Cracked Archive - Comedy
The Officially Greenlit ‘Office’ Sequel Switches From the Dying Paper Industry to the Dying Newspaper Industry
The upcoming untitled series set in the ‘Office’ universe will mockument a Midwestern newspaper
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- By Keegan Kelly
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If Nikki Glaser Gets Canceled Someday, ‘I’ll Be Able to Forgive Myself’
When should comedians censor themselves?
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- By Matt Solomon
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Schadenfreude Fans Troll Tom Selleck After He Claims He Could Lose His Ranch
Maybe the ‘Magnum, P.I.’ star could take out a reverse mortgage on his sprawling California estate
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The 10 Best Burns From the Unaired 1977 Roast of Richard Pryor
‘Some people were born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Richard was born with one in his nose’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Cedric the Entertainer Quit Gambling After One Round of Golf With Michael Jordan
The ‘Barbershop’ star recalls His Airness and Charles Barkley betting 10 grand on each hole
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Bill Maher Plans to Quit Stand-Up, ‘Like Cutting Off A Limb’
‘Well, or I could go back’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Here Are The Jokes Nikki Glaser Didn’t Tell at the Tom Brady Roast
‘Proceeds from tonight’s show are going toward CTE research and the NFL’s coordinated effort to cover it up’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Jon Stewart Tells Anti-Woke Comedians to ‘Shut the F*** Up’
Stewart complains: ‘I’m just so tired of it’
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- By Matt Solomon
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It’s Still Too Soon for Tom Brady to Make 9/11 Jokes
Brady shut down bits about his old boss, but he had no problem dropping bombs about a national tragedy
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- By Keegan Kelly
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All the Blowback and Drama from the Tom Brady Netflix Roast
A lot of folks ended up on the injured list after this one
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- By Matt Solomon
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Bill Maher and Jerry Seinfeld Accuse Johnny Carson of Stealing Jokes
‘Johnny was a mean bastard’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Nikki Glaser Makes Cynicism Filthy and Fun in ‘Someday You’ll Die’
The comic’s first HBO special hits Mother’s Day weekend. It might not be suitable for mothers
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- By Tara Ariano
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The 19 Most Devastating Burns at Tom Brady’s Netflix Roast, Plus the One That Went Too Hard
Enjoy the taste of roasted GOAT
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- By Matt Solomon
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10 of the Angriest Letters Andy Kaufman Received About Wrestling Women
‘I’m gonna whoop your sissy-britchered, slick-haired body into a bloody pulp’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Comedians Claim That Theo Von Only Pays His Opener a Hundred Bucks
On a recent episode of ‘The Regz,’ Dan Soder suggested that a certain podcasting giant pays pennies on the dollar for massive theater shows
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- By Keegan Kelly
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