These folks apparently hired professional screenwriters to script their lives.
If Disney had any guts, all of these plots would be made into feature films.
Sometimes being a movie star downright sucks.
Reliving recent tragedies is suddenly hip in Hollywood. This needs to stop.
It turns out filmmakers love to dress up other folks like the person they actually wanted, squint their eyes, and try to live a lie.
An IMDb title search of JonBenet reveals over 100 entries. Of those, 15 or so are movies or miniseries. That's nearly one a year since she died. And a new one is coming in 2017.
It's almost like TV writers were daring someone to try their monstrosities. We accepted.
Commercials suck. Especially those that transcend from 99-percent uselessness into 100-percent inexplicable.
We're looking forward to the special editions of these films that will now surely get made.
Some of the stupid turns taken in famous sequels have explanations.
Let's provide a sense of closure for some of these horror series that ended abruptly or were rebooted without any real conclusion.
Disney's latest female characters are strong, independent, and unique. Or ... are they?
Time for another installment of 'Let's ruin everyone's favorite movies and TV shows.'