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Give Us A Bee-Man Movie, Hollywood
Captain America's writer also wrote the most incoherent comic in history.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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That 'Yellow Submarine' CGI Remake Would Have Been Creepy As Hell
Beatlemania 2.0 was nearly a CGI nightmare.
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- By JM McNab
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'The Batman's Penguin Spin-Off Could Be Dark As Hell (And Great)
Yup, even darker than ‘Batman Returns’
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia': The Gang 'Almost Quit' The Show Over This Gag
Here's why.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Who Actually Loses In The Subs Vs. Dubs Debate
"I want Mads Mikkelsen voiced by Matt Damon" - this article, poorly transcribed.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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And Just Like That ... Peloton Is A Punchline Once Again
How Peleton's meme status is now immortalized in the HBOMCU (HBO Max Cinematic Universe).
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- By Carly Tennes
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Just Make Nakia The Next Black Panther Already
Or at least acknowledge her existence.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Do Classic Christmas Movies Foretell 'Hawkeye's Ending?
Will Marvel go full ‘Santa Clause’?
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- By JM McNab
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'That 70's Show' Car And 3 Other Classic TV Props Owned By Stars
Plus, which 'Full House' star sports the Tanner family couch in his home.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Time Joker Refused To Work With Red Skull
Even homicidal clowns draw the line somewhere, apparently.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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We're Not Getting A Female James Bond Any Time Soon, 007 Producer Says
Bond's producers like their vodka martini's shaken, not stirred, and most definitely not drank by a woman.
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Arcane': Our Predictions For The Second Season
'Arcane's over for now, but we're trying to figure out what's going to happen next season.
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- By Stephen Buckley
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Is 'Home Alone' Secretly All About Religion?
The Gospel according to Kevin McCallister.
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- By JM McNab
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'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' Finally Crossed The Line, Rob McElhenney Says
It only took a decade and change, but the Gang is finally changing their approach to tackling tricky topics.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Watching 'The Office' On Over-The-Air TV Just Changed
Peacock, you've got some competition.
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- By Carly Tennes
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