Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
'McMillion$' Is The Best Thing To Happen To McDonald's Since, Well, Monopoly
The timing couldn't be better for a Monopoly return.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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0 The Income Inequality Of 'Parasite' Is Way Lost On Rando Noodle Fans
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- By JM McNab
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5 Scenes Rightly Deleted From Classic Movies
Most deleted scenes were deleted with good reason.
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- By Pete Smith, Ryan Menezes
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Apparently Constance Wu Is A Decent Stripper
Constance Wu's stripper story is the Platonic ideal of method acting.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The First Vertically Shot Blockbuster Is Coming
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- By Luis Prada
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Let's All Stop Asking Harrison Ford About 'Star Wars'
Never tell him the odds are someone's going to ask him about Han Solo
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- By JM McNab
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Why Fan Theories Are Forcing A Bad Ending On BoJack Horseman
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Cameos That Did Not Work Out
It turns out, quick cameos are a lot more complicated than they seem.
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- By Adam Wears
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Universal Is Doing A 'Monster Mash' Movie, Hoping It Will Be A Graveyard Smash
A timeless classic gets the major motion picture treatment it deserves.
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- By Luis Prada
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That 'Unreleasable' Tom Holland Sci-Fi Movie Now Has A Release Date
Hey, they only spent 100 million dollars on it.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Why Superhero Movies Swing Between Success And Failure
Turns out, there's a reason superhero movies are either really good or really, really bad.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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The Dad From 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' Should Be In Prison
Rick Moranis will reprise his role as the worst father in movie history
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- By JM McNab
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Donald Trump Will Walk On Mars In An Upcoming Dean Cain Movie
It’s nonfiction, it just hasn’t happened yet.
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- By Luis Prada
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6 'Nice' Characters That Really Were Giant Dirtbags
It's time for these fictional characters to have some accountability.
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- By JM McNab
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