Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Product placements are the rectal catheters of popular entertainment.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• November 27, 2016

Picture Artoo in front of a jury, explaining how and why a group of terro-- er, 'rebels' just assassinated the two most powerful people in the galaxy.

• By Lizzy Chrome
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• November 23, 2016

These are features that no rational human has a want or need for.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• November 22, 2016

Some of the cleverest cinematic masterminds ever are complete dullards.

• By David Christopher Bell
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• November 21, 2016

It's too bad that this utopia's mere existence would doom millions of people to death and misery.

• By Stephan Roget
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• November 19, 2016

Terrifyingly enough, the health care techniques that Hollywood clearly made up on an insane whim have made it into the popular consciousness.

• By Adam Wears
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• November 18, 2016

Would George Lucas have made everything worse. Yes. One hundred times yes.

• By JM McNab
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• November 17, 2016

Movies are versatile, unpredictable things, and their early versions rarely match what winds up on the big screen.

• By Henrik Magnusson
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• November 17, 2016

When you're a foreigner obsessed with American cinema, it changes you.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• November 16, 2016

Some seemingly-insignificant scenes can be such an immense pain in the balls that even the most hardened Hollywood hotshot would scream.

• By Karl Smallwood
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• November 15, 2016

With no expectations to live up to, we're finally getting the Batman movie we deserve.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• November 13, 2016

It turns out that some of the most famous films covertly told stories about willies.

• By Michael Garowee, JM McNab
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• November 11, 2016

There are all sorts of underrated kinds of acting that we should be giving major props to.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• November 09, 2016

The original Westworld was way off with its prediction that big, floppy '70s porn staches would stay in style.

• By JM McNab
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• November 08, 2016

Someone please dig up the corpses of these shows and stitch them back together for the fans.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• November 03, 2016