Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Sally Field Played Aunt May As A Not-So-Touching Gift To A Cancer Patient
How much did she put into the role? "Not a great deal."
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
-
6
We Just Fixed The Ending Of "Revenge of the Sith"
We just fixed all the Star Wars and also your love lives.
- Authors
- By Jordan Breeding
- Published
- Comments
-
28
'It's Always Sunny': The Gang Will Always Be Trash
Plus, Kaitlin Olson sounds off on Sweet Dee' bizarre backstory.
- Authors
- By Carly Tennes
- Published
- Comments
-
1
'Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark' - The Wall-Crawler's Broadway Bomb
In the early 2010s, 'Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark' was the biggest joke on Broadway, and it was a danger to the crew involved.
- Authors
- By Ethan Tyrrell
- Published
- Comments
-
3
The ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Movies Saved (And Killed) the Franchise
We’re still owed a Rhino movie starring Paul Giamatti, dammit.
- Authors
- By JM McNab
- Published
- Comments
-
11
Sign up for the Cracked Newsletter
Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox!
A Burglar Worked Spider-Man And Batman Films, To Steal Costumes
His name was Glenn Gustafson, which sounds like something out of a comic.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
-
7
Emo Spider-Man's Defense: How 'Spider-Man 3' Dared Make Power Uncool
They wanted characters to find him cool but you to find him ridiculous.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
-
17
Diving Into 'Hawkeye's Ode To Classic Crime Movies
Every time Clint Barton’s out, they pull him back in …
- Authors
- By JM McNab
- Published
- Comments
-
4
'Spider-Man' Used A Real Spider, Who Had To Compete For The Part
They tried CGI, but it didn't look good enough.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
-
5
Miles Morales Succeeded Where Other Spider-Man Successors Failed
There were many other spin-off Spider-Folk before him.
- Authors
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
- Published
- Comments
-
14
Hawkeye Had Size-Changing Powers For Years (And An Even Worse Look)
Marvel's foremost himbo sure dressed the part.
- Authors
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
- Published
- Comments
-
5
The Entire Santa Clause Movie Timeline (Explained By A Guy Fighting Santa For His Power) (VIDEO)
The entire Santa Clause movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient battle for Santa's power.
- Authors
- By Jordan Breeding
- Published
- Comments
-
2
A Bonkers 'Christmas Vacation'-Inspired House Was Saved By Its Neighbors
It’s a Christmas (Vacation) miracle!
- Authors
- By JM McNab
- Published
- Comments
-
4
How 'Spider-Man: The Animated Series' Got It All Right
It did a lot of stuff better than any other Spider-Man movie or show.
- Authors
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
- Published
- Comments
-
17
A Drug-Themed Spider-Man Comic Permanently Changed The Comics Code
You couldn't mention drugs, even to say they're bad.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
-
6