Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Turns out there are some stories out their that slipped their religious subtexts under the radar so well you didn't realize it.
- By Matt Cowan
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- June 26, 2016
There are some super powers that aren't as great as they might seem, and would actually make your life exponentially worse, if not flat-out kill you before you apprehended a single bank robber.
- By Tara Marie
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- June 26, 2016
Professor Oak, or whatever equivalent the game offers, is a con artist, tricking you into doing the dirty work so his spritely, pixelated hands can stay pristine.
- By David Israel Nunez Alvear
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- June 25, 2016
These awful things make the Joel Schumacher bat nipples look straight-up 2 legit 2 quit. Word.
- By Henrik Magnusson
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- June 25, 2016
In most cases, the actual disasters would look even more awesome than what the movies are showing us. Provided you're not one of the casualties.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- June 24, 2016
Inspiration works in strange ways. Sometimes, our favorite characters look exactly right the first time their creators debut them, but other times ... not so much.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- June 23, 2016
Behind all the catchy songs and the hijinks is a pit of forced labor and inescapable greed.
- By Vicki Veritas
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- June 22, 2016
Who killed the world? You guys. The ones making this movie. Right now.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- June 21, 2016
Sometimes, composers will get clever and insert cues that practically give away the endings to the shows or movies you're watching. If, that is, you're paying close enough attention and have an encyclopedic knowledge of both popular and classical music.
- By Ricardo Oskam, Ed Stevens, E.M. Caris, Carolyn Burke
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- June 19, 2016
Two of the world's most favorite pastimes are getting drunk and watching television. It's even more fun to do those two things in conjunction with one another, especially when the shows are inventing new and exciting cocktails for you to try.
- By Erik Germ
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- June 18, 2016
The behind-the-scenes footage of 'Jungle Book' makes it look like the Cookie Monster's sex offender cousin was trying to sneak up on Mowgli.
- By Mark Hill
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- June 17, 2016
Pro tip: Don't tell a holocaust survivor you're going to murder them with your bare hands.
- By Mark Hill
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- June 15, 2016
The movie is a failure not just for being bad but for insulting everything we love about 'Warcraft.'
- By J.F. Sargent
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- June 14, 2016
Either by choice or necessity, the resumes of your favorite writers and directors are filled with some quite unexpected projects.
- By Tara Marie
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- June 14, 2016
The day that Mitchell Hurwitz starts making shallow humor is the day that we rip the mask off of Mitchell Hurwitz and find the real Mitchell Hurwitz bound in his own cellar.
- By David Israel Nunez Alvear
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- June 13, 2016
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