Sometimes people put foreign languages in movies. Aside from this being treasonously un-American, they hardly ever do it right.
Why do some filmmakers try to turn their kung fu masterpiece into something more? Apparently to make us lose our shit laughing.
Kids: Use Your Comic Book Prize to Fight Gorillas!
Hey, you can't let something like a little death get in the way. There's money to be made
Writing movies is hard. Mainly because you, the audience, are so demanding. That's why we end up with such convoluted plots as these.
While it's important to come up with a cool character, the true test of a superhero is how well they're able to stay in that character ...
For every wholesome lesson about sharing and togetherness, there's at least one deeply disturbing reference writers have managed to slip past the censors. And some times, it's not exactly subtle.
In reality, every movie you've seen in the last 10 years has just been different scenes of 'Forrest Gump' set on a loop.
Remember: Mindless creatures that feed on human flesh shouldn't factor into your business plan, Ever.
We sent Rod Hilton to check out the newest Twilight flick and summarize it for us. We hope you can forgive us someday, Rod.