It turns out a bunch of famously serious or edgy artists secretly make children's entertainment so wholesome that any cynic's heart would vomit puppies and rainbows.
I'm not fooling myself into believing that this was as dangerous as a drug addiction, but what it did to my financial situation dominated my life for way too long.
These rules serve one purpose: to prevent you from ruining someone else's fun and enjoyment of something they love just as much as you do.
Up until the moment of receiving one, the only knowledge of fake IDs that I had came from movies that have proven time and time again to be not true at all.
Sometimes TV crossovers and spinoffs not only suck, they do it so hard they retroactively ruin the original.
As superhero movies get more and more faithful to the source material, masks are starting to get neglected.
This particular theory pertains to two things that are very near and dear to me: Horror movies, and your genitalia.