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Do The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Bone?
Yes, and probably not with who you expect.
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- By Dan Duddy
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6 Famous Superhero Memes (That Are Even Stupider In Context)
Memes UNDERSELL the glorious stupidity and insanity of the original comic book stories.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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Sicilian Vampires and James Caan: Canada's Tommy Wiseau's Cinematic Universe
Squeezing the last drops out of Old Hollywood.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Steve Carell's 'The Office' Departure Seemingly Had The Whole Cast Ugly Crying, Co-Star Says
It seems the cast was afraid of how much they loved the Michael Scott actor.
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- By Carly Tennes
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6 Recent Movies and Shows That Look Bonkers Without CGI
Who would have thought ones and zeroes could add so much dignity?
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- By JM McNab
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Who Wore It Best? X-Men Red Carpet Edition
#HellfireSoMutant
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- By Cedric Voets
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Scorsese and De Niro's Caribbean Adventure Saved 'Raging Bull'
Raging Bull? More like Raging Hangover after all of those margaritas ...
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- By JM McNab
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'The Swan': The Most Ghoulish Reality Show Ever
Turning ugly ducklings into plastic ones.
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- By Cedric Voets
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'Paddington 2' Overtakes 'Citizen Kane' as One Of Rotten Tomatoes's Top-Rated Films
Move over, “Rosebud,” it seems there's another “very important name” on everybody’s lips -- Paddington Bear.
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- By Carly Tennes
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'The Falcon and the Winter Soldier' Didn't Punish The Real Villains
Was it all just a toy commercial?
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- By JM McNab
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What 'Shrek,' 'Shallow Hal,' and 'Mean Girls' Would Sound Like If Described As Dramatic Best Picture Nominees
These cult hits are finally getting the recognition they deserve.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Good News, Horror Fans: You Can Buy A Scrap Of Pinhead's Skin
Like horror movies? Hate your own money?
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- By JM McNab
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Keanu Reeves' 'Speed' Only Exists Because An Old Man Got Two Movies Mixed-Up
It might not have existed if the father of 'Speed's screenwriter hadn’t confused two movies.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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That Time A Bear Almost Got An Oscar Nomination (No, Really.)
No, not the one who almost ate Leo DiCaprio.
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- By JM McNab
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If 'Mortal Kombat' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
'That’s right, everybody, it’s me, classic Mortal Kombat character ... (checks script) 'Cole Young?' Wait, who the hell is that?'
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- By The Editing Room
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