Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

6 Cartoon Characters Guys Secretly Find Sexy

Suffice it to say I had the weirdest boner during research for this.


16 Tiny Changes That Would Totally Fix Transformers Movies

The Transformers movies is when it dawned on us that Hollywood really was out to destroy our childhood.


4 Ridiculously Obsessive 'Star Wars' Fan Tributes Ever

Over the years, people have done some ridiculous things with the 'Star Wars' films in an attempt to put their own stamp on the movies they love.


Classic Movies That Had Awful Posters

Sometimes we hail a film as a classic for the ages, completely forgetting that the original poster looked like butt. Not even a good butt.


5 TV Commercials That Accidentally Made Life Look Depressing

Once in a while, a commercial accidentally shows you glimpses of the real world in such blunt and uncompromising ways, you'll think it was advertising Zoloft-flavored vodka.


5 Shockingly Insane 'Game of Thrones' Fanfiction Sex Scenes

These special people wrote some fan fiction that will make it impossible to ever watch 'Game of Thrones' again without feeling like you need a shower.


8 Horrifying Movie Props You Won't Believe You Could Buy

Out of their original context, many of these are pure nightmare fuel.


The Drunken Wisdom of Harry Potter

Because if LOTR taught us anything, it's that wizards in chemically altered states have all the answers.


23 Tiny Changes That Would Improve Famous Superhero Movies

Thanks to Hollywood, we're getting to relive our childhood with a slew of new superhero movies coming out every year. But, that doesn't mean these films are perfect.


4 Things That TV Commercials Will Never Show You

Commercials create a glaring absence. No matter how obviously unrealistic their short narrative is, there's still that one aspect of a food/gadget/service they never depict.


5 Signs You're Watching the Awesome Kind of Bad Movie

To achieve true good-badness, movies must follow a surprisingly complex series of rules.


5 Movies Plots Given Away by the Characters' Names

When it comes to fictional names, their main power is being able to spoil your favorite films harder and faster than 'Rosebud McItwashissled.'


If Every Kids' Show Got a Gritty Live-Action Reboot

What happens when Hollywood goes too far and turns its attention to the programing that became so near and dear to our hearts as children?