Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
The Same Dumb Plan That Every Movie Villain Keeps Trying
A supervillain plan to destroy the world is idiotic by default because, well, where are they going to live?
- By CRACKED Staff, Spencer Thew
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- November 10, 2017
The Villain From Dr. Strange Is Too Dumb To Live
'Doctor Strange' is clever and unique in a lot of ways, but the actual plot feels like a placeholder template that came free with the screenwriting software.
- By Jordan Breeding
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- November 09, 2017
6 Fans Who Became Part Of The Show (Through Hilarious Fraud)
Being a superfan means knowing more, and getting more, out of what you love the most.
- By Justin Crockett
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- November 09, 2017
5 Famous Movie Lessons (That Didn’t Make A Lick Of Sense)
Some movies seem solid at a glance, yet spend so much time belaboring their point that they accidentally ruin whatever they were trying to say.
- By Jordan Breeding, Norbert Gehardt
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- November 09, 2017
Why Beethoven Is The Most Screwed Up Family Movie Ever Made
If you decide you want to devote a weekend to ruining your own sanity, settle in for a marathon of dog movies on Netflix.
- By Dan Hopper
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- November 08, 2017
How Sequels And Reboots Ruin Your Favorite Characters
Sequels have the potential to take their characters to new and exciting places, but an unfortunate trend has found them Groundhog Day-ing their way through familiar adventures.
- By JM McNab
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- November 08, 2017
16 TV And Movie Timelines That Make No Sense
Dear movies, please stop yaddah-yaddah-ing over temporal paradoxes.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 08, 2017
6 Awesome TV Shows That Started Off As Sucky Garbage
I think it was Socrates who once said, 'This show used to be sooo good, but now it just suuucks.'
- By Daniel Dockery
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- November 07, 2017
The Big Reason Why Darth Vader Is Actually A Crappy Villain
Every single Star Wars fan has only one question on their mind right now: Has Darth Vader ever used the Force to squeeze a dude's nuts?
- By Jordan Breeding
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- November 07, 2017
Why Loki Sucks As A Villain (And Keeps Getting Worse)
The Marvel Cinematic Universe's Loki is arguably the saddest example of the evil genius archetype.
- By Spencer Thew
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- November 06, 2017
13 Characters Who Don't Know How To Do Super Basic Things
How is it possible that anyone in this day and age still can’t type?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 06, 2017
6 Characters You Didn't Know Had Wild Origin Stories
Us nerds all have our favorite fictional characters we like to obsess about.
- By Adam Wears
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- November 05, 2017
We Need More Deaths In Marvel Movies (No, Seriously)
Death is a minor annoyance in any superhero universe. But we've reached a point where screenwriters don't even try to pretend these characters are mortal, and the characters themselves seem to know it.
- By Markos Hasiotis, Tim Davis
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- November 04, 2017
Why The New 'Star Trek' Series Is The Best One Ever Made
'Star Trek: Discovery' may be the most important and relevant iteration of the franchise since the first one.
- By Ian Fortey
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- November 03, 2017
My Crazy Life As Arnold Schwarzenegger's Stunt Double
While Hollywood's top action stars are very skilled at wearing tuxedos and chatting with TV hosts, credit for their craziest onscreen shenanigans belongs to the often-underrated stunt performers.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- November 03, 2017
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