Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

4 Reality Shows Too Awesome to Actually Exist
4 Reality Shows Too Awesome to Actually Exist

Every week, a bunch of Reality TV show editors receive hours of raw footage and edit together the most compelling story. These are the stories they should be making.

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 6 Sensible Things You Should Never Do in a Zombie Outbreak
6 Sensible Things You Should Never Do in a Zombie Outbreak

If you have any kind of active fantasy life, you've got at least a vague idea of what you're going to do when society turns into zombies. We're here to tell you those are all bad ideas. All of them.

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5 True Stories Cut from Movies for Being Too Unrealistic
5 True Stories Cut from Movies for Being Too Unrealistic

Here are some mind-blowing moments from real life that Hollywood decided were too fantastic, even for their movies.

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4 Memos from the Most Bafflingly Evil Movie Corporation
4 Memos from the Most Bafflingly Evil Movie Corporation

The Umbrella Corporation is the most stupidly evil corporation in history.

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6 Ironic Coincidences Behind the Scenes of Famous Movies
6 Ironic Coincidences Behind the Scenes of Famous Movies

Get your tinfoil hats ready, because these can't just be a coincidence.

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The Most Baffling Subtitles in Foreign Action Movie History
The Most Baffling Subtitles in Foreign Action Movie History

When I got into foreign action movies as a kid in the '90s, subtitling was a job we gave to alcoholic head trauma victims to make them feel useful to society again. Those jobs, like many, have since moved online.

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4 Horror Movie Villains That Aren't Scaring Us Anymore
4 Horror Movie Villains That Aren't Scaring Us Anymore

I write screenplays that feature none of this crap, so it can be done! Please buy my screenplay. Or just don't make these movies. Whatevs.

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If 'Dark Knight Rises' Was 10 Times Shorter and More Honest
If 'Dark Knight Rises' Was 10 Times Shorter and More Honest

'I had a speech prepared to talk about Aaron Eckhart, but then I realized it would be the film's third podium speech in less than nine minutes.'

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The 5 Most Bafflingly Racist Shows on TV Right Now
The 5 Most Bafflingly Racist Shows on TV Right Now

It's hard to believe in this day, but you can actually find shows creeping around that seem to not just exist in a vacuum, but revel in just how intolerant or ignorant of race they are.

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6 Movies That Actually Deserve a Remake
6 Movies That Actually Deserve a Remake

Instead of remaking good films that everyone enjoyed, we should be remaking movies that weren't very good.

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5 Old Children's Cartoons Way Darker Than Most Horror Movies
5 Old Children's Cartoons Way Darker Than Most Horror Movies

As it turns out, some of the most nightmarish cartoons predate even your grandparents/

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The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movies of the Decade
The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movies of the Decade

Here now are unintentionally hilarious movies -- movies that missed the mark so widely all you can do is cackle through confused tears of joy, delighted by the raw, stupid chaos of the void.

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6 Crucial Movie Scenes That Never Made It Out of the Script
6 Crucial Movie Scenes That Never Made It Out of the Script

Well look at that, it's not the writer's fault after all!

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5 Celebrity Instructional Videos They'd Like You to Forget
5 Celebrity Instructional Videos They'd Like You to Forget

These celebrities just couldn't turn down the chance to whore themselves out for ridiculous instructional videos that, deep down, they knew would help no one except future comedy writers.

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The 6 Most Needlessly Dangerous Jackie Chan Stunts
The 6 Most Needlessly Dangerous Jackie Chan Stunts

One of the reasons Jackie Chan movies are so amazing is that he replaces Hollywood magic with balls. However, like all balls, Jackie's didn't always make sense.

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