You know the drill -- spoiler alert and all that.
Christmas is here, and that means it's time to watch some terrible movies!
Translating titles isn't as easy as it looks, and sometimes the results are hilariously amazing.
The following are rare examples of series that would eventually turn great but that started off as pathetic experiments.
Allowing for some imaginary commercial breaks where my brain hawked products I don't use, I sat in front of my screen for 24 hours, because that couldn't possibly be a terrible idea.
Not everything Hollywood shows you is a lie.
Jackson wasn't the first person to try to adapt J.R.R. Tolkien's work -- a few others got damn close. And most of those movies would've been insane.
These very real people who found themselves faced with extraordinary circumstances -- and reacted by ramping a flaming police car into those circumstances.
Even great pieces of fiction can sometimes be the result of a series of bizarrely bad decisions and idiotic ideas.
We expect our famous people to be a little bit crazy, because money and fame mess with your head in ways science can barely comprehend. But still ...