Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

7 Fictional Drinks From Pop Culture (Tested In Real Life)

Because I'm the kind of guy who always gives in to peer pressure, I decided to humbly poison myself with a ton of alcohol for your amusement.


8 Unsung Heroes Who Made All Of Your Favorite Movies

Sadly, a lot of the people behind some of the best movies ever made get about as much recognition as the guy who sweeps your street at 4 a.m.


5 Fictional Universes That Overlap In Mind-Blowing Ways

Not everyone can write a bestselling novel or a box office success, but even the lowliest of us can interpret our favorite pieces of pop culture in bafflingly awesome new ways.


6 Reasons 'Jurassic World' Brutally Killed Its Biggest Hero

Enough time has passed for us, as a nation, to finally have a serious conversation about Jurassic World.


7 Insanely Dark James Bond Scenes They Hope You Forget

We've all been bamboozled by the colorful misdirection of fancy cars and beautiful, preposterously named women.


14 (Terrible) Predictions About The Force Awakens

With every new fan theory about this movie, we grow increasingly more worried.


The 8 Most Brilliant Kills In Famous Slasher Movies

These kills kicked major ass, even if they don't get a lot of love.


The 15 Most Baffling Decisions Ever Made In A Horror Movie

While we concede there are no truly 'smart' characters in thrillers, these allegedly smart people are exceptionally dumb.


4 Horror Movie Mashups That Would Creep You Out Big Time

Most movie mashups suck. That's why I humbly submit that I'm the only asshole in the world who's enough of a jerk to say that we should make these films.


5 Creepy Crimes We Can Never Solve

Here, grab this deerstalker hat and join me as we try to solve some of the strangest bullshit in the history of murder mysteries.


5 Horrifying Videos That Blow It At The Finish Line

We scoured YouTube and found some short horror films that did everything damn nigh perfectly ... right up until they completely imploded at the last possible second.


Horrifying Details Movies Got Right

As it turns out, a lot of the implausible shit that goes on in films is totally plausible.


The Unseen Aftermath Of Famous Horror Movies

Deep thought: When the bloodbath has ended ... has it really?


6 Unspoken Rules Every Horror Movie Monster Always Follows

Eventually horror monsters get to the stage where they're plopped into a spinoff or paired with a sidekick, and that's when we start thinking it's over - but it's not over...


The 5 Biggest Dick Moves By Beloved Children's Characters

The hero of the adorable Kung Fu Panda series doesn't just murder his enemies. He turbo-murders them.