Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

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15 Ways They Could Get People to Actually Watch TV Again

Our generation spends more time on the internet and gaming then they do just about everything else. Hell, you're probably on the internet right now. As a result, ratings are down all over, so the question is, what would the networks have to do to get us to watch again? Some ideas, courtesy of the generation they're losing.

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The 10 Most Shameless Product Placements in Movie History

If they have to show a Pepsi label now and then so Will Smith can keep the heat on in his home, we're fine with that. But don't rewrite the damned movie to work the product into the plot.

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The 7 Crappiest 'Super Heroes' In Comic Book History

Some ideas for 'super heroes' should have never been spoken aloud, and when they were the creator should have been laughed out of the room, preferably through a tenth story window.

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Doing chores, going to church, caring for your child; all things that get in the way of your recreational drug use. Here are the devices discreet stoners would invent if they weren't so lazy.

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