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There are characters whose movies we can watch over and over, but we'd like to see them doing something just a little bit different
- By Luis Prada
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- November 14, 2013
Can a movie succeed if the very people behind it are doing everything in their power to make sure that it fails? (Hint: Yes.)
- By Dustin Koski, Evan V. Symon , Soon Van, Ryan Menezes
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- November 13, 2013
Sometimes the desire to protect children's sensitive brains turns into bizarre self-parody.
- By Steve Shapiro, Aaron Short, Ivan Farkas
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- November 12, 2013
It turns out, some sequels only exist by feeding off the carcass of the original's now-mangled plot.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- November 11, 2013
Great inventions can come from anywhere. Even the last place you would ever expect.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- November 10, 2013
I'm not saying these movies are necessarily terrible -- I'm saying their theme songs are so excessively and even unfairly good that they make the film look like shit in comparison.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- November 09, 2013
You're shitting the bed, Hollywood.
- By Cyriaque Lamar
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- November 07, 2013
People in movies can be pretty dumb.
- By Steve Hanley, Aatif Zubair
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- November 05, 2013
Half the fun of watching a movie is later poring over the DVD frame by frame for hours and hours so that you can pick up on the Easter eggs hidden within.
- By Aaron Short
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- November 04, 2013
A tip for you, the reader: Don't try to have this discussion with dudes you don't know at public urinals. They don't like it.
- By Gladstone
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- November 02, 2013
The following iconic movie characters, for reasons too obvious and straightforward to even mention, all ended up gathering at an abandoned summer camp one spooky weekend.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 29, 2013
The following people and their bone-chilling exploits are totally real, and at least three-quarters of them are totally still alive.
- By E. Reid Ross, Ivan Farkas
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- October 27, 2013
Do I see myself in the same rarified atmosphere as Alfred Hitchcock or the incomparable Orson Welles? Let's answer that question with an anecdote.
- By Tom Snyder
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- October 26, 2013
Freddy Krueger's music video: a spooktacular bootique of questionable decisions that reduces Freddy to a variety show host playing hide-and-seek with his rapping nephews.
- By Tom Reimann
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- October 26, 2013
I think you're a better fanboy if you don't praise everything. You have to own up to your heroes' failures.
- By Gladstone
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- October 22, 2013
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