Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

The 5 Stupidest Ways Movies Deal With Foreign Languages

Sometimes people put foreign languages in movies. Aside from this being treasonously un-American, they hardly ever do it right.


6 Baffling Flaws in Famous Sci-Fi Technology

In the course of trying to dazzle us with their fancy spaceships and battle vehicles, sometimes Hollywood forgets to make sense.


6 Movie Heroes Who Actually Made Things Worse

Seriously, can you even call these people heroes?


Why do some filmmakers try to turn their kung fu masterpiece into something more? Apparently to make us lose our shit laughing.


5 Comic Book Ads that Tried to Get Your Children Killed

Kids: Use Your Comic Book Prize to Fight Gorillas!


6 Insane Attempts to Make Movies Starring Dead Movie Stars

Hey, you can't let something like a little death get in the way. There's money to be made


6 Movie Plots That Could Have Been Solved In Minutes

Writing movies is hard. Mainly because you, the audience, are so demanding. That's why we end up with such convoluted plots as these.


How to Create a Plausible Superhero Origin Story [COMIC]

While it's important to come up with a cool character, the true test of a superhero is how well they're able to stay in that character ...


The 6 Creepiest Things Ever Slipped Into Children's Cartoons

For every wholesome lesson about sharing and togetherness, there's at least one deeply disturbing reference writers have managed to slip past the censors. And some times, it's not exactly subtle.


5 Annoying Trends That Make Every Movie Look the Same

In reality, every movie you've seen in the last 10 years has just been different scenes of 'Forrest Gump' set on a loop.


Understanding the Allure of 'Shark Week' [COMIC]

how to navigate a conversation with the sort of person who believes this is a subject worthy of deconstruction ...


The Lifespan of Every TV Show Ever [COMIC]

Every TV show follows a certain downward spiral.


6 Evil Corporations in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)

Remember: Mindless creatures that feed on human flesh shouldn't factor into your business plan, Ever.


Why don't you...try it on for me [COMIC]

Th ... thanks.


If 'Eclipse' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

We sent Rod Hilton to check out the newest Twilight flick and summarize it for us. We hope you can forgive us someday, Rod.