20 Facts About 'Terminator 2: Judgment Day' (Besides the Fact We Love It)
As we, the Cracked Monks, were walking and philosophizing through the labyrinthian hallways of the Cracked Secret Library, you know, looking through the ancient scrolls, glimpsing the hermetic knowledge, laughing at those dumbasses in Doctor Strange movies and Borges short stories for how lame their collections are when compared to ours, we discovered one thing. To our astonishment, we have no Pictofact on sweet, sweet Terminator 2 facts. As you can imagine, this caused quite a stir in the Cracked Sanctuary of All Things James Cameron (Except Avatar). Thus, we immediately got to monastic work, and this is where the joke ends, we have no idea how to continue it, whatever, Terminator 2 facts!
Now, Terminator 2 is awesome. Of course, you know this, but seriously, when was the last time you truly stopped to ponder just how awesome it is? Except for that goofy-looking composited dummy that flies out of the tanker and that now you won’t be able to unsee, the movie is perfect, its script is flawless, its action is the still unsurpassed stuff of legends, and every performance is a fully-committed marvel. Hell, it is so perfect that Dark Fallen Fate Kingdom -- whatever, the most recent one, could only try to squeeze in some sort of relevance for itself by killing off John Connor, which is textbook twattage. Terminator 2 is the absolute peak of the sci-fi action genre, there are few movies there that come close, and so we just had to right this wrong. So here, check out our latest addition to shelves of The Cracked Temple of the Sum of All Knowledge (Except for Avatar, okay, maybe also Avatar).