Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

7 Crazy As Heck Ideas Star Trek Almost Went With
7 Crazy As Heck Ideas Star Trek Almost Went With

We're kind of sad we never got to see Patrick Stewart rocking a wig and a French accent.

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5 Characters Who Could've Ended Movies With One Sentence
5 Characters Who Could've Ended Movies With One Sentence

How come Buzz Lightyear never talked to humans?

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5 Bad Movies Fixed By Making The Lead Actors Trade Parts
5 Bad Movies Fixed By Making The Lead Actors Trade Parts

There was a real missed opportunity not having Michael Clarke Duncan, the most underrated actor in film history, as the lead of 'Planet Of The Apes.'

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5 Marvel Superhero Teams We Should Be Giving Our Attention
5 Marvel Superhero Teams We Should Be Giving Our Attention

Someone hurry up and give us our damn Sasquatch superhero.

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6 Massive Movie Franchises (And How To Actually Watch Them)
6 Massive Movie Franchises (And How To Actually Watch Them)

As someone that has spent a lot of time watching movies when he should have been sleeping/working/KFCing, I'm here to help.

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5 Movie Reboots That Answered Stupid Questions Nobody Asked
5 Movie Reboots That Answered Stupid Questions Nobody Asked

Filmmakers have wasted plenty of time and resources answering questions which few asked and nobody really needs answers to.

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5 Times Fans Made The Pros Look Like Total Amateurs
5 Times Fans Made The Pros Look Like Total Amateurs

The very likely reason we don't have 'Half-Life 3' yet is because the developers are scared fans are going to make a better version of it.

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If You Thought Game Of Thrones Felt Off, You're Not Wrong
If You Thought Game Of Thrones Felt Off, You're Not Wrong

We are seeing a collision between two immutable laws of fiction which have lived side by side within the show for years.

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5 Major Ways That Fantasy Movies And Porn Overlap
5 Major Ways That Fantasy Movies And Porn Overlap

Pretty much all heroes in fantasy are the Ron Jeremy's of their worlds.

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3 Ultra Specific Rules Hollywood Has About Incest Plots
3 Ultra Specific Rules Hollywood Has About Incest Plots

The way Hollywood talks about incest is somehow even weirder than the idea of people wanting to get some non-strange strange.

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6 Big Movies Made By The Last Person You'd Expect
6 Big Movies Made By The Last Person You'd Expect

Turns out Michael Myers had a pretty wholesome career when not murdering teenagers.

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6 Places You're Picturing Utterly Wrong (Thank Pop Culture!)
6 Places You're Picturing Utterly Wrong (Thank Pop Culture!)

If you're thinking about moving to Hell's Kitchen to become a blind vigilante, you better be making a lot of money.

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The DC Movie Universe Is Sucking (And It's Batman's Fault)
The DC Movie Universe Is Sucking (And It's Batman's Fault)

After Christopher Nolan's 'Dark Knight' trilogy, Warner Bros. had a tough choice to make. They could give the character a rest for a little while and wait for the proper inspiration, or they could not do that at all.

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5 Parodies That Stopped Working When Real Movies Got Dumber
5 Parodies That Stopped Working When Real Movies Got Dumber

As long as cinema has existed, it's always been ready, willing, and able to completely embarrass itself for cash.

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