Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

4 Great Movie Characters Who Need to Try a New Genre
4 Great Movie Characters Who Need to Try a New Genre

There are characters whose movies we can watch over and over, but we'd like to see them doing something just a little bit different

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5 Classic Movies Made By People Who Wanted Them To Bomb
5 Classic Movies Made By People Who Wanted Them To Bomb

Can a movie succeed if the very people behind it are doing everything in their power to make sure that it fails? (Hint: Yes.)

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The 5 Most Ridiculous Attempts to Censor Popular Cartoons
The 5 Most Ridiculous Attempts to Censor Popular Cartoons

Sometimes the desire to protect children's sensitive brains turns into bizarre self-parody.

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5 Movies That Cause Gaping Plot Holes in Their Own Sequels
5 Movies That Cause Gaping Plot Holes in Their Own Sequels

It turns out, some sequels only exist by feeding off the carcass of the original's now-mangled plot.

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5 Awesome Things Invented by the Last People You'd Expect
5 Awesome Things Invented by the Last People You'd Expect

Great inventions can come from anywhere. Even the last place you would ever expect.

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5 Dumb Movies With Disproportionately Awesome Theme Songs
5 Dumb Movies With Disproportionately Awesome Theme Songs

I'm not saying these movies are necessarily terrible -- I'm saying their theme songs are so excessively and even unfairly good that they make the film look like shit in comparison.

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3 Dumb Monsters Who Deserve Their Own 'Twilight' Spinoff
3 Dumb Monsters Who Deserve Their Own 'Twilight' Spinoff

You're shitting the bed, Hollywood.

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5 Clever Movie Schemes You Didn't Realize Were Stupid
5 Clever Movie Schemes You Didn't Realize Were Stupid

People in movies can be pretty dumb.

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6 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Movies
6 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden in Famous Movies

Half the fun of watching a movie is later poring over the DVD frame by frame for hours and hours so that you can pick up on the Easter eggs hidden within.

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The 5 Best One-Word Punchlines in Comedic History
The 5 Best One-Word Punchlines in Comedic History

A tip for you, the reader: Don't try to have this discussion with dudes you don't know at public urinals. They don't like it.

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How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Fare in a Slasher Movie
How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Fare in a Slasher Movie

The following iconic movie characters, for reasons too obvious and straightforward to even mention, all ended up gathering at an abandoned summer camp one spooky weekend.

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6 Real Serial Killers More Terrifying Than Any Horror Movie
6 Real Serial Killers More Terrifying Than Any Horror Movie

The following people and their bone-chilling exploits are totally real, and at least three-quarters of them are totally still alive.

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SquiggleVision: An Animation Technique That Rocked the World
SquiggleVision: An Animation Technique That Rocked the World

Do I see myself in the same rarified atmosphere as Alfred Hitchcock or the incomparable Orson Welles? Let's answer that question with an anecdote.

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The 5 Greatest Moments in Freddy Krueger's Music Video
The 5 Greatest Moments in Freddy Krueger's Music Video

Freddy Krueger's music video: a spooktacular bootique of questionable decisions that reduces Freddy to a variety show host playing hide-and-seek with his rapping nephews.

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The 4 Worst Moments from Otherwise Great Artists
The 4 Worst Moments from Otherwise Great Artists

I think you're a better fanboy if you don't praise everything. You have to own up to your heroes' failures.

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