This Is The End Celebrities Ranked From Most To Least Moral

Which celebrities in 'This Is The End' ended up where on the morality spectrum?
This Is The End Celebrities Ranked From Most To Least Moral

It seems like yesterday, but the eschatological gross-out comedy This Is The End came out nearly ten years ago. The film gave us such classic moments as Arrested Development star Michael Cera deep in the throes of a cocaine bender, Rihanna slapping the hell out of a coked-out Michael Cera, and Michael Cera meeting a yayo-fueled death worthy of Tony Montana. (All of this happens within the very Michael Cera-centric first half hour.)

Indeed, the enduring appeal of This Is The End is A) the cast of Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, and Pineapple Express playing caricatures of themselves; and B) the rest of 2013 Hollywood screaming and falling into the underworld. But the questions remains – with a decade of hindsight, who comes out of This is The End looking the best? (Big brain answer: either Mindy Kaling because she dies immediately, or Jonah Hill because The Wolf of Wall Street would come out six months later.)

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM DANNY MCBRIDE THIS IS THEEND Obviously Danny goes at the bottom of the list. Danny eats all the food in the house, gets the porno mag all sticky, tries to murder everyone in the house and becomes the head of a cannibalistic cult. Oh yeah, he also eats Franco's face.
COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM MICHAEL CERA THIS IS THEEND Michael Cera makes this list. Не dies early on but if he had stayed I think it's safe to say he could've been the worst. Smacking Rhianna's ass? Screaming at people for stealing your coke and cellphone? Getting a BJ in an unlocked bathroom? Get it together, Cera.
COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM JONAH HILL THIS IS THEEND Jonah Hill does become a full demon in this film which has put him low on the list. His pretentious self righteous attitude and fake kindness are all a cover for someone who does things like pointing a loaded gun at everyone in the group.
COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM CHANNING TATUM THIS IS THEEND Poor Channing Tatum falls to Stockholm syndrome in this film sadly. Не becomes a cannibal sex slave for Danny Mcbride and dons a luchador mask. In the grand scheme hs not too bad, but he does resort to eating people. Not great.
COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM JAMES FRANCO THIS IS THEEND James dies from getting his face eaten in this film which is probably how he wanted to go anyway. Не isn't the worst person, but he does secretly hide food from the rest of the actors while Craig drinks his own urine. Also is it canon that he has sexual misconduct allegations in this universe?
COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM PARTY CELEBS THIS IS THEEND Paul Rudd, Aziz Ansari, Martin Starr, Kevin Hart, Rhianna, Mindy Kaling, Jason Segal andso on. These guys are all in the same standing as they all die at the same time. None of them do anything particularly bad, but they're names are google-heavy enough to make the list. They also all end up in hell landing them lower than those who make it to heaven.
COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM JAY BARUCHEL THIS IS THEEND Jay is as low as someone can be on the list who makes it to heaven. Не spends the entire movie being difficult and inciting arguments with all the LA types. Get off your high horse Jay, you're ALL IN HELL.
COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM EMMA WATSON THIS IS THEEND Emma is ok, she's just trying to survive. She's badass for surviving out in the open amongst the demons for SO long, and badass for threatening the cast of pineapple express with an axe. She loses points for stealing all the food in the house.
COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM SETH ROGAN THIS IS THEEND Seth really should've gone to heaven sooner than the end of the movie. Не really spends the whole movie being the core of the friend group but his selfishness can sometimes get the better of him. Не gets secret crackers from Franco and refuses to get water for the group when he draws the burnt match. Не does suggest the crew take all the drugs in the house which is nice though.
COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM CRAIG ROBINSON THIS IS THEEND Craig Robinson is the sweetest little sweetheart of this film. Не sacrifices his life to save the others 3 TIMES in the movie. Craig is SO good it makes you wonder why he's even there, other than that he gouged someone's eyes out and let Aziz Ansari die.


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