Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Casting For The Joe Exotic Biopic Is Suitably Bonkers
Two of the most narrative-controlling people on the planet hate each other, and they're getting a miniseries about them.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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20 This Wrestlemania, Hoo-Boy
Weird, even by WWE terms!
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- By Daniel Dockery
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HBO Is Opening Its Vaults For You, For Free
Social distancing is about to get slightly easier.
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- By Dan Duddy
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There's No Way 'Eleven' Got Her American Accent From 'Hannah Montana'
A Tennessee accent does nothing to help you play a kid with underdeveloped speech patterns in Indiana.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The First Movie About This Pandemic Looks Real Bad
A movie about a global pandemic ... set entirely in a cramped elevator.
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- By JM McNab
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Law & Order’s Best Character (And Worst Cop) Is Getting His Own Spin Off
Sure, let's give the guy who compulsively assaults every suspect MORE power.
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- By Luis Prada
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7 Celebs With Surprisingly Famous Relatives
Larry and Bernie, whodathunk?
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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A New Genre Of Podcasts Mirrors A 'Bojack Horseman Joke
And we're just supposed to pretend it isn't weird and sad.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Celeb Missives That Approach Public Access TV Territory
Quarantine has turned Hollywood into a public access free-for-all and it's gonna get weird.
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- By Dan Duddy
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That Scrapped Original 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' Script is Now an Adorable Cartoon
For those of you too lazy to read.
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- By JM McNab
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Theaters Are Worried About All Those Super-New Movies On Streaming
It's because of some combination of trolls and Coronavirus.
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- By JM McNab
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Bizarre Covid Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Stars -- they're just like us! (Becoming weird.)
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- By Daniel Dockery
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Louis C.K.'s Creepola Movie Tried To Get Woody Allen
It could have been 'The Expendables' of super-creeps.
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- By JM McNab
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'Cats' Butthole And Pee Cut Obsession's Historical Precedent
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- By Jordan Breeding
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5 Ways Superheroes Were Changed In Other Countries
Ah, everybody's favorite superhero, Flushman.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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