Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Beloved Icons That Need a Gritty Reboot

Despite the obvious superiority of gritty reboots, many old shows and movies are still lying around uselessly in stupid non-darkness, waiting for Hollywood to sprinkle them with some harsh, family-killing reality.


17 Movies & TV Shows That Have No Idea How Technology Works

Sometimes it's hard to not notice the idiot logic being presented on the screen.


4 Famous Movies With Deceptively Complex Symbolism

Here are four movies that define my favorite, previously unnamed literary device: the 'Trans-Redemptive Symbol.'


4 Famous Movies With Insane Music Video Tie-Ins

Virtually all music videos are utterly terrible, but here are four that managed to rise above that distinction to become totally insane.


The 20 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Moments in TV History

There's lots of unintended hilarity in television, but we call these bloopers and usually don't see them. What you're about to see don't even qualify as mistakes.


30 Leaked Nude Pictures of (Fictional) Celebrities

With the advent of smartphones, the innovative idea of taking pictures of your genitals with them, and ease of hacking, the likelihood of seeing famous people's dirty bits has increased exponentially.


5 Classic Movies You Didn't Notice Were Completely Insane

Turns out lots of famous movies were pretty close to being so irredeemably dumb that no one would have watched them.


4 Behind-the-Scenes Moments That Will Brighten Your Day

I thought I owed it to movies to talk about some behind-the-scenes moments that make things better.


6 Movies You Didn't Know Had Catastrophic Unofficial Sequels

Not all sequels are some sort of official corruption of creativity ... because sometimes they're not official at all.


5 Famous Movie Villains With Shockingly Stupid Master Plans

Every movie villain seems like they have it pretty together. Well, almost ...


4 Reasons 'Hemlock Grove' Is Television's Shitty Future

I get a limited number of days on this Earth, and binge-watching Netflix is where one of them went.


32 Disney / Pixar Movie Ideas That Would Bankrupt Them

The Disney/Pixar partnership has created an empire of amazing stories and epic cuteness. But every empire has to fall, doesn't it?