Cracked Archive - Comedy

Cousin Greg Is Phoebe and Other ‘Friends’/‘Succession’ Doppelgängers, According to Sarah Snook
Is Connor Roy the Gunther of ‘Succession’?
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Kenan Thompson Says All-Time Best Sketch Character Isn’t From ‘Saturday Night Live’
The ‘SNL’ star picks an old-school favorite
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- By Matt Solomon
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13 of the Best Dark Humor Songs from Tom Cardy
‘I send the first text in a cute way. And then I don’t reply for seven days, yeah’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Pauly Shore on Saying Goodbye to the Weasel, Finding a Kindred Spirit in Nicolas Cage and That Jimmy Kimmel Oscar Joke
At 55, the ‘Encino Man’ star isn’t worried about a comeback. He talks to Cracked about being busier than ever, the weirdness of stepping back on stage at the Comedy Store and learning not to take criticism so personally
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- By Tim Grierson
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Japanese ‘South Park’ Slaps Because Cartman’s Japanese Voice Actress Is An Absolute Maniac
Trey Parker has officially been upstaged by his Japanese counterpart
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Bill Murray’s Kid Is in the Sweet Sixteen
The University of Connecticut Huskies and assistant coach Luke Murray look to make a title run, sans Bugs Bunny
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- By Keegan Kelly
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All the Best Tom Brady-Gisele Jokes You Won’t Hear at His Upcoming Roast
Brady has reportedly banned Gisele jokes from his Netflix roast — but not from Twitter
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- By Keegan Kelly
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8-Year-Old Andy Samberg Predicted His Own Future
A recently unearthed letter from young Andy lists all of the goals adult Andy has already achieved
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘South Park’ Went Way Too Hard on Paris Hilton, Says Paris Hilton
It turns out people don’t like it when Matt Stone makes their cartoon chihuahua kill itself
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Funniest Leslie Jones Jokes and Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame
‘How am I gonna stop texting? Don’t say, ‘Don’t text,’ ‘cause you can’t tell somebody who keeps texting, ‘Don’t text!’ Oh, delete the number? What am I gonna do, delete my brain?’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Eminent Jon Lovitz Instagram Influencer Finds Holy Grail of Nostalgia Pics
Jon Lovitz and Tony Danza adorned in throwback Dodgers uniforms is perfect 1993
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Ben Stiller’s ‘Encino Man’ Screen Test Is Exactly As Silly As It Sounds
Pauly Shore released a snipped of Stiller’s audition, and it’s prehistorically playful
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Andy Kaufman Gets the Belt as Member of WWE Hall of Fame
Yelling to a packed arena: ‘I will not enter the ring until everyone in here is absolutely silent!’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Chris Rock Says Arresting Trump Is ‘Stupid’
This might be the only way in which Trump is like Tupac
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- By Matt Solomon
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Simpsons Fans Are Livid That ‘The Simpsons’ Broke the Albert Brooks-Marge Simpson Continuity
Don’t even get them started on the magic xylophone
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- By Keegan Kelly
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