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Every week, a bunch of Reality TV show editors receive hours of raw footage and edit together the most compelling story. These are the stories they should be making.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- September 07, 2012
If you have any kind of active fantasy life, you've got at least a vague idea of what you're going to do when society turns into zombies. We're here to tell you those are all bad ideas. All of them.
- By Seanbaby
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- September 04, 2012
Here are some mind-blowing moments from real life that Hollywood decided were too fantastic, even for their movies.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- September 04, 2012
The Umbrella Corporation is the most stupidly evil corporation in history.
- By Luke McKinney
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- August 30, 2012
Get your tinfoil hats ready, because these can't just be a coincidence.
- By Diana McCallum, Howard L.
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- August 30, 2012
When I got into foreign action movies as a kid in the '90s, subtitling was a job we gave to alcoholic head trauma victims to make them feel useful to society again. Those jobs, like many, have since moved online.
- By Robert Brockway
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- August 29, 2012
I write screenplays that feature none of this crap, so it can be done! Please buy my screenplay. Or just don't make these movies. Whatevs.
- By Ian Fortey
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- August 27, 2012
'I had a speech prepared to talk about Aaron Eckhart, but then I realized it would be the film's third podium speech in less than nine minutes.'
- By The Editing Room
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- August 23, 2012
It's hard to believe in this day, but you can actually find shows creeping around that seem to not just exist in a vacuum, but revel in just how intolerant or ignorant of race they are.
- By Ian Fortey
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- August 18, 2012
Instead of remaking good films that everyone enjoyed, we should be remaking movies that weren't very good.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- August 16, 2012
As it turns out, some of the most nightmarish cartoons predate even your grandparents/
- By Vincent Pall, Dustin Koski, Jim Ciscell
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- August 16, 2012
Here now are unintentionally hilarious movies -- movies that missed the mark so widely all you can do is cackle through confused tears of joy, delighted by the raw, stupid chaos of the void.
- By RiffTrax
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- August 15, 2012
Well look at that, it's not the writer's fault after all!
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- August 13, 2012
These celebrities just couldn't turn down the chance to whore themselves out for ridiculous instructional videos that, deep down, they knew would help no one except future comedy writers.
- By Robin Warder
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- August 12, 2012
One of the reasons Jackie Chan movies are so amazing is that he replaces Hollywood magic with balls. However, like all balls, Jackie's didn't always make sense.
- By Seanbaby
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- August 11, 2012
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