We could always use more 'Half-Life' in our lives.
Groot spends a lot of time being useless when he's clearly the most powerful of the group.
Who doesn't want to watch 'Sopranos In Space'?
Note to aspiring thespians: Invest in manicures.
DC sucks at making movies, and they'll never be on equal footing with Marvel unless they make some changes.
Apparently Godzilla and Jurassic Park exist in the same universe.
We ran a 100-percent accurate simulation to see how the story would have played out if the characters didn't spend half their time sleeping around, torturing each other, and talking about their feelings.
We're not sure we'd want to see how South Park would've covered the JFK assassination or Vietnam.
Watching these movies is like talking to a freshman political science major.
Shh. Shhh. It'll all make sense soon.
I may or may not appear in the final film -- depends on how much the producers enjoyed my panicked scrambling.
It's bizarre that these clearly doomed ideas made it into our favorite shows and movies.
There's a good chance your favorite character -- the one that decorated your lunchboxes, school notebooks, and undies -- started out as the worst idea ever.
Even your 10th-grade English teacher loves Monty Python and the Holy Grail enough to show it in class. Guess who hates it?