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Ke Huy Quan's Short Round Should Be Indiana Jones' Successor
Time to show a forgotten character some love, Dr. Jones.
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- By JM McNab
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'Fantastic Beasts' Continues China's Trend Of Censoring Gay Characters
Dumbledore joins Freddie Mercury and Ross' ex-wife from 'Friends' in being de-gayed by China.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Harry Potter Is A Millionaire, And The Story Keeps Ignoring This
Buy your OWN elite broom, Harry.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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'Stranger Things' Season 4's Weird Connection To An Awful ‘90s Horror Movie
Now is as good a time as any to rewatch ‘Amityville Horror 6.’
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- By JM McNab
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15 Harry Potter Plot Holes You Could Fly a Broom Through
The wizarding world is such a complicated place that it was bound to get swallowed up in a Devil’s Snare of contradictions.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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How 'Scream's Mask Was Inspired By 1930s Cartoons (Not That Munch Painting)
It was the designer's love for Betty Boop cartoons that provided inspiration for the iconic mask that would eventually be worn by so many lame boyfriends.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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'Fantastic Beasts' Forgot To Do The Thing That Made 'Harry Potter' Succeed
'Harry Potter' movies without childlike wonder are like 'Fast & Furious' ones without cars.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Let's Talk About If 'Sonic 2' Is Actually Worth Seeing
Everything you always wanted to know about the 'Sonic 2' movie but were afraid to Google.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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The Perfect Movie In Case You Need To Puke For Some Reason (AKA Titane) (LIVESTREAM)
It'll do the trick!
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- By Jesse, Jordan Breeding, Bryan Slack
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Absolutely Nobody Is Seeing ‘Morbius’ Judging From Ticket Sales
Word of mouth was like garlic to this movie.
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- By JM McNab
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Netflix's 'Metal Lords' Has An Easter Egg Hiding In That Ed Sheeran Song
The more you know.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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4 TV Celeb Guest Spots That Aged Horribly
Celebrity cameos don’t always look so great decades later.
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- By JM McNab
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'Field Of Dreams' Is The Most Disturbing Baseball Movie Ever
More like Field of NIGHTMARES.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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'Jurassic Park' Taught Us All The Wrong Things About T-Rexes
Actual T-Rexes were more terrifying AND more fabulous than Spielberg told us.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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The Creepy Robin Williams Storyline ‘Hook’ Glosses Over
Christmas dinner must have been awkward.
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- By JM McNab
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