Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Viewers Weren't Meant To See Sam Jackson Die in 'Jurassic Park'
Now you can buy a toy depicting this non-existent scene.
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- By JM McNab
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11 Disney's Gritty 'Snow White' Prequel That Thankfully Never Happened
How Disney almost made the story of trying to murder a child even darker.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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'Space Jam 2's Hands Down Most Messed Up Cameo
Why is Warner Bros. celebrating a movie they banned?
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- By JM McNab
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If 'Black Widow' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
'And so, SCARLETT settles into her quiet adventure of surviving alone off the land. But this ain't the MINARI CINEMATIC UNIVERSE ...'
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- By The Editing Room
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How 'Loki' and 'Interstellar' Tell Very Similar Tales (But From Different Generations)
It's a bit surprising just how much 'Loki' has in common with Christopher Nolan's McConaughey-est film, 'Interstellar.'
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- By Cristian Ramirez
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'The Bachelorette' Just Did 'Seinfeld's 'The Contest'
Can any of these hornt up reality stars truly be masters of their domain?
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- By Dan Duddy
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4 Erotic Fanfiction Scenes That We Can't Unsee (VIDEO)
Turns out the Teletubbies are really curious about sex.
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- By Jesse, Maxwell Yezpitelok
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'Space Jam' Mashups Have Taken Up Their Own Bizarre Corner Of The Internet
Let us introduce you to the Slam Fans.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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It Looks Like ‘Loki’ May Be The True Heir to ‘Lost’
Time travel? Check. Smoke Monster? Check.
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- By JM McNab
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Can JK Rowling's Garbage Views Be Separated From 'Harry Potter?'
JK Rowling has continued to take a nosedive into desperation.
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- By Tara Marie
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A Throwaway Gag In 'Black Widow' Foreshadowed The Big Ending
There’s a reason why Natasha watched the suckiest Bond movie.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Weird Secrets Of Childhood Favorites (Revealed Through Spinoffs)
Sometimes you get soundtracks for films that don't exist, or books that cover old scripts, and your favorite movie becomes a while lot weirder.
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- By Tara Marie
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Is 'Futurama' The Next Great Sleep Hack?
Before you set your bed ablaze, chuck your pillows out the window, and begrudgingly come to terms with a life defined by sleepless nights and cranky mornings, it seems there may still be a single glimmer of hope – Matt Groening's 'Futurama.'
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- By Carly Tennes
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George Romero's 'Goosebumps' Movie That Never Was
Gather around, ye of living flesh, as we venture into the dark world of two horror legends, walking dead people, and the calamitous curse of capitalism. (shudders)
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- By Zanandi Botes
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Rasputin Is Why Movies Have Those 'This Is Fiction' Disclaimers
Everyone’s a villain in this very real, very true story.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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