Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
How 'The Shining' Went From Horror To Lifestyle Porn
The Overlook is a 5-Star quarantine hotel.
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- By Dan Duddy
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18 'Parks & Rec' Is Back With A New Episode!
Nobody panic, Leslie Knope has everything under control.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Bad Special Effects (From Not That Long Ago)
Yes, upsetting special FX were a thing even before Cats.
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- By JM McNab
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How The Hell Did Arnold Schwarzenegger Pass For An Everyman?
Future historians are going to think we were jacked beyond belief.
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- By Dan Duddy
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'Jurassic Park' Would Be More Dope With One Change
Why do we have to wait an hour into 'Jurassic Park' for the scary dinos?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Buy Yourself Some Props From Recent Anxiety-Inducing Movies
Cure your anxiety with props from the most anxious movies ever made.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Reasons Batman and Catwoman's Relationship's Disturbing AF
Two leather fetishists on opposite sides of the law. Ah, romance.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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We're All Turning Into Simpsons Characters (Thanks To Social Distancing)
Watching 'The Simpsons' on TV shouldn't feel like looking into a mirror.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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'The Hunger Games' Is Pulling A 'Star Wars'
Now this is hunger racing!
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- By Riley Simmons
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Whew, Someone Said 'No' To This Bad Bond Idea
There's no time to do but plenty of your time to waste with hack storytelling.
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- By Luis Prada
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'In The Heights' Has Been Delayed By A Year, And That's A Good Thing
It hurts to see 'In The Heights' get delayed, but it makes perfect sense.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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After We Get Things Under Control, Can We Please Keep Drive-Ins A Thing?
Pandemic or not drive-ins rule.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Al Capone Movie Looks Syphilis-Ridden Nuts
From the director of the crappiest 'Fantastic Four' movie.
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- By JM McNab
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Abandoned Trump TV Projects (That Could've Sunk Him)
Who knew this guy had the capacity for failure?
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- By Adam Wears
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6 Depressing Details Movies Completely Ignored
Chewie, how could you?
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- By Jordan Breeding
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