Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Breaking News: The Terminator Can Totally Have Sex

It's all in James Cameron's diaries!


The 'Game Of Thrones' Dudes Aren't Making Star Wars Anymore

If you were hoping to see more incest in Star Wars, we're sorry.


Netflix's Testing Running Movies And Shows, Like, Super Fast

Time to watch movies as if all of the characters are on cocaine!


Gwyneth Paltrow Also Can't Wait For Her To Be Done Acting

She doesn’t want to be on set anymore than you do.


10 Criminally Underrated Horror Films To Watch This year

Maybe check out one of these scary flicks.


6 Horror Movies That Almost Got Bonkers Sequels

Horror movies and unnecessary sequels go hand-in-severed-hand.


6 Crazy Complex Horror Movie Easter Eggs Audiences Missed

Halloween is a great time of year to obsess over horror movies.


Watch Out Virgins, 'Hocus Pocus 2' is Coming

Good news for fans of Bette Midler and the Dark Arts.


6 'Dumb' Horror Movies (That Aren't)

Even some of the most seemingly uncomplicated horror films have surprisingly deep meanings.


HBO's 'Watchmen' Universe Is Even Weirder Than We Thought

If you thought the TV show was confusing, this will either help or make things way worse.


10 Halloween 2019 Costume Ideas For Extremely Lazy People

Making elaborate costumes can be a real pain in the butt.


Never Forget There Was A Freddy Krueger Greatest Hits Album

This music is a nightmare! Hey-yo!


Even Elton John Hated The New 'Lion King'

And not just because it took attention away from


5 Stories That Prove Stanley Kubrick Was A Maniac

You can't sum up how loony this guy was with examples of his sadism alone.


Why Are All The Vampires Dating Teenagers?

We're not sure just who to blame for pop culture's obsession with vampires.