Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

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15 Documentaries Nobody Asked For (But Need To Be Made)

We could always use more 'Half-Life' in our lives.

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Characters Who Conveniently Forget Their Game-Changing Abilities

Groot spends a lot of time being useless when he's clearly the most powerful of the group.

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6 Supporting Characters That Deserve Their Own Movie

Who doesn't want to watch 'Sopranos In Space'?

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On-Set Arguments That Almost Derailed Classic Films

Note to aspiring thespians: Invest in manicures.

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5 Huge Changes DC Would Have To Make To Compete With Marvel

DC sucks at making movies, and they'll never be on equal footing with Marvel unless they make some changes.

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20 Movie Details You Missed If You Only Speak English

Apparently Godzilla and Jurassic Park exist in the same universe.

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How Game Of Thrones Ends Based On Computer Simulations

We ran a 100-percent accurate simulation to see how the story would have played out if the characters didn't spend half their time sleeping around, torturing each other, and talking about their feelings.

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If 24 Popular TV Shows Had Been Made In A Different Era

We're not sure we'd want to see how South Park would've covered the JFK assassination or Vietnam.

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Great Questions Raised By Movies Too Dumb To Answer Them

Watching these movies is like talking to a freshman political science major.

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6 Baffling Movie Moments With Really Logical Explanations

Shh. Shhh. It'll all make sense soon.

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6 Things I Learned As An Extra On The New 'Ghostbusters'

I may or may not appear in the final film -- depends on how much the producers enjoyed my panicked scrambling.

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5 Movie And TV Plots That Mean The Writer's Out Of Ideas

It's bizarre that these clearly doomed ideas made it into our favorite shows and movies.

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An Unforgettable (And Dark) Seinfeld Fan Theory

Wait, George had a brother? Spoiler: Yes. And he probably caused his suicide.

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7 Insanely Bad Ideas That Almost Ruined Classic Characters

There's a good chance your favorite character -- the one that decorated your lunchboxes, school notebooks, and undies -- started out as the worst idea ever.

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6 Famous People Who Were Way Too Honest On DVD Commentaries

Even your 10th-grade English teacher loves Monty Python and the Holy Grail enough to show it in class. Guess who hates it?

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