Sometimes, real life does in fact resemble a Michael Bay movie, only minus the giant robots (usually).
Actors are crazy, yes, but these actors adopted a special kind of "woo-hoo" and turned it into genius.
We see a problem, make an excuse for it, and forget about the problem. But the problem still exists.
Here are six locations with more robust IMDb pages (and better managers, apparently) than 80 percent of Hollywood.
While most Christmas things are presents for the kids, cartoon Christmas episodes are presents for the parents: They're the only sure way to get the kids to just sit down for a bit, sweetie, Mommy and Daddy are very tired. Which may be why parents in the 1980s didn't notice that their kids were watching solid crazy.
Without further ado, let's see the genital-shriveling ways your favorite characters celebrate the holidays.
The problem with most tween TV, beyond the obvious, is the depressing and unfortunate world each one presents and never acknowledges.
Despite originally airing in the early '80s and having a shamelessly implausible cartoon premise, this cartoon managed to correctly predict more trends in the modern world than most serious speculative fiction novels.
We suspect that the real reason we aren't privy to movie character plans out front is because, most of the time, they'd sound pretty stupid if you said them out loud.
In general, we have zero expectations about the quality of television programming. This goes double for game shows.
hanks so much for tearing my baby out of me with your mouth and turning me into this dead man-hunting monster.
Apparently, there are parts of Superman's character that may seem random or even stupid to you, but offer surprising benefits, according to science.
If you're anything like me, you grew up with TV as your Christmas nanny. Therefore, you know that some bizarre things happened on television during the holiday season.
There are a few core philosophical thought experiments at the center of our most popular movies, like ancient cheat codes that filmmakers know we'll pay to see depicted on the big screen over and over again.