Tell Us Now: 19 Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

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Tell Us Now: 19 Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

We asked Cracked readers on Facebook, “What's the funniest song lyric you've misheard?” Unsurprisingly, we all have trouble understanding Michael Jackson and Pearl Jam's lyrics. Here are 19 responses that'll be hard to unhear…

... TELL US NOW. SAD BUT TRUE BY METALLICA Actual lyrics: Sad but true As a kid, Jacob E. heard, Cyber-Troooooll CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. SMOOTH CRIMINAL BY MICHAEL JACKSON Actual lyrics: So, Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie? One reader heard, So, Eddie, are you walking? Are you walking, Eddie? CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. D AR DR SUGAR WE'RE GOIN DOWN BY FALL OUT BOY Actual lyrics: A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it Cassie M. heard, A loaded god complex, cock eating bullet CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. stacion connwritor TINY DANCER BY ELTON JOHN Actual lyrics: Hold me closer, tiny dancer Matthew K. heard: Hold me closer, Tony Danza CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. PURPLE HAZE BY THE JIMI HENDRIX EXPERIENCE Actual lyrics: Scuse me while I kiss the sky Joshua В. heard, Excuse me while I kiss this guy CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. YOU WERE MEANT FOR ME BY JEWEL Actual lyrics: I got my eggs, I got my pancakes too. Kim В. found out the lyrics weren't, I got my AIDS, I got my backaches too after singing out loud in front of a friend, who did an actual spit take. CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. LIVIN' ON A PRAYER BY BON JOVI Actual lyrics: It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not Al D. heard, It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. rise inch nails the dovemward spiral HURT BY NINE INCH NAILS Actual lyrics: What have I become? My sweetest friend Sean D. heard What have I become? My Swedish friend CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. GANGHAM STYLE BY PSY Actual lyrics: Oppan Gangnam Style Sean D. heard Open condom style CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. SECRET AGENT MAN THE SNAKE IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR UPTIGHT I CAN'T HELP MYSELF RESPECT SECRET AGENT MAN BY JOHNNY RIVERS Actual lyrics: Secret Agent Man Karen S.'s sister heard: Secret Asian Man CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. BLINDED BY THE LIGHT BY MANFRED MANN'S EARTH BAND Actual lyrics: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night Chris G. heard: Wrapped up in a douche, next to a boner and a knight CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. BILLIE JEAN BY MICHAEL JACKSON Actual lyrics: People always told me be careful of what you do And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts Mike S. heard: People always told me be careful what you do, And don't go around smelling young girls' farts CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. EVERYTIME YOU GO AWAY BY PAUL YOUNG Actual lyrics: Every time you go away You take a piece of me with you Steven M's partner heard: Every time you go away You take a piece of meat with you CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. BLANK SPACE BY TAYLOR SWIFT Actual lyrics: Got a long list of ex-lovers Nikki В. heard, Gotta love these Starbucks lovers CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. VITALOGY BETTER MAN BY PEARL JAM Actual lyrics: Can't find a better man Joe M. heard Can't find the butter, man and wondered why he couldn't just go buy some more. CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN BY BEASTIE BOYS Actual lyrics: No sleep till Brooklyn When Carl W.'s son was 4, he heard: No sleep till broccoli Не thought it was a song about eating your vegetables with dinner. CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. BEAST OF BURDEN BY THE ROLLING STONES Actual lyrics: I'll never be your beast of burden Robert R heard: I'll never leave your pizza burning CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. Angels Cry CARRY ON BY ANGRA Wagner S. says, I didn't know English back then, so I looked up in the dictionary as 'carrion,' the decaying flesh of animals. I thought the whole song was about dead animals. CRACKED.COM

... TELL US NOW. ADDICTED TO LOVE BY ROBERT PALMER Actual lyrics: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love. Ryan А. thought the song was about a guy named Midas, Midas, well, face it, you're addicted to love. CRACKED.COM

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