31 Stats About Dating and Love For a Nice Evening on the Town

31 Stats About Dating and Love For a Nice Evening on the Town

Dating, on paper, should be pretty simple. You meet someone-- Maybe you have a meet cute with the owner of an adorable little bakery in the center of town, or simply swipe left on the latest cynical algorithm powered "I'm Hot and Lonely" matchmaker. You meet up and essentially go through a strange, drunken mutual job interview where the position is going awkwardly to the bone zone together… and maybe calling each other again the next day. 

Everyone knows that's it's somehow a lot more complicated than that… Even once you've actually managed to FIND someone who can deal with all of your flaws, there are any number of factors that could determine whether or not you'll actually be happy together. Married to early? That'll lose you points. Spend too much on the wedding? That'll lose you points… But if you save some money by skimping on the honeymoon? Guess what! That'll lose you some points! 

It's brutal out there. 

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