Product placements are the rectal catheters of popular entertainment.
Picture Artoo in front of a jury, explaining how and why a group of terro-- er, 'rebels' just assassinated the two most powerful people in the galaxy.
These are features that no rational human has a want or need for.
Some of the cleverest cinematic masterminds ever are complete dullards.
It's too bad that this utopia's mere existence would doom millions of people to death and misery.
Terrifyingly enough, the health care techniques that Hollywood clearly made up on an insane whim have made it into the popular consciousness.
Would George Lucas have made everything worse. Yes. One hundred times yes.
Movies are versatile, unpredictable things, and their early versions rarely match what winds up on the big screen.
When you're a foreigner obsessed with American cinema, it changes you.
Some seemingly-insignificant scenes can be such an immense pain in the balls that even the most hardened Hollywood hotshot would scream.
With no expectations to live up to, we're finally getting the Batman movie we deserve.
It turns out that some of the most famous films covertly told stories about willies.
There are all sorts of underrated kinds of acting that we should be giving major props to.
The original Westworld was way off with its prediction that big, floppy '70s porn staches would stay in style.
Someone please dig up the corpses of these shows and stitch them back together for the fans.