Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
May We Humbly Suggest a New 'Star Wars' Viewing Order?
Got 25 hours to kill?
- Authors
- By JM McNab
- Published
- Comments
-
11
11 In 'The Last Duel,' Historical Realism Is Defeated By Matt Damon And Ben Affleck's Faces
You can believe that he bought a zoo, not that he can ride a horse.
- Authors
- By Cedric Voets
- Published
- Comments
- 13
Researchers Find IRL Doppelgängers of SpongeBob Squarepants and Patrick Star
"Ohhh! Who lives roughtly 200 miles off the coast of the Atlantic Ocean?"
- Authors
- By Carly Tennes
- Published
- Comments
- 1
'Avatar: The Last Airbender' Serves as Hair Inspo for Olympic Windsurfer
Water. Earth. Fire. Olympic Gold?
- Authors
- By Carly Tennes
- Published
- Comments
- 2
5 Confusing Movie Moments (That Were Explained Offscreen)
Movies, like most things in life, are often bewildering.
- Authors
- By JM McNab
- Published
- Comments
- 14
Sign up for the Cracked Newsletter
Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox!
The Muppets' 'Mahna Mahna' Song First Appeared In A Dirty Exploitation Flick
Turns out The Muppets have more than one rainbow connection.
- Authors
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
- Published
- Comments
- 9
A VFX Legend From 'Empire Strikes Back' And 'RoboCop' Spent 30 Years Making An Insane Animated Movie
Imagine if Gumby went to Hell.
- Authors
- By JM McNab
- Published
- Comments
- 10
‘Ghostbusters’ Isn’t a Comedy Anymore Thanks to ‘80s Toys
Thanks a lot plastic proton packs.
- Authors
- By JM McNab
- Published
- Comments
- 25
The Time RoboCop Became A Pro Wrestler ... Sort Of
Part machine, part machine, all crap.
- Authors
- By Erik Barnes
- Published
- Comments
- 4
Venom's Original Origin Was Going To Be Way Dumber
Before Venom became the muscle-bound Eddie Brock, there were other plans.
- Authors
- By Tara Marie
- Published
- Comments
- 8
'Bachelorette's 'Kiss' Was Fake Even By Reality TV Standards
Even from the meta-reality we inhabit while watching this show, this made our brains hurt.
- Authors
- By Dan Duddy
- Published
- Comments
- 12
4 Movies That Wasted Most Of The Plot On Pointless Stuff
We could all have been saved headaches if the writers just let characters get on with things.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 24
Domino's Doesn't Appreciate Pro Wrestler Being Hacked With A Pizza Cutter During Their Ad
Ouch.
- Authors
- By Carly Tennes
- Published
- Comments
- 24
Disney Slams Scarlett Johansson's 'Black Widow' Lawsuit, Says She Already Earned $20 Million for Her Role
Move over, Captain America and Iron Man – it seems yet another Avengers-related civil war is in full effect.
- Authors
- By Carly Tennes
- Published
- Comments
- 27
5 Incompetent Morons Who Make Superhero Plots Possible (VIDEO)
Superhero movies only really work if a bunch of morons in the background bumble around and do their jobs poorly.
- Authors
- By Ryan Menezes
- Published
- Comments
- 2
