Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
5 Ads That Tried To Be Sexy But Were Just Disturbing Instead
If there's anything we don't need 'sexified' it's the products we use to unclog our toilets after a night of Taco Bell.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Scott Elizabeth Baird, Mike Bedard, Ivan Farkas, E.M. Caris
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199 6 Ways Movie Trailers Always Lie (That You've Never Noticed)
The trailer editors for 'Rogue One' should've been sued off the planet for the piles of deception they created.
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- By Tiago Svn, Zanandi Botes, Michael Battaglino, S. Aslam
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7 Crazy As Heck Ideas Star Trek Almost Went With
We're kind of sad we never got to see Patrick Stewart rocking a wig and a French accent.
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- By Kelly Stone
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5 Characters Who Could've Ended Movies With One Sentence
How come Buzz Lightyear never talked to humans?
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- By Spencer Thew, Matt Lovell, Barry Scott
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5 Movie Reboots With Dumb Answers To Stupid Questions Nobody Asked
Filmmakers have wasted plenty of time and resources answering questions which few asked and nobody really needs answers to.
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- By James Kinneen, Nathan Kamal, Winslow Gee
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5 Times Fans Made The Pros Look Like Total Amateurs
The very likely reason we don't have 'Half-Life 3' yet is because the developers are scared fans are going to make a better version of it.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , Tiago Svn
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6 Big Movies Made By The Last Person You'd Expect
Turns out Michael Myers had a pretty wholesome career when not murdering teenagers.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Places You're Picturing Utterly Wrong (Thank Pop Culture!)
If you're thinking about moving to Hell's Kitchen to become a blind vigilante, you better be making a lot of money.
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- By Jacob Lewis, Tim Davis
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5 Parodies That Stopped Working When Real Movies Got Dumber
As long as cinema has existed, it's always been ready, willing, and able to completely embarrass itself for cash.
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- By Spencer Thew, Sam Hurley, Mike Bedard
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6 Of Your Fave Characters (Who Nearly Sucked Out The Gate)
The Soup Nazi was one bad decision away from the being least-quoted 'Seinfeld' character of all time.
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- By JM McNab
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8 Hilariously WTF Backstories Behind Your Favorite Shows
If you love MST3K, thank Elton John.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Movie Conflicts That Only Happened To Advance The Plot
It's actually pretty amazing that the Rebel Alliance were able to defeat the Empire.
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- By Joel B. Kirk, Stephanie Shepard, Mark Bradley, Molly Khan
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8 Movies That Looked Hilarious (Before The CGI Was Added)
In person, it seems as though the X-Men are actually uncannily dorky.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Directors Who Secretly Made The Same Movie Twice
While it's certainly not ethical to steal someone else's idea, cribbing movies from yourself is less of a crime.
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- By JM McNab
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- 131
6 Stupid Things Movie Villains Did (For No Apparent Reason)
It seems like these particular villains went into their dastardly schemes determined to fail -- or to at least extend the story to feature length.
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- By Spencer Thew, Tiago Svn
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