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17 of the Funniest Tweets About Cocaine Being Found in the White House
The ghost of JFK deserves a little pick-me-up too
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- By Ian Garner
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John Woo Says ‘Face/Off’ Was Intended As A Comedy
Woo says the Nic Cage-John Travolta film was a ‘Mad Magazine’ goof come to life
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- By Matt Solomon
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Daniel Kaluuya-Led ‘Barney’ Movie to Rip Off ‘Death to Smoochy’
An adult-oriented Barney film about angst and disenchantment is in the works — without Robin Williams, this time
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Melanie Hutsell’s Jan Brady Character Got Her Cast on ‘Saturday Night Live’
She went from theater to ‘SNL' faster than you can say, ‘Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Ted Danson Hosted A Reunion Sleepover For ‘The Good Place’
Jameela Jamil, Jason Mendoza, D’Arcy Carden and more had the best forking reunion at Danson’s domain
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Tom Segura’s ‘Sledgehammer’ Pointlessly Crosses a Really Disturbing Line
If you think comics can’t offend any more, Segura has some jokes for you
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- By Matt Solomon
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Best Norm Macdonald Weekend Update Jokes, According to Reddit
‘Hey, watch it, that’s my lucky stabbin’ hat!’
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- By Matt Solomon
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13 Hall of Fame Jokes from Taylor Tomlinson
Got religious/mental/dating issues? Tomlinson has a joke for that
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- By Erik Barnes
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Ewan McGregor Used to Show His Kids the Toilet Scene in ‘Trainspotting’ for a Laugh
Calling it the most child-friendly scene in ‘Trainspotting’ is a bit like saying McGregor’s the tannest man in Scotland
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Will Ferrell Went to Wardrobe Extremes on ‘Saturday Night Live’ to Show Off His Patriotism After 9/11
‘For the love of God, why are those shorts so short?’
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- By Matt Solomon
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14 Dark Humor Jokes About America
Happy birthday to our sometimes shady country
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- By Erik Barnes
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Mel Brooks Has the Best Advice on Taking Notes from Studio Executives
When the head of Warner Bros. says to cut the fart jokes from 'Blazing Saddles,’ you say ‘Yes sir!’ — and then keep the fart jokes anyways
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone Declare That Casa Bonita Will Have No Tipping — Except For Rascal Scooters
Casa Bonita will pay their waitstaff a flat rate of $30 per hour — mobility scooters not included
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Heckler’ Destroyed? Fan Says TikTok Comic Ashley Gavin Repeatedly Told Her to Kill Herself After Accidentally Spoiling A Set-Up
A self-identified suicide survivor went viral after a popular internet comic exploded on her mid-set
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Gilbert Gottfried’s Daughter Reveals His Secret Talent
As a high school dropout, Gottfried had to decide between stand-up comedy and his other love
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- By Matt Solomon
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