Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

How 7 Iconic Movie Characters Would Fare in a Slasher Movie

The following iconic movie characters, for reasons too obvious and straightforward to even mention, all ended up gathering at an abandoned summer camp one spooky weekend.


6 Real Serial Killers More Terrifying Than Any Horror Movie

The following people and their bone-chilling exploits are totally real, and at least three-quarters of them are totally still alive.


SquiggleVision: An Animation Technique That Rocked the World

Do I see myself in the same rarified atmosphere as Alfred Hitchcock or the incomparable Orson Welles? Let's answer that question with an anecdote.


The 5 Greatest Moments in Freddy Krueger's Music Video

Freddy Krueger's music video: a spooktacular bootique of questionable decisions that reduces Freddy to a variety show host playing hide-and-seek with his rapping nephews.


The 4 Worst Moments from Otherwise Great Artists

I think you're a better fanboy if you don't praise everything. You have to own up to your heroes' failures.


5 Photos That Shatter Your Image of Horror Movie Locations

Sometimes seeing where these horror movies were filmed is so jarring that it makes it impossible to think of them the same way.


The 4 Best Moments in the Worst Movies Ever Made

We've used a whole lot of turd polish on these movies.


6 Movie Soundtracks That Put the Actual Movie to Shame

There are a handful of mediocre-to-terrible '90s movies that are only remembered fondly (or remembered at all) because they had hugely popular soundtracks.


5 Movie Deaths That Should Have Been Really Easy to Avoid

Even we aren't dumb enough to die like these people.


4 Sex Tropes Movies Love (That Are Statistically BS)

When you look at the statistics, people just aren't doing this stuff in real life.


The 5 Greatest Movie Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)

Sometimes strong sexual tension doesn't explode into erotic release -- and yet nobody has blue balls.


5 Famous Movie Scenes Made Possible by Reckless Endangerment

These directors turned their sets into torture chambers for artistic purposes, and/or because they just hated actors.


6 Famous Television Gags We'll Never See Again

Many jokes no longer make sense, as they're based on observational humor of things that can no longer be observed.


5 Absurd Exploitation Film Subgenres

It's good to know this stuff exists.