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Bert Kreischer’s Kid Turned Down 10K to Be the Butt of One of His Jokes
The comedian couldn’t close a deal to tell ‘the funniest joke anyone's ever said’ about his teenaged daughter
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1 Dan Aykroyd’s Jimmy Carter Was A Counterculture Hero on ‘Saturday Night Live’
Unlike Nixon or Ford, ‘SNL’s Carter was a lusty, zesty president
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- By Matt Solomon
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The 10 Worst Breaks in Classic ‘Saturday Night Live’ Sketches
Trying not to laugh just makes it more hilarious
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- By Matt Solomon
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The 10 Best Moments of All the Upstarts Who Debuted on ‘Mr. Show’
Hey everybody, it’s all the comics who aren’t Bob Odenkirk and David Cross!
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- By Matt Solomon
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Tina Fey Humorously Calls Out Seth Meyers for What His Day-Drinking ‘Late Night’ Segment Is Really About
It does sound like something a middle-aged man made up to get out of the house on a weekend
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Not Even Joe Rogan Can Believe the Shit That Comes Out of His Mouth
A ‘Maron’ writer revealed that the loudest voice in podcasting quit a guest star gig after being asked to repeat his own words verbatim
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Paul Rudd Is Still the Only Person to Host a Canceled ‘Saturday Night Live’ Episode
COVID made Rudd a member of the 4 and 1/2 Timers Club
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- By Matt Solomon
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Comedian Unwillingly Featured in Tucker Carlson’s Awful Comedy Documentary Is Joining Antifa in Protest
Carlson is getting clowned by the ‘canceled’ comics he tried to defend
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Ant-Man’s Biggest Mistake Was Leaving Out Michael Peña
Tiny hero, huge error in judgment
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- By Matt Solomon
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High Schooler Aubrey Plaza Cussed Out Joe Biden
When she met him again on ‘Parks and Rec,’ it got worse
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- By Matt Solomon
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Eddie Murphy Owns J.J.’s Painting From ‘Good Times’ — And It’s Worth Millions
The painting’s value? Dyn-o-mite!
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- By Matt Solomon
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Bart Simpsons’ Best Dark Humor Jokes and Moments
‘I just don’t want to be here, dad! Besides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on’
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The Best New Running Joke of 2023 Is a Character with a 3D Printing Ass
‘Extraordinary’ craps on conventional superhero shows with one character’s unique asset
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Nate Bargatze Creeped Out Tiger Woods With the Name of His New Special
The comic meant to pay homage to Woods with the title of ‘Hello World,’ but he probably should have just gotten an autograph
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Is Patrick Mahomes Football’s Kenny Powers?
They both have cannon arms, mullets and the voice of a frog who knows how to party
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