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• By JM McNab
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• August 11, 2017

You can hear the deafening groan across the landscape of DC Comics at the news that Frank Miller is writing another Superman comic.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• August 08, 2017

Sorry, Mel Gibson, but Leslie Nielsen pulled off a far better version of 'The Patriot' decades before you did.

• By Nathan Kamal, Mike Bedard, Dan Hopper, James Netter
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• August 08, 2017

Much to Disney's chagrin, swelling the music and closing in on the comic relief doesn't necessarily mean 'happily ever after.'

• By Matt Cowan
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• August 06, 2017

Skynet fridges. It's a win-win: we get awesome fridges, and Skynet gets to live.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• August 05, 2017

Before he was Batfleck, Ben Affleck was Daredevil: assaulter of women.

• By Ryan Lichtenstein
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• August 04, 2017

'Lego Batman': Righting the wrongs of the past.

• By JM McNab
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• August 03, 2017

These directors pretty much made their movies thinking the audiences would be populated by the biggest of idiots around.

• By Jacob Lewis, Sam Hurley, Mike Bedard, E.M. Caris, Saikat Bhowmik
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• August 03, 2017

Peter Parker is a genius chemist, but for some reason, he would rather make just above minimum wage with a mediocre dental plan by taking pictures of himself in his Spider-Man costume.

• By Lydia Bugg
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• August 02, 2017

We get it, 'Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash' is a wet dream of a character mash-up. It would still be pretty stupid on the big screen.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• August 01, 2017

The 'Jurassic Park' dinosaurs had more than frog DNA floating around inside them.

• By James Kinneen, Jordan Breeding, Michael Battaglino
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• August 01, 2017

The long-awaited release of the big screen adaption of Stephen King's epic 'Dark Tower' series is coming out this week and we couldn't be more confused.

• By Luis Prada
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• July 31, 2017

'Logan' is probably the greatest X-Men film to date. Coincidentally, the poster for 'Logan' might be the most horrifying X-Men poster to date as well.

• By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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• July 31, 2017

You can't write a good Very Special Episode on purpose. You can only do it by accident.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• July 29, 2017

Movies love to blow up the history books, but what happens when they don't even realize they've done it?

• By Jordan Breeding
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• July 28, 2017