ROBERT PATTINSON: Don't worry Kristen, I will protect you by hurling you against a wall and into a glass table!
'My Spidey-sense is tingling... due to the awesomeness of OfficeMax!'
Mental illness is one of those issues that not even smart people have a good grasp of. So we probably shouldn't be surprised that Hollywood's treatment of it is about as informed and respectful as showing up drunk to a stranger's funeral and crapping in the casket.
Michael and DOB take you on a guided tour of all thirteen groundbreaking episodes on one face melting page.
She even filled her breast implants with club soda to add the risk of carbonated explosion to her front flipping, which was the main non-pterodactyl way she traveled. Wonder Woman is awesome, and these are her adventures.
2012 is like watching a Special Olympics weightlifting event.
Even if you're perfectly healthy and have never had a mental illness or dropped acid, your brain can mess with you in a terrifying variety of ways.
Take a giant gorilla to New York City and put him on display? What could possibly go wrong?
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If it wasn't for Hollywood making a bunch of well-meaning but ham-handed and accidentally racist films, why, the rest of us would have never learned our lessons! Hail our conquering heroes, the real champions of equality in America.
Believe it or not, there are actually Star Wars stories so terrible they do more damage to the source material than Jar Jar Binks could have ever hoped to.