Cracked Archive - Movies & TV


When Famous Cartoon Characters Finally Snap

Cartoon characters are already pretty questionable in the sanity department -- it's no surprise that a lot of them would lose it eventually.


3 Dumb Monsters Who Deserve Their Own 'Twilight' Spinoff

You're shitting the bed, Hollywood.


5 Clever Movie Schemes You Didn't Realize Were Stupid

People in movies can be pretty dumb.


6 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Movies

Half the fun of watching a movie is later poring over the DVD frame by frame for hours and hours so that you can pick up on the Easter eggs hidden within.


The 5 Best One-Word Punchlines in Comedic History

A tip for you, the reader: Don't try to have this discussion with dudes you don't know at public urinals. They don't like it.


How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Fare in a Slasher Movie

The following iconic movie characters, for reasons too obvious and straightforward to even mention, all ended up gathering at an abandoned summer camp one spooky weekend.


16 Bizarre Background Characters You Missed in Famous Movies

Thanks to the advent of the Internet, it turns out extras are doing a lot more than just filling space, often times even stealing the scene.


6 Real Serial Killers More Terrifying Than Any Horror Movie

The following people and their bone-chilling exploits are totally real, and at least three-quarters of them are totally still alive.


22 Famous Horror Movies (If They Were Realistic)

What happens when you aren't required to suspend your disbelief in a horror movie?


SquiggleVision: An Animation Technique That Rocked the World

Do I see myself in the same rarified atmosphere as Alfred Hitchcock or the incomparable Orson Welles? Let's answer that question with an anecdote.


The 5 Greatest Moments in Freddy Krueger's Music Video

Freddy Krueger's music video: a spooktacular bootique of questionable decisions that reduces Freddy to a variety show host playing hide-and-seek with his rapping nephews.


25 Tiny Changes That Would Ruin Horror Movie Monsters

What happens when you make one little tweak and suck the fear right out of cinema's most classic monsters?


The 4 Worst Moments from Otherwise Great Artists

I think you're a better fanboy if you don't praise everything. You have to own up to your heroes' failures.


5 Photos That Shatter Your Image of Horror Movie Locations

Sometimes seeing where these horror movies were filmed is so jarring that it makes it impossible to think of them the same way.


If Every Movie Got An Amusement Park Ride

What happens when someone commissions a ride based on a character's experience that maybe should've just been left on big screen?