Cracked Archive - Comedy
Roastmaster General Jeff Ross Says Nothing Is Off Limits for Tom Brady Skewering
Except for one thing: ‘He asked us not to mention his prosthetic leg’
- Authors
- By Matt Solomon
- Published
- Comments
- 1
Carroll O’Connor Thought ‘All in the Family’ Critics Were ‘Hacks and Semi-Literates’
‘I do think the managing editors of newspapers hire inferior people to write television’
- Authors
- By Matt Solomon
- Published
- Comments
- 0
Jon Stewart Is the New Face of Knicks Fans’ Disappointment
The ‘Daily Show’ host accidentally lent his likeness to the Knicks’ legendary collapse last night, and the internet loved it
- Authors
- By Keegan Kelly
- Published
- Comments
- 0
John Belushi Didn’t Want to Die, Lorne Michaels Warned John Mulaney
‘I knew John Belushi for seven years. I’ve been talking about him for 48 years’
- Authors
- By Matt Solomon
- Published
- Comments
- 0
People Are Asking A.I. to Roast Them for Some Reason
Low-Self-Esteem Twitter tries to teach robots how to ridicule human beings
- Authors
- By Keegan Kelly
- Published
- Comments
- 0
Sign up for the Cracked Newsletter
Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox!
Conan O’Brien’s Friends Thought He Actually Died During ‘Hot Ones’
Conan detailed the aftermath of his mega-viral ‘Hot Ones’ interview and the ensuing eulogy Twitter gave him
- Authors
- By Keegan Kelly
- Published
- Comments
- 1
Rob McElhenney Roasts Jerry Seinfeld’s Mindless Cancel Culture Take
Are the jokes on ‘Seinfeld’ too edgy for today’s audiences, or has Jerry just never seen ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’?
- Authors
- By Keegan Kelly
- Published
- Comments
- 23
Is This What Jerry Seinfeld Had in Mind for His ‘Pop-Tart’ Promotional Tour?
Nothing’s less funny than Seinfeld’s comedy lectures
- Authors
- By Matt Solomon
- Published
- Comments
- 0
Here Are the Comics John Mulaney Thinks Are Funnier Than Him
Hint: He wrote for three of them
- Authors
- By Matt Solomon
- Published
- Comments
- 0
This Heckler Rattled Jerry Seinfeld for 30 Years With Just Two Words
In 1993, a bored Bostonian shouted a roast so brief and so hurtful that Seinfeld still can’t forget the shame
- Authors
- By Keegan Kelly
- Published
- Comments
- 2
Angela Kinsey Asked Greg Daniels To Tone Down Angela’s Homophobia On ‘The Office’ In Jesus’ Name
The 'Office' star told Rainn Wilson about the time she refused to tell a joke on religious grounds
- Authors
- By Keegan Kelly
- Published
- Comments
- 0
The Failed 'SNL' Sketch That Steve Martin Can't Let Go
For all his success, this is the sketch Martin keeps talking about.
- Authors
- By Matt Solomon
- Published
- Comments
- 0
Colin Jost’s 10 Best Burns From the White House Correspondents’ Dinner
It was Weekend Update in a tuxedo
- Authors
- By Matt Solomon
- Published
- Comments
- 1
All Howard Stern Ever Really Wanted Was the Legitimacy of Interviewing a Sitting President
Post-Scores Howard has his dreams come true
- Authors
- By Matt Solomon
- Published
- Comments
- 5
Ellen DeGeneres Says She Got Kicked Out of Show Business
How many times can one comedian get canceled?
- Authors
- By Matt Solomon
- Published
- Comments
- 1