Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
As much as I think 2012 was a great year for movies, it's also another in a long line of years where some of my favorite types of movies were absent.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- January 11, 2013
These are the sequels that seem like they were written by someone whose only knowledge of the original came from overhearing a drunk hobo explain the plot an hour before their assignment was due.
- By Anthony Scibelli
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- January 11, 2013
Sometimes, real life does in fact resemble a Michael Bay movie, only minus the giant robots (usually).
- By Xavier Jackson
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- January 09, 2013
Actors are crazy, yes, but these actors adopted a special kind of "woo-hoo" and turned it into genius.
- By Carl Hoff
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- January 06, 2013
We see a problem, make an excuse for it, and forget about the problem. But the problem still exists.
- By Gladstone
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- January 02, 2013
Here are six locations with more robust IMDb pages (and better managers, apparently) than 80 percent of Hollywood.
- By Erik Germ
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- December 28, 2012
While most Christmas things are presents for the kids, cartoon Christmas episodes are presents for the parents: They're the only sure way to get the kids to just sit down for a bit, sweetie, Mommy and Daddy are very tired. Which may be why parents in the 1980s didn't notice that their kids were watching solid crazy.
- By Luke McKinney
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- December 27, 2012
Without further ado, let's see the genital-shriveling ways your favorite characters celebrate the holidays.
- By Mark Hill
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- December 24, 2012
The problem with most tween TV, beyond the obvious, is the depressing and unfortunate world each one presents and never acknowledges.
- By Felix Clay
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- December 20, 2012
Despite originally airing in the early '80s and having a shamelessly implausible cartoon premise, this cartoon managed to correctly predict more trends in the modern world than most serious speculative fiction novels.
- By Chapman Templer
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- December 20, 2012
We suspect that the real reason we aren't privy to movie character plans out front is because, most of the time, they'd sound pretty stupid if you said them out loud.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- December 19, 2012
In general, we have zero expectations about the quality of television programming. This goes double for game shows.
- By E. Reid Ross, Meg Anastasia
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- December 15, 2012
hanks so much for tearing my baby out of me with your mouth and turning me into this dead man-hunting monster.
- By The Editing Room
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- December 14, 2012
Apparently, there are parts of Superman's character that may seem random or even stupid to you, but offer surprising benefits, according to science.
- By Paul K Pickett
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- December 08, 2012
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