Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Absurdly Unapologetic Hollywood Sellouts
5 Absurdly Unapologetic Hollywood Sellouts

Product placements are the rectal catheters of popular entertainment.

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5 Reasons Star Wars Is A Story Told From R2-D2's Perspective
5 Reasons Star Wars Is A Story Told From R2-D2's Perspective

Picture Artoo in front of a jury, explaining how and why a group of terro-- er, 'rebels' just assassinated the two most powerful people in the galaxy.

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The 5 Most Useless Features Hollywood Won’t Stop Pushing
The 5 Most Useless Features Hollywood Won’t Stop Pushing

These are features that no rational human has a want or need for.

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6 Classic Movies That Cheated To Make Characters Look Smart
6 Classic Movies That Cheated To Make Characters Look Smart

Some of the cleverest cinematic masterminds ever are complete dullards.

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Why Black Panther Is Really Marvel's Most Dangerous Villain
Why Black Panther Is Really Marvel's Most Dangerous Villain

It's too bad that this utopia's mere existence would doom millions of people to death and misery.

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5 Great Life Saving Tips From Films (That'll Get You Killed)
5 Great Life Saving Tips From Films (That'll Get You Killed)

Terrifyingly enough, the health care techniques that Hollywood clearly made up on an insane whim have made it into the popular consciousness.

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5 Horrible Ideas That Almost Killed Star Wars Forever
5 Horrible Ideas That Almost Killed Star Wars Forever

Would George Lucas have made everything worse. Yes. One hundred times yes.

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5 Classic Movies That Were Almost Ruined By Horrifying Ideas
5 Classic Movies That Were Almost Ruined By Horrifying Ideas

Movies are versatile, unpredictable things, and their early versions rarely match what winds up on the big screen.

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5 WTF Experiences Foreign Fans Have With American Movies
5 WTF Experiences Foreign Fans Have With American Movies

When you're a foreigner obsessed with American cinema, it changes you.

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6 Scenes In Famous Movies That Were Insanely Hard To Film
6 Scenes In Famous Movies That Were Insanely Hard To Film

Some seemingly-insignificant scenes can be such an immense pain in the balls that even the most hardened Hollywood hotshot would scream.

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'Lego Batman' May Be The Most Pure 'Batman' Ever
'Lego Batman' May Be The Most Pure 'Batman' Ever

With no expectations to live up to, we're finally getting the Batman movie we deserve.

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7 Famous Movies That Are Secretly All About Sex
7 Famous Movies That Are Secretly All About Sex

It turns out that some of the most famous films covertly told stories about willies.

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5 Incredible Acting Feats That Should Have Their Own Awards
5 Incredible Acting Feats That Should Have Their Own Awards

There are all sorts of underrated kinds of acting that we should be giving major props to.

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The Real Westworld Was Built In Japan (And It's Scary AF)
The Real Westworld Was Built In Japan (And It's Scary AF)

The original Westworld was way off with its prediction that big, floppy '70s porn staches would stay in style.

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5 Ridiculous TV Remakes We Wish Netflix Would Tackle Next
5 Ridiculous TV Remakes We Wish Netflix Would Tackle Next

Someone please dig up the corpses of these shows and stitch them back together for the fans.

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