Obi-Wan's death may have let the rebels escape, but really the character kicked the bucket because Alec Guinness hated being in the movies.
If you hold movies to the laws of science, stuff gets dark FAST.
It's really hard to be an abuse survivor and see no accurate representations of what it is like on TV, but damn does 'Jessica Jones' deliver.
Spoiler alert: Whoville is utterly destroyed in a manner befitting Norse mythology.
Just like everything else in Hollywood, even character archetypes are recycled at a disturbingly alarming rate.
Guys, we very well may have set our expectations too high here. Like the first time we ate a KFC Double Down or met Gary Busey in the flesh.
The new POTC movie was infiltrated by a real pirate. After making some threats, the man fled into the bushes, disgracing the honor of pirates everywhere.
We spoke to LouAnne Johnson, the basis of Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds, to learn all the ways Hollywood willfully junked up the true story.
After seeing Part One, you have no reason to want to see Part Two. And after seeing Part Two, there's got to be something considerably not right with you to want to watch Part Three.
The real 'Little Mermaid' is a horrifically depressing story featuring witchcraft, rejection, and, oh yeah, Ariel has no soul.
Tupac would have been an ideal candidate for the CGI-saturated production, having previous experience acting opposite basically nothing.
China is about to surpass North America as the largest film market in the world, so bid farewell to freshly-baked apple pie and the Pledge of Allegiance led by an anthropomorphic box of popcorn and a live chorus of bald eagles.
Nothing more romantic than being kidnapped and dying young.