting They Are
5 Tribute Albums that Don't Realize How Insulting They Are

A tribute is supposed to be respectful. You already knew that, but the people you'll read about on this list clearly did not.

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5 Disturbing Messages That Always Show Up in Love Songs
5 Disturbing Messages That Always Show Up in Love Songs

Despite our endless harmonious yammering, we still write song after song from messed-up viewpoints that make it clear we actually have no clue what love is.

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6 Of the Happiest Songs Ever (Are About Death)
6 Of the Happiest Songs Ever (Are About Death)

Some songs about what's traditionally the saddest of all possible subject matter come out sounding like feel-good party anthems.

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6 Hit Songs That Destroyed the Bands They Made Famous
6 Hit Songs That Destroyed the Bands They Made Famous

Your favorite song might be the one the band hates the most.

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The 5 Least Anticipated Albums of 2015
The 5 Least Anticipated Albums of 2015

It's 2015! That means all sorts of fun new things will be happening. Music will not be one of those things.

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6 Celebrities You Didn't Know Had Ridiculous Music Careers
6 Celebrities You Didn't Know Had Ridiculous Music Careers

Sometimes, an entertainer's musical side job reveals a whole other side of their personality.

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8 Vintage Christmas Carols (That Are All About F#@king)
8 Vintage Christmas Carols (That Are All About F#@king)

It turns out Christmas carols riddled with double entendre have actually been around for decades.

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The 4 Hidden Downsides of Life in a Rock Band
The 4 Hidden Downsides of Life in a Rock Band

Anyone can guess what the fun part of being in a band entails. The pain-in-the-ass part, on the other hand, is more unknown.

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4 Kinds of Lyrics That (Almost) Always Ruin the Song
4 Kinds of Lyrics That (Almost) Always Ruin the Song

There are certain things songwriters do that seem almost guaranteed to produce a bad song, but they keep doing it.

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