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5 Works of Art So Good, They Ruined Their Whole Genre
5 Works of Art So Good, They Ruined Their Whole Genre

Sometimes an artist creates a work of art so masterful, it simultaneously defines a style while shutting the door on others who would follow. Sure, people still try, but rarely can they succeed without their attempts being compared, unfavorably, to the masterpieces.

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7 Movies That Put Insane Detail into Stuff You Never Noticed
7 Movies That Put Insane Detail into Stuff You Never Noticed

We can't stress this enough: A horrifying amount of time and work go into things that will be forever unnoticed by everyone except a few members of the crew.

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5 Terrifying Implications of Surviving a Horror Movie
5 Terrifying Implications of Surviving a Horror Movie

Given what they just endured, the aftermath can be worse than the crap they just survived.

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6 Reasons 'Resident Evil' Movies Are Better than the Games
6 Reasons 'Resident Evil' Movies Are Better than the Games

Some gamers complain about the movies, which is proof that some gamers can whine about anything, even a company spending hundreds of millions of dollars hiring a supermodel to act out their most ridiculous fantasies.

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The 6 Most Accidentally Creepy Movie Romances
The 6 Most Accidentally Creepy Movie Romances

We've seen movies about aliens doing it with human women, 100-year-old vampires dating high school teens and Woody Allen hooking up with young starlets, among other unlikely atrocities. And yet, somehow, the writers always find new ways to top themselves.

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5 Life Lessons Learned from Old School Cartoons
5 Life Lessons Learned from Old School Cartoons

Entertainment can have value for any number of reasons, but if it can help you learn something while keeping you entertained, well that's even more awesome.

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5 Powerful Sci-Fi Technologies Wasted by Their Own Movies
5 Powerful Sci-Fi Technologies Wasted by Their Own Movies

How many times have we seen James Bond pick up some incredibly useful new technological gadget that ends up saving his life, only to completely forget it exists in his next movie? But it isn't just Bond -- action heroes do this all the time. What's worse, some of this tech could change the world.

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4 Ways Honey Boo Boo Redeemed Reality TV
4 Ways Honey Boo Boo Redeemed Reality TV

You may be under the impression, as so many are, that Honey Boo Boo, a show about a coupon-hoarding, belching mom, a nearly silent, tobacco chewing father, a pregnant teen and a hyperactive, chubby pageant princess (plus a pig) is the trashiest thing ever. But you are wrong!

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4 Reality Shows Too Awesome to Actually Exist
4 Reality Shows Too Awesome to Actually Exist

Every week, a bunch of Reality TV show editors receive hours of raw footage and edit together the most compelling story. These are the stories they should be making.

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 6 Sensible Things You Should Never Do in a Zombie Outbreak
6 Sensible Things You Should Never Do in a Zombie Outbreak

If you have any kind of active fantasy life, you've got at least a vague idea of what you're going to do when society turns into zombies. We're here to tell you those are all bad ideas. All of them.

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5 True Stories Cut from Movies for Being Too Unrealistic
5 True Stories Cut from Movies for Being Too Unrealistic

Here are some mind-blowing moments from real life that Hollywood decided were too fantastic, even for their movies.

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4 Memos from the Most Bafflingly Evil Movie Corporation
4 Memos from the Most Bafflingly Evil Movie Corporation

The Umbrella Corporation is the most stupidly evil corporation in history.

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6 Ironic Coincidences Behind the Scenes of Famous Movies
6 Ironic Coincidences Behind the Scenes of Famous Movies

Get your tinfoil hats ready, because these can't just be a coincidence.

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The Most Baffling Subtitles in Foreign Action Movie History
The Most Baffling Subtitles in Foreign Action Movie History

When I got into foreign action movies as a kid in the '90s, subtitling was a job we gave to alcoholic head trauma victims to make them feel useful to society again. Those jobs, like many, have since moved online.

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4 Horror Movie Villains That Aren't Scaring Us Anymore
4 Horror Movie Villains That Aren't Scaring Us Anymore

I write screenplays that feature none of this crap, so it can be done! Please buy my screenplay. Or just don't make these movies. Whatevs.

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