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27 Mind-Blowing TRUE Star Wars Behind The Scenes Stories

Obi-Wan's death may have let the rebels escape, but really the character kicked the bucket because Alec Guinness hated being in the movies.

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6 Famous Movie Scenes With Horrific Scientific Implications

If you hold movies to the laws of science, stuff gets dark FAST.

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5 Reasons 'Jessica Jones' Is Way Darker Than You Realize

It's really hard to be an abuse survivor and see no accurate representations of what it is like on TV, but damn does 'Jessica Jones' deliver.

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5 Christmas Movies You Never Realized Had Insane Messages

Spoiler alert: Whoville is utterly destroyed in a manner befitting Norse mythology.

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Cocky Guys Eat Apples: 25 Weird Non-Racial Movie Stereotypes

Just like everything else in Hollywood, even character archetypes are recycled at a disturbingly alarming rate.

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5 Reasons Not To Get Too Excited About The Force Awakens

Guys, we very well may have set our expectations too high here. Like the first time we ate a KFC Double Down or met Gary Busey in the flesh.

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7 Insane Behind-The-Scenes Problems Recent Movies Dealt With

The new POTC movie was infiltrated by a real pirate. After making some threats, the man fled into the bushes, disgracing the honor of pirates everywhere.

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6 Bizarre Lies Hollywood Tells When They Base A Movie On You

We spoke to LouAnne Johnson, the basis of Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds, to learn all the ways Hollywood willfully junked up the true story.

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6 Attempts To Sit Through The Worst Trilogy In History

After seeing Part One, you have no reason to want to see Part Two. And after seeing Part Two, there's got to be something considerably not right with you to want to watch Part Three.

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20 Horrifying Scenes Cut From Famous Disney Movies

The real 'Little Mermaid' is a horrifically depressing story featuring witchcraft, rejection, and, oh yeah, Ariel has no soul.

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20 Awkward Implications Star Wars Skips Over

It's a proud day in every padawan's life when they get to have their disgusting rat tail cut off.

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5 Actors You'll Never Believe Were Almost In Star Wars

Tupac would have been an ideal candidate for the CGI-saturated production, having previous experience acting opposite basically nothing.

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8 Awesome Ways We'd Squander Our Superpowers

Swinging, blue genitals are 100 percent worth being able to be a one-man band.

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6 Bizarre Ways Chinese Audiences Alter Movies You Watch

China is about to surpass North America as the largest film market in the world, so bid farewell to freshly-baked apple pie and the Pledge of Allegiance led by an anthropomorphic box of popcorn and a live chorus of bald eagles.

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6 Horrifying Endings That 'True Story' Movies Left Out

Nothing more romantic than being kidnapped and dying young.

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